Descensus Averno facilis est

The descent into hell is easy. Tieranie, female, New Mexico USA. Books, books, books. Lots of funny stuff, and occasionally some anime will slip through when I mean to reblog it to my other tumblr what-is-it-heichou Message me, say hi, tell me about your day or what's going on in your life. I love to talk to people, and hear book recommendations. I don't bite. :3

[lordoftheswifties]

I will probably be murdered for this, but I believe that ending was almost perfect. I’m not sure how D&D managed it, but they did. And it was beautiful.

[tainbocuailnge]

death of a bachelor is a good song

[tainbocuailnge]

it’s a song about a dude being fucking stoked to marry his fiance and poking fun at the ‘marriage is the end right fellas’ culture by saying ‘guess ill die then! worth it!’ and i think that’s neat

[jennytomlinson99]

ADAM CROASDELL THINKS IGNIS SHOULD’VE BEEN PART OF THE BISTRO IN TWILIGHT TOWN (I TOTALLY AGREE ADAM SOOO TOTALLY AGREE)

[repostcenter]

[tale-wind]

square enix: nomura my guy you really gotta stop trying to make so many games at once

nomura: FINE THEN i'll just combine them all into ONE GAME how about THAT

[softypyro]

[harmlesslyobsessed]

[storyofagirlmarried]

All I want in this entire world is to be a mother

[aslaanjade]

“So, a magic spell to change the little piggy into a prince…”

[irlpupi]

You: Supermassive Black Hole by Muse

Me a intellectual: The baseball scene in Twilight

[meangirlnurse]

“i can leave the door open while i’m cleaning my bathroom,” i reasoned to myself. “surely my beloved cat, Meatball, isn’t dumb enough to try and jump into an open toilet full of Clorox”

[meangirlnurse]

i caught this tiny-little fool MID-FUCKING-AIR. i watched him start leaping and time literally slowed down. and then he had the audacity, the NERVE, to beep indignantly at me for ruining his plans

[4gifs]

[sexysalomonandthecurtainchild]

This is exactly how physics does not work.

[toonbitz]

Why didn’t she just use the lipstick on the door? 

[benpaddon]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

did i ever tell you guys about that time i gave my sister 2000 nickels for her birthday

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

special ordered them from the bank

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

nice to know that in a world full of change, tumblr still has no idea how numbers work

[laurajameskinney]

thats…thats $100, right? 

[rabeimwald]

@ you weebs

2,000/10=200

Two hundred dollar power move

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

#Math is literally the only thing i have going for me  #It’s my bragging right  #Even Gaud can’t take that away

You divided by 10. 10 is for dimes

[lizzykasters]

Y'all. 2,000 nickels is $400. 2,000÷5. It equals $400.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i’m crying. no, no it doesn’t

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

the answers keep getting worse better

[tk-senpai]

i like how you just decided to give your sister 2 kg of copper and nickel.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

no it was 10kg (22 lbs). a nickel weighs 5 grams. you people really are terrible at this

[symbf-deactivated20190613]

abs are cancelled. we all about soft tummies now

[bugsroseee]

My time to shine

[unscentedbabylotion]

polly pocket clothes

[melblancscream]

[lcverswift]

lord save me, my drug is my baby (insp.)

[beetlebongos]

breakfast

[elliexer-moved]

lunch

[fever-dream-deactivated20180711]

dinner

[nathankujo-deactivated20220101]

dessert

[back-that-sass-up]

cool what the FUCKING HECK does this mean tho

[layabout-city]

has. has no one else seen these. gen zillenials where u at

[eughg-deactivated20190425]

i completely understand

[sweetest-honeybee]

I completely understand this

[taco-bellamy]

I think I just experienced asmr from looking at these

[bunnychoo]

i fucking used to chew those colorful clear shits

[la-dolce-vita-on-deck-blog]

dear lord

[sawyer-saucee]

Oh my god I remember

[frogseyy]

Um you forgot the snacks

[heck-im-lost]

shit you right

[guts-of-glass-deactivated202002]

And those little fucking coloured dogs, what are the dogs called FUCK they helped with numbers and came with huge fucking books they are midnight snacks

[verylittlebird]

a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.