Pippin Apologist

Hi! Im Toons, 25, they/them, Taurus, and a total nerd!

[cozytayz]

[lowrifaberart]

I did this on the train to work bc silly me didn’t have a Halloween post bc silly me posted it like two weeks ago instead.

This meme comes around every year and every year I think it’s the funniest thing in the world.

‘Tis ween my fellows!!

[worm-on-a-blog]

happy halloween, i expect you will spend the day doing THE MOST mad science you can possibly do. ⚡

+ old black and white film version:

[internetchan39]

𝑯𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒐𝒘𝒆𝒆𝒏 𝑮𝒍𝒊𝒕𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝑺𝒕𝒊𝒎𝒃𝒐𝒂𝒓𝒅!

*ੈ⁺‧₊˚ ཐི⋆🕸️⋆ཋྀ ˚₊‧⁺ *ੈ

[inkspotzz]

I am so ready for spooky season and dressing up <3

[esthers-wine]

[strawberisapphic]

everyone has a ship thats just: theyre perfect. they hate each other. theyre married. they havent spoken in 15 years. they have date nights three times a week. theyre divorced. theyre pining, its unrequited. its requited. theyre starcrossed. theyre meant to be. theyre doomed by the narrative. they love each other. theyve never held hands. they wont stop making out at parties. they cant look each other in the eye

[kowachi]

Anniversary 🎉💕

Celebrating 10 years of Korrasami! ❤💙🌊⚙

@korrasamiweek2024

[hustlerose]

of course you have blood all over you. and pronouns

[hustlerose]

easy website

[cryptid-on-a-string]

^^^ me when I’m trying to calm down my horse named “Website”

[batcii]

weird horse

[validwarriorcatsnames]

"Websight" is a Valid Warrior Cat Name!

[locus-p0cus]

train wreck of a post. hit reblog

[guy-named-reblog]

oww :(

[teaboot]

“Why are you scared of dating” I’m not scared of dating, I just haven’t found anyone’s company to be more enjoyable than my own. And also I don’t care

[justlightmeonfire]

I just don't want anyone to steal my very cursed amulet

[teaboot]

Also the amulet

[whimsicalmayhem]

Is that you talking? Or the amulet? Are you SURE a new hand doesn't want to touch the beacon?

[teaboot]

The amulet and I are not currently looking for a third

[programmerhumour]

Once upon a time…

[friendly-neighborhood-ehrhardt]

[thebeanestbad]

[personification-of-anxiety]

I really wish the overused sentence “You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.” was less relevant but here we are

[triassictriserratops]

[jadeazora]

Here's some new Pokopia phone wallpapers from the UK official Twitter!

[esarity11]

life is good because all of she-ra is on the internet archive <3

[incorrect-lord-of-the-rings]

Legolas wears crocs.

[incorrect-lord-of-the-rings]

Most importantly, before he does anything slightly acrobatic, he puts them into “sports mode”.

[thranduilland]

The original of this post smashed me in the face, this addition is just kicking me while I’m down…

[inwiste]

Legolas has charms for his crocs and he wears different ones every day to match his aesthetic. 

[incorrect-lord-of-the-rings]

He has a charm that’s the shape of the Leaves of Lorien and sometimes they (the crocs) will fall off his feet and he’ll dramatically shout, “NOT IDLY DO THE LEAVES OF LORIEN FALL!”

Then Aragorn finds it and chucks it at his head.

[aesthetically-tolkien]

Gimli wears sketchers that light up in the Mines of Moria

[incorrect-lord-of-the-rings]

Aragorn, working hard on lighting a torch: It’s so dark in here.

Gimli: Don’t worry, I’ve been waiting for this my whole life.

Gimli: *stomps his dwarf boots* the boots flash little lights*

Aragorn: *sighs and sets his torch aside* All that hard work for light up sketchers.

[starrystories2]

Fan art someone?

[incorrect-lord-of-the-rings]

YES

[redbootsindoriath]

That’s my cue.

