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18 he/they Intamin Blitz obsessed critter with a taste for vest restraints your B&Ms are not safe with me

[intaminclownaround]

I like jt when my brain just stopps thinking,, very peaceful

[intaminclownaround]

why is my ds

[intaminclownaround]

sobbung

[intaminclownaround]

why is my ds

[intaminclownaround]

sometimes I post things here just to immediately screenshot and post to reddit

[thyrell]

edits of this get passed around a lot but the original version of this is so funny to me like this was made by literally the only stoner in the world who doenst love hamburger

[intaminclownaround]

THE AMOUNT OF OBEY ME ADS I KEEP GETTING

LIKE I GET IT SHUT UP

IM NOT GOING BACK TO THAT HELL

THE GAME IS STILL AS SHIT AS IT WAS WHEN THEY RELEASED IT LIKE WHERE THE FUCK DID MY $500+ THAT I GAVE THEM GO??? NOT TO THE GAME CLEARLY

[intaminclownaround]

when I die I'm gonna possess maverick so he never breaks down, always duels, and the water cannons work again

[cacaocheri]

i came up with this in my head and it made me chuckle so ofc i had to draw it

[great-tweets]

We just knew.

[awed-frog]

As a reminder, this is what she looks like:

[yougetsomekisses]

[larkiethings]

Also I hope everyone knows that Miette was fostered before she was adopted, and her foster mom loved that little kitten so much and always hoped she'd gone to a good home. this tweet got so popular that she recognized Miette and reached out to her current mom, and was able to share previously unseen baby pictures

[darthmelyanna]

You mean, she saw Miette was kicked like the football and did nothing to help put Mother in jail for a thousand years? I am appalled.

[tigerses]

her!!!

[madeofstarsandfairylights]

Baby Miette!!!

[intaminclownaround]

tbh I need thoosie mutuals ngl

[intaminclownaround]

raptor would wear thigh highs

[intaminclownaround]

millennium force would wear a maid dress

[intaminclownaround]

Maverick on the mind

[intaminclownaround]

they stopped me from licking maverick last wco,, but they cannot stop me forever

[b16673b75pr6575-64558d45f7hs74]

[fanatictower]

someone add anime George Washington

[mattachinz-deactivated20200529]

say no more

[groovyships]

Why the absolute hell are there so many bad takes on dead people

Someone continue the saga

[theywontletmebeprincipal]

fellas, we’ve done it

[officialfist]

GOD AWFUL WORK BASTARDS, LEAVE THIS PLACE AT ONCE!

[theywontletmebeprincipal]

what are the other two and what can I do to surpass them

[officialfist]

Honestly you can’t surpass the HIV Hamilton fic reveal post and the dashcon announcement post so this is third.

[theywontletmebeprincipal]

you’re right, you’re right, gotta respect the classics

[the-biggest-jord]

@officialfist the fucking WHAT

[officialfist]

@nuggetfucker9000 here you go

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

God how can I leave tumblr when things like this wack me across the jaw every day

[godofthepans]

I feel like someone punched me in the face and I’m still processing it

[darkmeow159]

Why does this keep happening

[takineko]

How is this post worse than human pet guy?

[intjint]

Human pet guy only said really gross things. These people did shit

[go-drink-the-kool-aid-deactivat]

Human pet guy, while weird, was at least entertaining

[wintercoffin]

Thats not the same human pet guy that killed a man is it?

[b16673b75pr6575-64558d45f7hs74]

Can you guys fucking have this conversation somewhere else

[mocatii]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THE HUMAN PET GUY?

[poweranon]

I’m having trouble processing so much shit right now and then I get hit in the fucking face with this

[ringwaldhaze]

Human pet guy???

[ruby-white-rabbit]

Welcome to Tumblr, twitter refugees! Study up on your history. There will be a test

[intaminclownaround]

Due to weather conditions, Wicked Twister is closed today.

[jdjkcwk]

are you still activate?

Uhhh yeah,, like in what way? Fic posting or in general? that answer is a bit more convoluted.

[intaminclownaround]

JUST WENT THROUGH UR PROFIL AND OH MY WE ARE NOT THE SAME