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this is the only energy i want between these two

bonus:

i think it is very depressing that like every aesthetic people try to emulate are of people doing things but they themselves are incapable of being somebody that does things… the mall goth 2005 aesthetic revived in 2022 but nobody goes to the mall to be annoying and weird and nobody lets themselves be cringe… the cottagecore aesthetic but nobody knows how to raise gardens or live self sufficiently … the dark academia aesthetic but nobody actually reads books…. The obsession of looking like you are a type of person who does something without actually doing anything … the Instagram effect

grimbrother

we used to call them Posers.

danisxbmchy

the betas

vaniloqu3nce

Day seventeen of posting wenclair I don’t need sleep I need FANFICS

spinchs-field

the sound a bass guitar makes is a gender.

spinchs-field

it is also a sexuality

spinchs-field

it is also a secret third thing

enchantingruinscandy

Putting powdered sugar on the post below

enchantingruinscandy

valtsv

looked up my symptoms on webmd and it turns out i have an ancient ancestral curse that has been passed down my bloodline for generations

sic-semper-hominibus

hashtagloveloses

crabussy

nonbinary robot call that androidgynous

l4dymanor

except for the fact it was my birthday, MY FUCKING BIRTHDAY

winterlorn

Wow, they really just threw the Book of Tropes at us, didn't they?

AND THEY WERE ROOMMATES

coffee shop AU, kinda?

Being in hiding undercover together and being forced to sneak around with only each other to turn to

Superpower responding to the other being in danger

Being distracted because someone is flirting with your crush and that shit will not stand

Longing stares

Tearful almost-death experiences where one of them lovingly cradles the other

Angsty conversations about how impossible they both find these feelings to be

Unstoppable force meets immovable object (and they fall in love)

Wanting to sacrifice themselves to save the other and being secretive about it because they would never allow it

Refusing to give the other up in the face of impossible odds

Defeating a range of obstacles just to reach each other

Tearful near-death love confession before letting the other go to save their life

They said "we're going to give the gays everything they want" and they DELIVERED

orcboxer

Should go without saying but never date a cop and christ never marry one. Rule of thumb if he's legally untouchable he's ethically unfuckable. You don't like that cop, you like buff men in tight clothing. I can show you more of those, better ones. Take my hand.

zainclaw

what are people's stance on the oxford comma these days?

zainclaw

paper-mario-wiki

scrolling twitter today and then coming over here is like walking out of a burning building and then walking into the calm remains of a building that burnt down 5 years ago and has been reclaimed by nature.