Inkblot

Bunch of nerds.

[la-petite-feministe]

Black Lives Matter is held to such a ridiculously high standard. If anyone who is REMOTELY associated with BLM commits an act of violence, white people use it as an excuse to smear the name of the entire movement.

Cops can murder unarmed Black people and many white folks still jump to defend the police force.

This is racism. This is white supremacy culture.

[afronerdism]

You don’t even have to be associated with the blm organization or movement. You can literally just be black and they act like this

[valtsv]

having executive dysfunction, ADHD and just a complete lack of any conception of the workings and passage of time means that i consistently roll a critical fail in punctuality

[valtsv]

me: okay so i have to be there at 9 so i’ll get up at 7, actually get up at 7:30, get off my phone and into the shower at 7:45, finish dressing at 8, stop reading my news feed and make breakfast at 8:15, clean my teeth and leave at 8:30 with 10 minutes extra time to spare if shit goes sideways. there’s no way i can possibly be late.

me, still in my pyjamas in bed, scrolling through twitter at 08:59: motherfucker i did it again

[valtsv]

my brain with every passing second drawing towards a rapidly approaching deadline:

my last, chronically overworked, almost entirely nonfunctional brain cell: read @ 11:59 PM ✔️✔️

[talkingtotheanimals]

[nulltwink]

bad children get sent to the ABOVE WORLD

[busket]

i mean this is what happens to me when i get yelled at too, so

[zootycoon-archive]

[notquiteapolyglot]

To people who use "þ" as an aesthetic "p"

þink again.

[tharook]

getting thorny in the linguistics fandom

[tk-tako]

þorny*

[solarine]

That also goes for using ß as an aesthetic B. 

On my old server, there was a character named ßillyßadass.

This never failed to make me laugh, because that letter is not pronounced like B. It is a sharp S. 

That guy named himself SsillySsadass. 

[liquidstar]

Also to people who you Σ as an aesthetic E

that’s an S too, Σo maybe check next time

[slowspinningredemption]

oh boy

Д as an aesthetic A? Дon’t be a дumbass.

И as an aesthetic N? don’t be sillи.

П as another aesthetic N? stoп it.

У as an aesthetic Y? ty bad.

Ш or Щ as an aesthetic W? nope. it’s “sh” and “shch”!

Я as an aesthetic R? surprise! it’s “ya”.

ah yes, that classic horror film SNYEYAPOVUL DIAYAIES

[silvysartfulness]

This is pronounced Stargoat.

[dovewithscales]

Reblogging for Stargoat.

[justabrowncoatedwench]

STARGOAT

[catchymemes]

[imoverallofit]

He cookin

[thynetruly]

is that…a cat dryer..

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

How else do you dry off a cat after a bath or after its been out in the rain?

[biteythevillain]

some weird alternate timeline where overwatch is just a really weird and complicated webcomic & tumblr vas scramble to give every character the most obnoxious voice 

[trans-junk-rat]

bitey this is just homestuck

[biteythevillain]

[perkistani]

[disregardingbarbatian-deactivat]

expanded pack of demise.

[honeybottledrip]

this is the funniest fucking thing i have ever seen in my life

[candyredterezii]

none of those kids in Polar Express had names huh.

[candyredterezii]

oh right they probably weren’t 13 yet okay

[aspiringwatcher]

what the FUCK does that mean

[candyredterezii]

you can NOT be asking that question with that icon nice try.

[scepterno]

so i saw this while playing cards against humanity and scrambled to draw it

[shutupmerlin]

My boss doesn’t take me seriously because I’m the youngest in the office by a decade and spend most of my time making his life hell (unrelated problems).

Yesterday he asked me to help him with a problem with a program we use but wasn’t actually listening to me when I tried to help, so it wasn’t working. He asked who the expert on this program was in our office and I told him it was me. He asked who the expert was within the organisation and I told him it was me. He sent me out of his office saying he would call IT to fix it. So I very patiently went back to my desk, where my phone rang a minute later, with IT asking me to help someone who had a problem with the program.

The sheer unadulterated joy I felt making direct eye contact with my manager through the glass wall of his office whilst I answered his phone call will fuel me for WEEKS.

[c-n-u-deactivated20150824]

“But their music is so good!!”

[blackdenimjeans]

Omfg

[thequeerwithabeard]

Yes offense I don’t give 2 bitches and a flying cooch

[spikeghost-deactivated20240530]

me @ people defending R. Kelly

[rosalielesbianhale]

petition to remake all of the twilight movies where everything is the same except that bella is played by john mulaney who has not been given a script and just has to deal with these circumstances as they come.

[beeefy]

john: (walks into the classroom)

edward: 

john:

[eddieswan]

don’t u mean

[littletinysmallmouse-deactivate]

“I’m the world’s most dangerous predator, Bella. Every thing about me invites you in. My voice, my face, even my smell. As if I would need any of that… as if you could out run me… as if you could fight me off. I’m designed to kill.”

[keybladeofsteel]

lookin like a sad johnny bravo

[rubberbandmand]

[jammglass]

[maxknightley]

Thinking about becoming one of those awful steampunk rappers except that all my songs are about the actual Victorian era so it’s all shit like “they tell me my workers are a bit too young / but I say they’re middle-aged, on account of the black lung”

[maxknightley]

“I got rhythm, got flow, got plenty of gumption / coughing blood on the street, call that conspicuous consumption”

[bemusedlybespectacled]

OP when does your next album drop