where the fuck am i

multifandom 24 | she/her

[nintendo-wheee]

[driftwoodsix]

still living with my parents as an adult is just like. i'm grateful to not have to pay for groceries. i have to get out of here. i'm grateful to have a roof over my head and not have to pay rent. i have to get out of here. i'm grateful to not have to worry about sending out endless job applications that all lead to nowhere. i have to get out of here. i'm grateful i'm grateful i'm so fucking grateful. i have to get out of here

[snorlaxatives]

happy annoy squidward day

[nerdyteaparty]

[chchchcheckitouttt]

Actually, Annoy Squidward Day is January 15th. Although the calendar doesn’t have the month written on it, if you continue to watch the episode, they’re competing for January’s Employee of the Month.

[oddmoderator]

I’ve been waiting all year to reblog this

[yesornopolls]

Do you share a birthday month with any of your immediate family members?

Do you share a birthday month with any of your immediate family members?

Yes

No

Voting ended onDec 27, 2025

[incognitopolls]

FOH = front of house; servers, bussers, hosts, etc.

BOH = back of house; cooks, dishwashers, bakers, etc.

Current food service employees of tumblr, do you like your job?

I work FOH and I love it!

I work FOH and it wouldn't be my first choice but I like it

I work FOH and it's fine/neutral

I work FOH and I dislike it but don't have plans to stop

I work FOH and I'm actively trying to switch to a different line of work

I work BOH and I love it!

I work BOH and it wouldn't be my first choice but I like it

I work BOH and it's fine/neutral

I work BOH and I dislike it but don't have plans to stop

I work BOH and I'm actively trying to switch to a different line of work

Other/multiple/it's complicated

I don't work in food service/I sell vanilla extract

Voting ended onDec 6, 2025

We ask your questions anonymously so you don’t have to! Submissions are open on the 1st and 15th of the month.

[incognitopolls]

Do you have any pets with human names?

Yes (NOT named after a fictional character)

Yes, named after a fictional character

My pet's name CAN be a human name but it's not usually, these days (e.g. Elmo)

No, my pet has a classic pet name (e.g. Rover, Luna, Spot)

No, my pet has a noun or adjective name (e.g. Pumpkin)

My pet's name doesn't fit any of these

Multiple pets, different answers

No pets

Voting ended onDec 10, 2025

Share your pets' names in the tags!

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We ask your questions anonymously so you don’t have to! Submissions are open on the 1st and 15th of the month.

[xoxochb]

[murp-cat]

I really do love Alex's backstory.... I think it's one of the best in Stardew.... I have this head cannon of Dusty being from Alex's past life when he was living with his parents, being one of the only good things he had in his life while living with his father...and when his mom died, George and Evelyn didn't have the heart to leave Dusty behind because they knew how much he meant to Alex. So they brought him to the valley, but decided to keep him outside as a sort of compromise. George doesn't like dogs, but the man def has a soft spot for his grandson.

Of course this would make Dusty a very elderly dog when the farmer arrives at the town, but eh. I kind of like the idea of Alex loving his old mangy dog who's been with him forever

I want Dusty to live on the farm with you when you marry alex so bad!!!!!

(EDIT: also yes i had to give little Alex that country boy little kid mullet that some parent's give their kids. If you think that kid wasn't rocking an ugly little awkward sporty kid mullet, idk what you're on)

[infernocatt]

this is the cutest fucking thing ive ever seen

[sammymoose74]

HI EVERYPONY!!! comms are back in full swing now that im not sad!! and now with a better set up on KoFi!!

Ko/fi.com/sammymoose

[sammymoose74]

reposting my own comms just cuz i wanna

[radgepacket-deactivated20241030]

big day today

[buryymeinblack]

queued for the next wednesday the 12th

[buryymeinblack]

happy wednesday the 12th everyone

[amerlcanapparel-deactivated2020]

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

[straighthater]

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

[timelordpillbug]

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

[hikingnerd]

When Russia sends you nudes

[dr-thackery]

[dismantlerepaired]

[ilovepretzelrods]

[thegingerbalrog]

[onwardwall]

[miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon]

#what the fuck happened here

[her-eyes-dared-me-with-danger]

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

[kyloschuyler]

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

[tree-of-blue-squirrel]

reblog it, because Russia can´t

[maradaisykat]

Thanks Obama 

[my-sisters-eyeball]

Wtf

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

When Russia makes this post illegal

[earthnicity]

I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS

[dovahdez]

I will reblog this every goddamn time I find it on my dash

[a-wondering-thought-deactivated]

I have a piece of tumblr history on my blog now

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: atgctactttaatcaaaaattcaTattattatttgaagtcaacatTaaataattgaATCTgtgattaaacttg

Closest match: Bombyx mori BmN4 cell DNA, chromosome 24, sequence Common name: Domestic Silk Moth

(image source)

[importantandunavoidable]

Have you ever saved big money at Menards?

No

Yes

Yes, AND I got my mail-in rebate

Voting ended onNov 8, 2025

[qcharlie]

please god watch this right now

[fairyinthetrees]

being mutuals with a bunch of baddies is peak tumblr experience. would recommend

[satan-offical]

im so proud of charlie kirk it's been over a month and he hasn't said anything fascist yet

[pietrarose]

DON'T FALL FOR THIS SCAM!🚩🚩🚩🚩

I'd appreciate it if you reblogged this post! I almost fell for that shit!

A Tumblr user called me saying they reported my account by accident and I needed to call a Tumblr support on Discord: Jarell Perry (this Tumblr user account was already hacked, now I know that)

Then I called this guy on Discord. I was desperate cause in the "warning" said my account would be blocked in 24 hours. But the whole conversation was REALLY strange, even more when he gave me, OUT OF NOWHERE, his "certificate":

Here is the "certificate":

He asked, then, for me to change my email and I was like "what kind of support would ask this crap?"

Besides my suspicions, TWO things saved me to fall for this shit:

>>> Another Tumblr Warning: I decided to search a little more and found ONE, ONE POST ABOUT IT ON TUMBLR, by @stuffymcstuffsworldthesecond (here is the link, please check it too and repost).

>>> The original person that called me was hacked: I even went a little further and searched the tumblr user on Google (I needed to contact them some other way to confirm the message) and, guess what, they have an Instagram account AND A NEW TUMBLR ACCOUNT, cause the first one was HACKED!! THE ONE THAT WAS TALKING WITH ME!!! (Here is the post explaining it, also consider to follow this artist, their art is amazing! The NEW and SAFE account is @cypher-030)

THEN, I reported both the scammers and blocked them! Apparently, the hacked Tumblr account that called me is already banned at the time I write this warning! But must be more of them!

EVERYONE, DON'T FALL FOR THIS! If this happened with you, it would mean a lot if you reblogged!

Also, my followers: I will NEVER send a message about anything like this for you on private! I almost NEVER talk on private, I just talk on comments, asks and hashtag reblogs! Please please, know that!

I will mention all my moots here cause I think this whole scam warning is REALLY important!

@illytian @bapple117 @mark-the-snark @mimzy6bunny @bigmegachad @thiamsxbitch @empressnom @neighborhood-cryptic @niafromheaven @batgirl68649 @sunnydeedraws @melodylyricx @ruthlessness69 @autismdonkid @chaoticlycollected @i-am-a-living-god @jaestelle @eliothedud9000 @becacomum @recycledglass @andistarbee1 @gh0st-keeper @pinkydoggy83

Be safe everyone!

Love you all! 🙏✨️

[neetily]

I got bored so this is as finished as I care to make him. He's shy because you're looking at him...!