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noah | 22 | he/him

[mysillycomics]

[saddest-cat-hours]

[amyofthemyscira]

Bacchino Malato (Caravaggio, 1593)

[beetlebongos]

breakfast

[elliexer-moved]

lunch

[fever-dream-deactivated20180711]

dinner

[nathankujo-deactivated20220101]

dessert

[back-that-sass-up]

cool what the FUCKING HECK does this mean tho

[whatheballs]

you had to be there

[sighinastorm]

Spaghetti is the opposite of spinach.

Yes, I will be taking questions.

[badabingbadabong-deactivated202]

Explain

[sighinastorm]

[funnytwittertweets]

[ranranico]

Have some cheerful ducks in these uncertain times everyone  🦆 🍓 ✨

Prints Available Here 🌼

[numbaoneflaya]

Everyone says who you first marry in skyrim says a lot about you but i married that homeless guy in windhelm the Once Honored guy w the bald ass head bcs I read that unless u do he dies in the civil war and so i married him thinking i could divorce him on friendly terms and help him get back on his feet  but you cant get divorced i learned too late and he keeps asking my DB for a gold coin every day despite living in her house and yelled at meeko and then i met serana and fell in love thinking i could marry her if I got old baldy out of the picture bcs he never even changed out of his raggedy ass robes anyway so lure him into the small room in lakeview manor and close the doors so the kids dont see and one hit mercy kill him but the kids hear anyway and start screaming and the bard hears too and attacks me and I have to kill the bard and the kids are still screaming. but every time i come back the bodies wont despawn so theres just my dead homeless husband and bard in the house making the kids cower in the corner so i cast reanimate and try to walk my husband outside but that just makes things worse bcs hes making those zombie moans and as SOON as i load outside the door he turns into a giant ass zombie ash pile and goes “thank….. you….” so the rest of the game I just had my dead bald husbands goo ashes right on the front steps of my home and Seranas not even marriable 

[dungeondaddy69]

[solidsnake]

[achesspiece]

I don't dress like a "boy" or a "girl", I dress like you should not ask me to lift any heavy items

[4444555666777888999]

Can the person who has me trapped in their tamagotchi make me do some basic tasks today please.

[blushbi]

gaybaiting is ok but only when i like it

[devipotato]

pink is a good color and that’s that

[albertnatural]

“pee” “nut” “butt” er.......... think about it for a minute...fucked up isn’t it?

[valtsv]

damn girl you're looking uncanny and just a little off in a way i can't put my finger on but i just know something isn't quite right 😳

[nocountryforlesbians]

head not empty, many abstract uncommunicatable thoughts

[dykecadence]

every moment of every day i am thinking about this tiktok

[purrfectly]

Lumpfish come in a variety of shapes and colors.

[He scoops up the fish, it spits water and he turns it toward the camera]

This one is stumpy and green. Very beautiful, very powerful.

[He picks up another fish and turns it toward the camera]

This is what a normal lumpfish looks like. It is more elongated, but still a vibrant blue color. Very beautiful, very powerful.

[He picks up another fish and turns it toward the camera]

This is one of the stumpiest ones we have. Its hump is very high. It is very stumpy, but yet very beautiful, and very powerful.

[He pans over a lot of fish, all looking up at the camera]

My fish army is ever growing, and soon I will over throw the world. Very beautiful, very powerful.

[foil-flingza-roller-deactivated]

i think the world is ready to see this one :)