Hi. Hello. Bye.

Guess who's in an existential crisis? This bird! I'm also blocking whoever post ai generated shit. No questions asked.

[catholic-femboys]

I keep trying to explain warframe stuff to my technically-baby tenno but I keep forgetting that this game is nonsensical so every plot point or piece of trivia sounds like I pulled it straight out of my ass

[karuframe]

Hex

[gabegray]

soooo inspired by Descendia, i made a little something for the tennocon art showcase (and by little i mean i don't want to talk about how many hours this took lol) hope y'all like it! best of luck to everyone else submitting <3

[blinkscoscave]

Happy Pride Y'all!!!

I think it's time to show a little bit from our recent Flare photoshoot here because!!!

It really was a dream-come-true!!!

And I'm very normal about it!!!

And I have so many pictures to share!!!

RAAAAAH

(all photos taken by Photostegi!)

[auto-manic]

I’m a big big fan of how Warframe devs genuinely want their game to be fun. They make some things op just bc it’s fun. They give a frame the ability to put mushrooms everywhere that you can bouncy on bc??? That’s so silly and fun

Oh here’s a challenge where you have to be very careful and get to the end before time runs out. Here is a frame that can shrink to the size of a bug and just fly through it.

You can go fishing. Do you just want to date a hottie? And that’s it? Have fun. *kisses players on the forehead*

[theterribletenno]

[prokopetz]

The author's poorly disguised fetish

The author's proudly displayed fetish

The author's fetish you're pretty sure they don't realise they have

The author's fetish which they're firmly convinced everyone has and is just pretending otherwise

The author's non-sexual special interest which just sounds like a fetish because of their habitually unfortunate phrasing

The fetish the author is making a well-meaning effort to cater to in spite of clearly not understanding it themselves

The author's fetish that never quite makes it into the text because they keep getting sidetracked by the requisite worldbuilding

The author's utterly pedestrian sexual preference which the text treats like a bizarre fetish because they've got shit to work through

The author's seemingly innocuous recurring trope they're going to have a personal revelation about ten years down the road

The author's fetish you missed on a first reading because it's so far out of pocket, it never occurred to you that you could sexualise that

[dorkish98]

Warframe is so funny to me. Sometimes a family is a robot pretendeding to be your adopted mother who then splinters into three separate but conjoined identities, her child she rescued from a shipwreck who got magic space powers from a god that made them kill their own biological parents for its amusement, an alternate timeline copy of the kid who never got rescued and instead was trapped in a magical fairytale world where they got executed and brought back to life on repeat for years before usurping the fictional king and claiming his power over time, their uncle/fighting instructor who hates their adoptive robot mother, a former mass murderer that regreted being a mass murderer and was turned into a glorifed virtual assistant for crime of not wanting to be a mass murderer anymore, a family of former royalty that got infected with a space virus that made them ten times larger and also meat flowers, the gay grandpa of that family who *isn't* infected but *is* haunted by the same god that made the kid kill their parents and is also the reason the god exists in the first place,-

(deep breathe)

-his butler/lover, their cat, three sapient talking animals, the alternate timeline copy's time-traveling polycule, the robot mom's giant robot dad, his estranged son that joined a cult, a single-minded killer that the robot dad also adopted(NOT a robot), his dead wife, AND their child that (as of writing this) seems to have somehow split into two alter egos that are locked in a deathmatch together that it causing mayhem across Venus.

[silwarframe]

The Faces of The Lotus - an illustration/captura collage I've made for the anniversary forum contest

[evilwizard]

okay im gonna hypnotize you with my ruby amulet now DONT BE WEIRD ABOUT IT. im doing this to make you betray the king. IT IS NOT A SEX THING

[violet-hady]

I think the fact that you immediately thought about clarifying it’s not a sex thing kinda makes it sound like it is a sex thing.

[evilwizard]

FOOL. i would be using my sex amulet for that

[quark-art]

had to draw this

[vulpine99]

"My child is fine"

Your child has created a split timeline!

[newbiespud]

There's a lot of different ways to attempt to describe the smorgasbord that is Warframe, but here's my preferred way:

You know that dream project magnum opus you've got in the back of your head? The one you daydream about, the one you'd make if you had infinite money and time, with all your favorite things in it, with endless potential to add more stuff you like into it? The one you know would be completely unrealistic and would probably die in production if you ever tried to really get it made?

Warframe is someone's dream project that they threw out into the world as a last-ditch effort and, against all odds, it actually survived and thrived.

[haughtyraban]

“there’s an ai tool for that” okay ?? there’s probably an ed sheeran song for it too who gives a fuck

[ohlivish]

hey did ya'll know that ed sheeran is working on a series of 6 albums named after media player buttons and the first one released last year and the last one is to be released posthumously on the day that he dies

[im-a-goat-in-disguise]

That doesn't sound right but I don't know enough about Ed Sheeran to prove otherwise

[knifefarty]

…huh

[belzebubsofficial]

The dot.

[pathidoszune]

Inquisitor Arthur and Magos Allard

+ Bonus me and my laptop that should have CPS come and take it away

[lightraize]

Item: Headphones Rarity: ⏶ Common

Name a video game song you still have stuck in your head.

Feed your dashboard by answering my question, blogger.

"Party of Your Lifetime" from Warframe. because Warframe is insane and invented a whole entire boyband and then gave them multiple songs, and this one absolutely slaps.

[the-liars-art]

Lorgar finds out that Konrad is surprisingly on the right track with his bedroom corpse placement. Konrad came up with it on his own which is pretty impressive. It just needs to be more organized, plus some mild tweaks and maintenance, to work as a longterm ritual circle to soothe him when he rests. Lorgar can help with that. I also like to think of it as Konrad making some sort of amends to what he said to Lorgar on Isstvan V. Sibling bonding with rooms full of dead bodies and vibrant classical music playing in the background like the creature assembly scene in Frankenstein (2025).