rarely seen but majestic

writer, script doctor, they/them-er. aninsulindianphasmid on AO3 if you're feeling ff7-y

[insulindian-phasmid]

Time to pin up an incomplete list of my

✨🧛 Vincent Valentine Fanfiction 🧛✨

Discreet Music (Turk Vincent, M, 2500 words): A jaded, pre-Nibelheim Vincent reconsiders his career path. Readers call it "beautifully dark," "sharp," and "delicious." "A genuinely great fic."

The Dig Me Out series: Eight one-shots, one portrait of our Vince. Set in an AU where FF7 begins in 1997, and they have the same music we had in '97. Fics include:

Ladies and gentlemen we are floating in space (Vincent-centric, feat. Vincent/Cid and a dash of Vincent/Lucrecia, E, 27k words): Vincent Valentine is unstuck in time. Readers call it "a modern day masterpiece," "an absolute masterpiece," "one of my top three fics ever like holy shit," and "so beautiful I'm gonna cry." Best read as the series finale but stands on its own.

Life After Death (Vincent & Aerith, T, 5k): First fic in the series. After death, Aerith visits Vincent in his dream. Readers cheer, "MY HEART CAN'T TAKE IT, and "I'm not crying, you're crying." Aerith's in it, so there's humor too.

Human After All (Vincent/Reeve, M, 9500 wds): Vincent and Reeve go to a rave. This comedy has readers "howling," "giggling," and tearing up at the same time.

The Downward Spiral (Vincent/Cloud but far too dark to be Strifentine, rated E++, 7k): Vincent and Cloud return to Nibelheim to hunt a monster. They find one. Readers call it, "so fucked up this is soooo fucked up" yet "hot, ngl." Please read all the tags.

The Man Comes Around (Vincent & Barret, T, 4k): Barret wants Vincent to attend Marlene's birthday party. Vincent wants to self-flagellate in a cave. "The perfect mix of funny and sweet and angsty."

Recto/Verso (Cloud/Vincent, E, 22k): [BZZZ CLICK SUMMARY IMPOSSIBLE//////] Readers rave, "hey what the fuck," "seriously the coolest thing I've read in a long time," "SO FUN," "magic," "an impressive multimedia achievement," and "possibly one of the best things I've ever read." [Click to begin.]

[she-ramen]

the she-ra reboot makes this video relevant again which means we are in the best timeline

[she-ramen]

the kids these days dont know this masterpiece…they will learn

[doomdaysdecays-deactivated20251]

if i had to explain what tumblr is like i’d only show this

[moon-grub]

No one seems to be acknowledging the far funnier element of this, which is, that when you go to the commenter’s account, you find out they are actually fucking roleplaying as a sexually repressed skeleton and jjst really committed to the bit while everyone in the reblogs is talking about how much they hate minors or whatever. thank you kharak the skeleton servant of the almighty lich king

[nerdragons-hoard]

if i had to explain what tumblr is like i’d only show this

[katherinelam]

im trying to paint every episode of the sopranos. send thoughts and prayers

[rollinrabbit]

What’s this you’re dreaming of?

[laurenillustrated]

Mystery Inc. but it’s the 1890s

Who had late Victorian Scooby Doo on their 2024 bingo card? Hmm?

The idea came to me when I was thinking about Sherlock Holmes and then remembered the iconic mystery solving gang hehe

[mapleejay]

does anyone else think about how brave all their friends are and get really emotional about it

[mapleejay]

I'm glad everyone is alive rn

[cheaphalloweencostume]

anyway do you think Data TNG has figured out jacking off

[anarchautistic]

There's literally no question about it in my mind. He fucks in the first episode and is obsessed with quirky human behaviors. He'd be jerking off on a regular schedule to a wide selection of porn in order to understand what it truly means to be horny as humans are

[anarchautistic]

It would be weird though. It would be like when he was trying to figure out jokes and laughing. He doesn't quite get it but he's trying his best

[cheaphalloweencostume]

much to consider. thank you.

[photoarchive]

Lindokuhle Sobekwa, Khumalo street where accident happened. South Africa, Johannesburg, Thokoza, 2023

[holdoncallfailed]

beautiful women named cornell lab of ornithology keep emailing me

[wandererriha]

Art Challenge

So I’ve noticed that a lot of male video game characters suffer from severe frozen face. Sometimes they get to be angry, occasionally confused or in pain, but otherwise they just have this static resting bitch face.

We need to do something about that.

I challenge you to take your srs blorbo of choice and put them through the full range of facial expressions. I want to see some Looney Tunes or at least Disney level over the top spit takes and emoting.

Show me Squall Leonheart making googoo eyes over a puppy.

Show me Leon S Kennedy cracking the fuck up.

Show me Sephiroth (badly) singing along to the radio.

Do it.

I dare you.

[weepingwidar]

Eugene Berman (Russian-American, 1899-1972) - Sunset (Medusa) (1945)

[chips1977]

SLUT WORLD IS UNDER ATTACK

[sherdnerd]

[rottencore]

This post keeps making me cry laughingg

[aya-kuun]

Bear

[moksutinn]

yeahhh......,,

[ceika111]

in so fascinated by borzoi dogs, they are my huge inspiration to do original art they are like magical creatures of dogs