Incorrect Red Velvet Quotes

Red Velvet Enthusiast since Happiness era. Green layout for HELLO SOLOIST JOY 💚

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Wendy: Where’s Yeri?

Joy: She’s short, probably hiding under something.

Yeri, getting ready to jump on Joy from the vents:

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Irene: I like women who're environmentally aware

Seulgi: *pointing outside* That's a cloud

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Seulgi: *reading the mail* Baby shower invitation? Um, no thanks. I have a regular-sized shower I can use whenever I want.

Wendy: Give me that!

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Yeri: Wendy, this food sucks

Wendy: *pointing a kitchen knife at her* There’ll be no bitchin’ in my kitchen

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Irene: When I met Yeri I finally understood the scene where Yoda gets so tired of answering Luke’s questions and he just dies.

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Seulgi: Hey, Irene! Do you know my blood type?

Irene: Yeah? It's A.

Seulgi: Oh I guessed wrong. Excuse me! Nurse!

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Yeri: You know, I could've been killed.

Yeri: Or worse...

Yeri: Irene could've given me another lecture on responsibility

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Irene: If you could shapeshift, don’t even deny that you would shapeshift into a hotter version of yourself over time.

Joy: What if I’m already the hottest version of myself?

Seulgi: If I could shapeshift I’d be a dragon.

Wendy: If you really think about it, shapeshifting would be super useful. You could give yourself an extra arm, but only when you needed it, or eyes in the back of your head-

Yeri: I’d be a dragon too.

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Waiter: What would you like to have?

Seulgi: Bring a milkshake with two straws.

Irene: *blushes*

Seulgi: *puts both straws in her mouth* look how fast i can drink this!

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anyone wanna judge the current theme? changed it to green for our new soloist joy 💚

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you guys have no idea how long i tried to recover this account :((

is anyone still around? i'm willing to continue this account if any of you want to. sorry for the years of inactivity, life is really something

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gonna do a little revamping tomorrow, gotta update the fonts, pics, and all that. anyways joy solo <33

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you guys have no idea how long i tried to recover this account :((

is anyone still around? i'm willing to continue this account if any of you want to. sorry for the years of inactivity, life is really something

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nothing but respect for my queens

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Seulgi: Being gay is not a choice.

Seulgi: It’s a game and I’m winning.

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Irene: Swear words are illegal now. If you say one, you'll be fined.

Yeri: Heck.

Irene: You're on thin fucking ice.

Irene: Oh no.

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Priest: You must light a salt candle at exactly 3:00 and maybe the spirit will leave.

Irene: [Banging pans together] GET OUT OF MY HOUSE YOU WISPY MOTHERFUCKER!

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Seulgi: Wow, the stars are beautiful.

Wendy: Yeah, they are.

Seulgi: You know what else is beautiful?

Wendy, blushing: What?

Joy, from behind them: Me.