Leviathan Rising

I am tired in my soul. ~~~~Call me any name and I'll probably respond~~~~ Personal blog and mun of: Team APEX Team BLHT (Blood) Beacon's Therapists (free to a good home)

[jwasontodd]

[mslockheart]

I always have to start the New Years with this picture.

[asdrubael-rekt-deactivated20191]

TFW you’re forced into sexual slavery to a sadistic dark elf lord and you think it’s gonna be amazing esoteric arcane fucking, but instead it’s all intergalactic trade meetings and city planning

[asdrubael-rekt-deactivated20191]

TFW You’ve  Machiavelli'ed your way up from a slave to an Overlord but the ennui is crushing and the only pleasure you get anymore is making your asshole Archons weep like children and intergalactic trolling.

[ask-tribune-ra]

TFW When your the bodyguard of the most evil and powerful member of your species and the warp dust hits in the middle of a meeting.

[ameliaglitter]

I saw this and thought of @fleamontpotter.

[justicewitch]

OP HOW CAN YOU NOT ADD THE BEST PART OF THIS TWEET THREAD

[indirispeaks]

[bardstardish]

a guy walked into the cafe earlier. he was wearing what looked like an expensive orange turtleneck, and had his hair styled up like an anime character and honestly he looked like he was having a great time. anyway he came up and ordered, and i gave him a table number and said i’d bring his order over shortly. he smiled and went over to his table. when his coffee was ready, i took it over to him and set it on the table and said that i hope he enjoyed the coffee and that he has a good day. he thanked me for being really nice to him, and that he isn’t used to being treated like this because he gets a lot of strange looks from people. i told him that it was no problem, and that i thought his turtleneck looked really nice on him. as i went to walk away, he stopped me and said ‘you’re really nice, so i want to let you in on a secret’. at this point i looked up towards my coworkers, who were motioning for me to go back over to them, but at the same time i really wanted to know what the secret was, so i politely said ‘uh, sure’. he seemed fairly trustworthy. it was a public place anyway, so he couldn’t really do anything. anyway. he proceeded to turn away from the other customers and just fucking…took the top of his turtleneck off. he explained that he cut the bottom of this long shirt and added velcro to the ends of it to make it a turtleneck. he held it in his hands and said ‘i’m a liar. everyone thinks it’s a turtleneck. but it isn’t. it’s great to have dumb secrets.’ and then put the fabric back around his neck and thanked me for his coffee again. i’m kind of scared now. what does this man know? 

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

You all, fools: *getting tattoos based on the ancient tattoos they find on bog mummies and the other ancient dead that for all you know will bind you to a forgotten god that now by all rights has a claim on your life for better or for worse*

Me, and intellectual: *doesnt fucking do that*

[steadfast-deactivated20191017]

A forgotten god cannot run my life any worse than I am currently running it myself.

[silver-boots]

Bog mummy take the wheel

[memewhore]

[mazarinedrake]

Best part is I’m pretty sure that’s a *male* bird. 

[defydamage]

It totally is!

[gallusrostromegalus]

Its a Male Sage Grouse! Pleas enjoy the amazing Performance and SOUNDS this nonsense creature makes:

Yes, that is actually the noise they make. 

[reversecow]

[death-topping]

This is most definitely a fake screenshot

[reversecow]

[deejay]

[ruinedchildhood]

please unmute this

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[mindfulwrath]

honestly “i’ll do whatever you want” “then perish” is the single most powerful exchange possible in the english language and it’s from some bizarre “hewwo” obama rp

[fallingtowers]

And there was that other post where someone dreamt that Obama said “violence for violence is the rule of beasts” like what is it about Obama that makes people come up with such raw fucking dialogue for him

[twofingerswhiskey]

my mother had a dream where he lived in the forest and she had a cigarette with him and he said “to become god is the loneliest achievement of them all” and put it out and walked into the mist and i’ve never fucking forgotten that

[antiblackness-archive]

[antiblackness-archive]

[lotrlocked]

Reboot this post to be blessed with dream Obama’s wisdom

[nitewrighter]

New In-Game Dialogue Prediction:

Torbjörn’s Turret: *gets destroyed*

Torbjörn: MY BABY!!

Brigitte: *gets eliminated by an enemy*

Torbjörn: MY OTHER BABY!!!

[just-shower-thoughts]

Live your life with a confidence of a 15-year-old who smoked pot twice talking to another 15y/o who smoked pot once.

[best-of-memes]

[just-shower-thoughts]

There are millions of people who have forgotten “the game” for years and just lost it

[cinemamind]

[unclefather]

@netflix, new idea. you can make a show called “your life” and when i click on it i can watch all the footage that the government has taken of me through my webcam and cellphone. i fucking know. i fucking

[depressionresource]

If you struggle with anxiety, overwhelm, or just plain feeling like a failure, I have a mantra for you that’s been really helping me out lately:

Just show up.

I used to skip class because the whole thing was so overwhelming: I had to get dressed in something clean even though I never had the energy to do laundry, walk to school, sit in class for up to three hours, plus pay attention, take notes, and participate in discussion. In reality, I was being a perfectionist, and life would have been a lot easier for me if I had Just Shown Up. By staying home because of my depression and anxiety, I wasn’t giving myself the chance to do any of that. I was such a perfectionist that being a “bad” or average student was unthinkable, so I stopped being a student at all.

If you’re having trouble getting something done, Just Show Up. You don’t have to be employee of the month. You don’t have to be valedictorian. Just Show Up.

[cleromancy]

ime it also helps to be like “you dont have to stay the whole time, you just have to go” bc most of the time once youre there it’s fine. a lot of things are like that, like… you dont have to finish the dishes, just start them. a lot of the time once you start a task it’s easier to finish than to stop, especially if you can trick yourself like “after five more minutes if i still feel bad i’ll go home” or “after washing two more dishes i can stop for today”

even if you don’t finish the task, you started it, and by completing part of it you lessened your future workload and ALSO taught your brain that things may not be as daunting as they seem

[robotplant]

This is wisdom! Peace!

[athenadark]

you know what years of therapy taught me - Redefine success

so what if no one else gets how the things you define as successes are victories because you have to

so you got to work - success

you used public transport - success

you went to the supermarket instead of ordering online and didn’t just buy things you dind’t want because you got scared - MASSIVE success

Redefine success, your body moved the goal posts, there is no shame in acknwoledging that

[fierceawakening]

This may not help other people the way it helps me, so take it or leave it as needed, but: A lot of the time, Big Epic Awesome Things are built up out of little tiny just showing up, too.