Inspirational Broccoli

I believe in you.

[malwarewolf404]

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my roomie without fail

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ive been through like 5 roommates and nothing has changed

[netherworldpost]

“Why should rich people pay more” because fuck ‘em

“So you are okay for paying more when you have money” I am not excluded from ‘fuck ‘em’ when relevant

[pedulum-chronometry]

“I am not excluded from ‘fuck ‘‘em’ when relevant” is surprisingly powerful as both a statement and philosophy

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by all means, fuck me

[cannotunsee]

Daft Punk (1993-2021)

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new album dropping when?

[malwarewolf404]

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my roomie without fail

[the-memedaddy]

meirl

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me everytime i say im going to be nice now

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do you eat your lemons with or without the shell?

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anime characters

broke: mc is an idiot woke: they’re all idiots

[veryfunnymemes]

[angel-of-death-2015]

[clatchetuniversity]

Lmao he not wrong but he wrong 😂

[thehighpriestofreverseracism]

[mrdsc1010]

Grandma and little cousin at the next cookout:

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god ran out of “fucks given” to distribute after the millennials

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hey hey hey what does persona and the spanish inquisition have in common

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its christmas 2020

 you hear screaming on the street. you go to the window.  a reindeer has gored your neighbor.  Such a clatter arises at your front door.  it’s santa, he broke down your door.  oh god hes inside.  he chucks your presents at you.  you try to dodge but you trip on cookie crumbs.  santa says hoe hoe hoe. You are concussed. Your grandma made you another sweater.

[tiefling-queer]

it’ll never fail to amaze me that chessex, the game dice company - like if you bought your first dice set from a game store/comic shop/card shop you most certainly bought a chessex set - has such an ugly and poorly designed website. it looks like they went out of business 15 years ago.

[vornskr]

i don’t know what’s better, the fact that they only sell five different things and felt like they needed a site map, the single uk location with the giant union jack, or simply the times new roman header which reads:

“The coolest dice on the planet.”  ™

[vornskr]

THEY HAVEN’T UPDATED THEIR WEBSITE IN TEN YEARS????

[vornskr]

my mistake, literally every single page you click on has a different copyright date. so far I’ve seen 2001, 2005, 2007, 2008, 2009, 2011, and most recently 2012. amazing. well done chessex.

[tiefling-queer]

BUT LANA HAVE YOU SEEN WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU TRY TO ORDER DICE?????

[vornskr]

you….you have to email them your order form. oh, gods. you…have to type your credit card information. into an email. so they can charge you seven dollars in shipping or 7% of the total order cost if it’s over $100. fuck. if you have questions about the cost of air shipping, you can fax them anytime. jesus christ. oh gods. fuck. fuck me up. chessex. the coolest dice on the planet.  ™

[zerofarad]

this is another reason why I let my friendly local store make my chessex orders for me

[thesongzebrabyonehtrixpointnever]

Me: The Chessex website isn’t real and can’t hurt me:

The Chessex website:

[queenqueso]

The best part is that this is literally by design

amazing

[patrickdiomedes]

oh my god

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we were out here rolling d20s while they were rolling d100s

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i know what i want and i’m not afraid to beg

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gen z humor is using both capitalist and communist as insults

[expiredcheese]

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broke: classic, lawful evil, karen shit woke: making the president of the homeowner’s association the villain of your child’s bedtime stories

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[brainstatic]

Just a heads up right now: on the day when Trump dies, I’m going to be extremely tasteless about it. It’s going to get ugly. You are going to see a side of me I am not proud of. I don’t want any call-outs in my inbox, I’m stating right now that lines will be crossed.

[inspirationalbroccoli]

had a thought about this: at the very least, even though we didn’t get him this time, he *will* eventually die

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was having sex with my high school boy crush, but then he stopped in middle of it and asked if I was homophobic. I was like, dude, the fact that we are having the best sex I’ve had in my life clearly means I’m not a homophobe. Then Obama ordered a drone strike and killed us for undetermined reasons.

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thanks obama