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[whateverthought]

Now why the FUCK would you sick the Baba Yaga on the Americas???

[yaoiblackmold]

I was so caught up in the Daniel smoking a hookah horniness that I didn't notice that he isn't actually *smoking* but sucking blood through the hookah looking pipe

[incorrect-vampire-stuff]

Celeste: Did you know that small creatures are more vicious?

Armand: Pshh, that’s not true. Give me an example.

Celeste: Spiders.

Estelle: Hornets.

Santiago: You.

[softest-beigest-pillows]

love how the concept of the band is basically the same as the theatre de vampires (and also the mardi gras celebration). lestat has had exactly one idea in his 265 years of life and just finds new and interesting ways to execute it

[priisakilljoy]

X

[splrinky]

holy shit

[backonmyvampirebullshit]

March 2026 be like

[esarity11]

how daniel molloy feels after trying to conduct an accurate interview about vampires, but his subjects are louis de pointe du lack of information, lestat de lyingcourt, armanipulator, and claudead.

[roanlovesvampires]

i do love how Lestat is like "I NEVER had a fuckass bob! NEVER!"

[waystar-royco]

The Vampire Lestat (2026) - Season 1, Episode 1

[v0idwraith]

Daniel’s first line back being “The Cuntessa” vampirism really freed him to be the biggest bitch ever

[skyrigel]

[i-know-the-enddc]

what I fucking love is how tvl was written in the 80s and lestat is constantly sayinf shit like “as the kids say 🤪 that’s so rad!!” or whatever, and to me, reader of the vampire lestat in this modern age, that does NOT register the way anne rice intended it.

like it is supposed to feel jarring and insane. it is supposed to feel like lestat has been violently submerged in modern young people trends and culture and is now repeating all the new words he learned like a beautiful fresh baby. but because the book is from 1985, all I think is oh interesting huh I didn’t know that slang term even originated in the 80s how vintage how retro how lestat wow he’s so embarrassing aw aw so cute.

but amc in all their incredible genius decided that honoring anne rice’s original vision of writing an extremely modern and weird book that fully embodied the era it was written in was more important then bringing back the 80s nostalgia thing that streaming services love and it’s incredible to me. now I get to listen to lestat say shit like “labubu FOMO cosplay reddit discord Gen Z more like gen SNOOZE 🤪🤪🤪 safe space pronouns donald trump labubu tiktok dance 🕺🏻” and suddenly I understand what it felt like to be a young anne rice reader in 1985. God…. I understand.

[hesitantlyhappy]

iwtv seasons one and two was like being tucked into bed and read a heartbreaking story by Louis du pointe du lac. The Vampire Lestat is like your blackout drunk uncle trying to tell you an anecdote at a family gathering

[claudia-lioncourt]

JACOB ANDERSON for The Vampire Lestat Backstage Pass, Episode 1: "Detroit"

[bratboymolloy]

the craziest part of the pic eric just posted (other than EVERYTHING) is the fact that they aren’t in costume. this isn’t daniel and armand this is eric and assad and their curls and their green and brown eyes respectively and their heads pressed together on THEIR OWN GODDAMN TIME AND—

[sillystigmata]

Involve me.