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[frontierpsychoanalyst]

lost media enthusiasts when the 30 second version of a persian dub of a burger king commercial from 1993 is found

[vultureculturecoyote-deactivate]

I had a dream recently...

That I was out playing pokemon go, and people all over the world had started seeing this new pokemon popping up. Like out of nowhere this little thing started appearing occasionally. No word from Nyantic or The Pokemon Company about when or why they had released it. The pokemon was called “sleepytired” and it looked like this.

And you couldn’t catch it, the ball would just go straight through it. People were data mining and shit trying to figure out how to catch this thing but they couldn’t. Eventually they would just have to give up and leave the encounter.  After a few weeks of people reporting sightings of it, and no word from Nyantic, some creepy shit started happening…

What started happening was, if you entered an encounter with a “sleepytired” with the AR on it would manifest in the real world. But it wouldn’t do anything. It would just float there, watching. 

So people being curious started doing this whenever they could, and these things would just manifest and stay there. Obviously this was causing problems because these things would just be floating menacingly in local parks and in the local McDonald. And they couldn’t be moved, because anyone who tried to move them or touch them would be struck by sudden, intense, chronic fatigue that seemingly had no cure. 

The last part of the dream I remember was watching a news broadcast telling people that pokemon go was now illegal, and to avoid touching or disturbing the creepy little things that are now just about everywhere.

[banzai-jinto]

what, in no particular order, the fuck

[hotvampireadjacent]

op touched sleepytired.

[gales-boyfriend]

[person918x]

[hellogirls]

normalize being in your 20's without a drivers license. normalize being in your 60's without a drivers license. normalize never ever getting your license. death to automobiles peace and love on planet earth

[godstiel]

(flight intercom) this is the pilot speaking. yeah we expect todays flight to be normal. um if you look out your window you shouldnt see the skull

[campyvillain]

what the fuck is with the audio here

[campyvillain]

my gummy , my ummy chicken.

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

....you may.

[midiport]

[pseudomantis]

violence

[smallrat36wagon-deactivated2021]

i like this evil post

[kitsuragisnewports-deactivated2]

school of abyssopelagic cephalopods

[asfgjfkgjnfkjgnkfjg]

I’d be a terrible gynecologist because I’d see the pussy and get scared

[asfgjfkgjnfkjgnkfjg]

They’re like movie monsters to me

[coolyo294]

i need a beautiful woman to comfort me, i just got my ass beat on ebay because i bid 30 seconds too early on a bunch of books 

[brbgensokyo]

good luck getting a girl to even look at you after admitting that online. 

[radiation]

watching breaking bad is like putting together a giant puzzle. as the story unfolds, little by little, you discover missing pieces that create context and come together to form a bigger picture. and the name of the puzzle is Breaking Bad Remix (Seasons 3-5)

[how2forgive]

[paulcifur-deactivated20240310]

[hotsaucebear]

[pathologising]

stopp omg why are primary care doctors like “girl theres nothing wrong with you” and then you convince them to write the referral and you finally see a specialist and the specialist is like “goddamn you got syndrome”

[pathologising]

you could be bleeding out on the floor and a primary care physician will come along and be like “its just your anxiety”

[fridgebride]

i love when there’s trees

[fridgebride]

who else loves when there’s trees. clap