Anime Trash Quotes

Just another incorrect quotes blog, feel free to send in submissions. Header art by @aarj.a_on Instagram.

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(Uraraka, Deku, and Todoroki at a party)

Person: Oh, what a pretty lady.

Uraraka: Thanks.

Person: And which one of you gentlemen is third wheeling.

Uraraka: That would be the pretty lady.

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Naruto: We are throwing a Halloween party at our house. It's gonna be the greatest thing ever!

Sasuke: Someone will die.

Naruto: Of fun!

Sasuke: And murder.

Naruto: There's gonna be beer, pumpkins-

Sasuke: Bloody goblins.

Naruto: Fake ones! It's gonna be awesome, we have decorations.

Sasuke: Dead people that we just murdered.

Naruto: Not murdered. But pictures of dead people from TV or movies.

Sasuke: Mutilated bodies.

Naruto: B-but fake ones. Candy, dancing, tequila. All kinds of food and snacks.

Sasuke: Blood orphans.

Naruto: No blood orphans. I-I don't know what that is.

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Source, Parks and Rec. Too long for one ask 🤭 Naruto: We are throwing a Halloween party at our house. It's gonna be the greatest thing ever. Sasuke: Someone will die. N: Of fun! S: And of murder. N: And there's gonna be beer, pumpkins, - S: Bloody goblins. N: Fake ones. It's gonna be awesome. We have decorations - S: Dead people that we just

Ok, but this was canon right??

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Bakugou, walking up to the bakusquad: Listen up fives, a ten is speaking!

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I don't have followers so if you're ok with random ideas for posts, you're more likely to reach more people with your audience 😁 30 Rock, where Jenna walks into the writers' room: Listen up, fives, a ten is speaking. But it's Sesshomaru to Koda, Inuyasha, Miroku, etc. Or Sasuke to Naruto, Sakura, Shikamaru, et all. Or Bakugo to Midoriya, Kirishima, Todoroki, etc. Honestly it fits so many animes

Sksksksksk ok, now I have to do this

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Hachi, impersonating Miroku: Question, what kind of bear is best?

Miroku: That's a ridiculous question.

Hachi: False. Black bear.

Miroku: Well, that's debatable. There are basically two schools of thought.

Hachi: Fact, bears eat beets. Bears, beets, "Battlestar Galactica"

Miroku: Bears do not... what is going on? What are you doing?

Hachi: I needed a way to get food. I saw this vest, four dollars. And it only cost me $7 to recreate the rest of the ensemble, that is a grand total of $11.

Miruko, irritated: You know what, imitation is the most sincere form of flattery. So I thank you.

*Hachi takes out a fake shakujou*

Miruko: Identity theft is not a joke, Hachi! Millions of families suffer every year!

Hachi, imitating Miruko: Hachi!

Miroku: Oh, that's funny Hachi!

Submitted by the lovely @cherrysteele

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Hi, I'm not good at Tumblr so I'm not sure if sending an ask is the right way to submit an idea/request for an inaccurate quotes idea. If not, please ignore. If it's ok, how about the scene from The Office where Jim dresses up and impersonates Dwight, ending with "Identity theft is not a JOKE, JIM." And it's Miroku to Hachi, in "Inuyasha" when Hachi was caught impersonating Miroku?

Ya, sending an ask is fine. This is really funny! I don't watch the office so I have never seen this quote, but it really fits! I haven't posted anything about Inuyasha yet, but I'm going to because I really like this ❤

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Daichi, seeing people do something idiotic: Oh god what fucking idiots.

Daichi, after realizing it's Nishinoya, Tanaka, Hinata and Kageyama: Oh no, those are my idiots.

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Viktor: Are you checking out my ass?

Yuuri, very embarrassed: NO!

Viktor, disappointed: Why not?

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Bakugou, after being rescued by Kirishima from the League of Villains: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds.

Kirishima, crying tears of joy: Forty-five seconds?!?!?!

Bakugou: NO! FOUR TO FIVE!

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Kaminari: *holding a scooter* Can I try this outside?

Aizawa: Sure, whatever, I'm not your mother.

Kaminari: *runs outside*

Aizawa: BUT NOT ON THE STREETS!!!

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L, very sleep deprived: *putting honey in his tea* Oh yeah, get in the leaf juice, you sexy, sexy bee sauce.

Light: Do you take constructive criticism?

L: I absolutely do not.

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Yuuri: Hah, it's crazy how everyone thinks Yurio is so tough, while he named his cat "Missy"

Viktor, thinking about how Yurio named his cat "Missile Launcher", but Yakov threatened to take the cat away unless he changed it: Yeah, insane.

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Uraraka: Guys, I just got an A on my exam!

Iida: WTF

Deku: Iida, what do you think WTF means?

Iida: Well that's fantastic!

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Yurio: When I was small-

JJ: *snorts* Was?

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Aizawa: Being a teacher is the most difficult job in the world. Especially when you fucking hate children.

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Misa to Watari: Ugh, this wine is awful. Get me another glass.