Right Hand Man

First Mate Hands or God as far as you're concerned. With a Black heart and a gloved hand, I parry my way through it all (Indie RP blog for Izzy Hands from Our Flag Means Death)

[ucantrythebestyoucan]

[tatzelwurming]

listen i consider myself an empathic person but after a certain point i get sick of other people’s problems. my friend is always talking about how the jewel-eyed skull on their mantlepiece is tormenting them w its sinister beauty and im over it. like dude i don’t want to talk about this anymore. get rid of the fucking skull

[e-102]

you’ are biased against my skull

[tatzelwurming]

i’m not having this argument again man

[64mpg]

actually i’ve done a lot of work on myself since we last spoke and i wanted to tell you to go fuck yourself and that i hope you die

[wolffangdyke]

Don’t make me tap the sign.

[indestructiblelittlefxcker]

I’ve decided that Izzy is an Aries, partially because it would be funny if the angry guy is a fire sign but also because I enjoy the irony of it sometimes being known as “the lucky sign”.

[userarmand]

izzy, lucius & jim

[fleethall]

die for me

[cryptotheism]

What’s been the hardest advice for you to swallow? Ever?

If you are correct and annoying, nobody will listen.

[cryptotheism]

Like it does not matter how correct you are, or how beautiful your coherence of thought may be. If you're annoying, people will spend their time and energy elsewhere

[chibbyresources]

Send 🍆  for my muse’s reaction to being sent a very intentional nude Or Send  “Ѡ” for my muse’s reaction to being sent accidental nudes.

[randomnotebookthoughts]

I am truly a giggler. A laugher. A chuckler. Just somewhere in the background snickering.

[adonischildsupportcase]

[wodneswynn]

It's wednesday

[fuckyeahizzyhands]

[viva-1a-resistance]

i really love the phrase “with all due respect” because it doesn’t specify how much respect is due. could be none. bitch.

[viva-1a-resistance]

i really love the phrase “with all due respect” because it doesn’t specify how much respect is due. could be none. bitch.

[lonelyroommp3]

someone just literally interrupted me mid conversation to tell me “what wonderful big dark eyes i’ve got” and on the one hand extremely flattering that she couldn’t even wait until the end of my sentence to comment on this, on the other hand did she have to say it like im the big bad wolf

[cowgirliee]

a dead horse hates to see me coming

[world-enough-and-timerogue]

my fav relationship ship dynamic is where it doesn't matter if you call it platonic or romantic or queerplatonic because they always act the same in every type of relationship. and the way they act? fucking weird.