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Jackson Tyler on bsky. They're right!!
i'll never understand women's fashion...
what we know so far
one day they'll make the person on earth who's the most neurotypical. so neurotypical they can perfectly pick up on every tiny behavioral cue. every minute eye twitch. even through the phone. even via text. they'll put the whole picture together and detect every lie. moreover they'll detect even when people are lying to themselves and when people are lying via incomplete truth. they'll be so neurotypical that they will cut to the heart of every matter & have a perfect world-model of everyone they interact with. no one will be able to lie to them. and then they will work in fraud monitoring at a bank
I would say the Iran deal is fairly comparable to the Suez Crisis tbh
Had to rename INDOPACOM back to PACOM even, kicked out of the indian ocean
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Could you explain what makes the deal so shitty--uh, I mean, what WOULD have made the deal so shitty IF we didn't have such a brilliant negotiator on our side?
We don't actually know what the final deal is gonna be, to be clear - a lot is punted down the road into a 60-day negotiations window. But the general outline we have now is such that the deal on the table is one that Iran would have taken pre-war. Extensive sanctions relief, huge financial investments, confirmation of defacto control of the Straits, no restrictions on non-nuclear weapons or even their funding of proxy groups. Iran never cared about nuclear weapons for their own sake; they wanted them for (obvious now to everyone) security concerns. This deal does a ton to simply remove those concerns at no major price for Iran. Who cares about the nukes now, right? We knew Iran would be willing to give them up for some price - that is why they gave em up the first time!
Fortunately, we Made America Great Again so its all gonna work out anyway despite the text of the deal and the admin will achieve all of the real, coherent goals it clearly and consistently articulated throughout the conflict - what a victory!
I love it when headlines get cut off
Venti if true
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do not go gentle into that good night
be a bit of a bitch about it
can't in good conscience leave this out
when i am god-empress of Berlin if a busker gets on the train and starts playing a goddamn accordion they are getting exiled from the city. go spend six months in Potsdam and think about what youâve done.
Listen to me. Listen to me. Listen to me. Listen to me.
I know there is a lot of discourse (tm) around this right now but listen to me
sometimes you do just have to lie to children.
If, when my toddler is, you know, toddling around saying âmama? Big ball?â
If I were lean down and say âunfortunately the big beach ball for some reason fills you with such an unadulterated rage that is beyond human comprehension that you scream until you pass out, so mama had to remove the beach ball from the premises until you can better regulate your emotionsâ she would simply stare at me like I had 3 heads full of equal betrayal.
So, for now, instead âbig ball went night night!â
Please understand when I say âremoved the ball from the premisesâ I mean I popped it in a fit of exhausted confusion. I murdered the beach ball.
See Iâve lied to you all too and it was better this way.
you canât just leave this in the tags etc.
You canât be funnier then me on my own posts, Iâm in tears from laughter
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look i reblogged this because this piece FUCKS but then
then I looked in the notes and yâknow.
some people seems confused.
Why a shopping cart with stained glass?Â
or This would be cool to shop with
or something about religion and NO
NO
THIS. Is about HOMES.
That style stained glass? Those diamonds? They speak to me, and they say âTownhouseâ. and FANCY townhouse, at that. They say âCity home, old home, a home that is RICH, a shelter from the storm and a safe place for a familyâ.
But on! a! shopping cart!
That evokes - to me - Homelessness.
The person on the street who had no other choice but to steal the best cart they could from a storeâs corral just to have a way to transport the meager belongings that are all they fucking have in this world. And itâs NOT a home or a safe place or a shelter but itâs all you fucking have!
And this piece goes and puts them fucking together! AND NAMES IT.
Yeah this is fucking ART.
apparently vicâs vapor rub goes exitinct ? iâve been using the same vapor rub for years and apparenlty it went bad in the 2010s ..
expired .
Welding is hard
hey for 7018 rods thats not too bad
It's not great either but I was just trying to make a dick haha
Try TIG! Itâs a lot easier to do fine control. But also thatâs pretty good control. 8===D
After school care pulled me aside about my child dropping an f-bomb âwithout remorseâ and I put on my concerned face and nodded a bunch.
Apparently he was building something with a younger kid âwho really looks up to him and is just starting to make friendsâ and said âHey, youâre really fucking good at this.â which is, in my estimation, really a parenting victory.
I absolutely failed at doing this:
i have been informed by literally every french speaker on earth that âune pipeâ is slang for blowjob