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One Nice Bug Per Day
Misplaced Lens Cap

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trying on a metaphor
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
$LAYYYTER
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i don't do bad sauce passes
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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hello for the first time in forever
wow this website really doesn’t want you to actually load any images, does it
"gays can't drive" is a problematic and ahistoric statement. it's an example of lesbian erasure as it completely ignores the rich history of subaru lesbians, and in this essay i will
hello for the first time in forever
Hisashi Eguchi talking in toco toco
when u at the beach
jonas brothers on the radio… people watching fruits basket… it’s really 2009 again huh
hey guys i’m so sorry
GPS: Turn left
Me:
sometimes people try to tell me that scientists are paragons of rationality and I have to break it to them that I have yet to work in a lab that didn’t have at least one weird secret shrine in it
new guy: why is all of the equipment in this room covered in toys?
me: dONn’t touch those
new guy:
me: they need the toys to function. if they don’t all have toys they get jealous.
new guy:
new guy:
me: when something breaks just take the wizard and wave it around for a while. they seem to like that.
Science is rational, scientists are human.
In Taiwan we have a special brand of snacks named 乖乖 (literally means “well behaved” but in a casual way like when one’s compliment a child or a pet of being good) that has green package.
It has become the lucky charm in the IT industry because engineers believe it will make machine acting good (like the name of the snack) and stay in green light (like the color of the snack’s package) when a 乖乖 is put on top of a server.
It is the only food allowed in a server room and the biggest semicondoctor company in Taiwan (which is also the biggest worldwide) even commissioned the snack factory to make a customized version with blessing on the package.
This is how a server room is blessed by 乖乖. You put at least one on top of each server. It’s important that the engineers change them before the expire date because legend says the snack looses it’s power after expire date.
You’ll hear engineers swearing up and down that their server room crushed down the one time they forgot to change the snack. Or some newbie ate the forbidden snack put on top of their server and caused a disastrous crush down.
The 乖乖 religion later spread to all people who want their machine to act nice. In the lab we put 乖乖 on ultra-low freezer (you really don’t want it to drop dead along with your 2 years’ worth of sample/data), mass spectrometer etc.
When Taiwan’s about to launch the first self made satellite in 2017, the develop team even put 乖乖 around the satellite model to prey for a successful launch (it did). This shit is real.
Item: Taiwanese snack that prevents mechanical/electronic error
I would never have admitted to liking Glee when I was in high school, but I liked Santana a LOT. Thanks for the bitchy, uncomfortably angry lesbian representation that I still never get enough of. The whole show was a repressed theater kid’s absurdist fever dream, but Naya did a good job with it. I’ve been really sad about the news.
french handles english loanwords SO gracelessly c'est pathétique. they can dish out language shift through half of africa and north america but they can't take some parisians calling it "un podcast"
get ready to pour one out for the very best they could come up with...
I mean, I knew I wasn’t the only one who started new horizons like this…
Bless u for crediting everyone its so rare to see that on the internet
OFFICIAL PETITION TO STOP PUTTING JOKES IN STAR WARS……….I LOVE THE INTERNET
The Star Wars Truly Remastered Edition that edits out every time Han Solo fucks up and makes a face and replaces it with a shot of Owen and Beru’s charred skeletons
Sam Tyler and Gene Hunt as tweets.
yall did raymond animal crossing so dirty
you did the expected, got horny for him and turned the poor accountant kitty in a maid suit catboy when he had the potential for something as grand as this
this is not my beautiful island
“CUM IN MY BUTT BOYS IM DONE HERE”
this is hilarious don’t hide it in the tags
All giants begin the fight by turning to the party and saying “Greetings, mighty adventurers! Wouldst thou care for a Y E E T?”