this was probably a bad idea

walking talking ball of stress, also super chill

[gitfiles]

OMG it's happening!!!

[catchymemes]

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[commupissed-deactivated20180419]

this is a sparkling water hate blog!

[eggsaladstain]

my favorite thing about nailed it is the baking tips that just straight up roast the contestants

a cake made with only eggs, milk, oil and sugar is an omelette

[uchanda]

therapist: how was your week?

me: mm.. i can’t remember

[stimk]

Ive never seen a more me post

[bidoof]

this is my grasp of how football works: two teams of men want the ball very badly but are incapable of sharing it. one team attempts to deliver the ball to their holy ground while the other attempts to prevent this. occasionally an evil man will appear and speak curses to the men, causing them grief and dishonor

[the-pikacrew]

I mean… yeah

[kniivila]

[microtear-deactivated20181213]

[asimpletwin-deactivated20181020]

My lower back is killing me…

[beyonceisstraight]

I must confess i still believe….

[hibiscusroom]

Heaven

[trollitics]

[classicalmonoblogue]

Apparently the dude who runs the crematorium is just fundamentally confused about how advertising works. He actually thought that the way you made an ad was you found a picture that got people’s attention … and then also included information about your company. He was genuinely surprised and baffled when people thought there was any relationship between the (independently nonsensical) captioned image and his cremation business. There were two more ads in the series that are equally, just… so much…

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[cornerof5thandvermouth]

this is somehow incredibly effective tbh

[memix]

Petition for all advertisements to be shitposts from now on

[thelightreflects]

[fyeahcats]

[latenights]

I’ll literally cancel plans just to stay at home and do nothing

[cheating-on-you]

Sally Hawkins as Jill Tate in Submarine (2010) Dir. Richard Ayoade

[dionis-gg]