Meanwhile Boromir is wearing those heely shoes and taking every opportunity to pop the wheels out at the slightest hint of a downward slope in the ground.  Aragorn is highkey judging them all.

Keep reading

[incorrect-lord-of-the-rings]

PERFECT, WONDERFUL, AMAZING, THANK YOU SO MUCH I LOVE IT!!!

@starrystories2​ 

I’d also like to make another addition. As thou hast suggested… I willst add Boromir in Heelys…

[Just hiking along to the Pass of Caradhras] Aragorn: Come on, Legolas! We have to get moving! Legolas, fumbling with his crocs: Hang on, they have to be in sports mode.

[In the Mines of Moria] [thanks @redbootsindoriath​] Aragorn: Sure is dark in here. Gimli: *stomps feet* Legolas: Those are stupid shoes. Aragorn: Says Legolas “Battle Crocs” Greenleaf. Pippin, staring forlorn at the sketchers: I’ve never wanted shoes so badly in my entire life.

[Attacked by orcs at the end] Aragorn: We have to be as fast as possible! Boromir: This is my time to shine. *takes the wheels out* *gets heelys ready* Aragorn: Boromir, what are you– Boromir, rolling along with the little wheels on his heels: GOTTA HELP THE HOBBITS! Aragorn: Um– Boromir: ZOOOOOM!

In this version Boromir survives thanks to the speediness of his Heelys.

[rickhunolt-deactivated20260329]

I mean that’s cool and everything but I raise ya’ll Aragorn wearing these:

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Another addition: Gandalf wearing Uggs.

[incorrect-lord-of-the-rings]

@writingish1210 paRDON ME? 👀

[writingish1210]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=wJmdE0G4sEg

[incorrect-lord-of-the-rings]

OH MY GOD

HE’S–

HE’S WEARING UGGS!

[incorrect-lord-of-the-rings]

Okay, just let me set up up the entire visual.

Legolas is wearing crocs, Gimli has light up sketchers, Boromir has heelys, Aragorn has the lace up knee high converse, and Gandalf has Uggs. The rest of the Fellowship don’t wear shoes.

I’m screaming.

[samayla]

@vodka-bitch​​ Only if this is the rest of the outfit:

Frodo: Who are you?

Aragorn: I am called Strider.

[rickhunolt-deactivated20260329]

@samayla Amazing! The thing is that when I made that comment this is exactly what I had in mind. Like his normal outfit from the movie but with the knee high converse. So basiclly:

(sorry for my bad photoshop skills)

[samayla]

I feel like PJ Aragorn would wear those secretly. Like tucked into his trousers. He got them and was all excited, but then Boromir zoomed into the meeting in Rivendell on his heelys, and then Leggy got some flack for the crocs, so now Aragorn is all self-conscious, and he debated with himself about leaving them in Rivendell, but now it’s too late to go back and change. When the fellowship finds out about them, they dare Pippin to tie them together at the knee while Aragorn is sleeping.

[incorrect-lord-of-the-rings]

This is the best thing, guys. Oh my god.

[incorrect-lord-of-the-rings]

Alright, with all the AMAZING additions to this thread, I’ve created the worst/best thing to exist on my blog.

Behold.

(Credit for the Aragorn photoshop go to @vodka-bitch​)

[orionangeline]

Y'know what?

legolas wears his fancy thigh high crocs to all official/formal events

Aragorns converses are clearly laced with green laces and they have lil leaf charms clipped to the laces

Frodo wears hand-knitted leg warmers that Sam made

Sam wears matching warmers with frodo

Merry and pip have a set of fluffy leg warmers for every occasion, including leopard and zebra print for special occasions

Gimlis light up sketchers have steel toes but they’re painted with glow in the dark paint

Gandalfs uggs have a lil shadowfax embroidered on the side

Thranduil wears fuzzy elk slippers

Elrond wears uggs too

Galadriel has lined crocs

[ch-ch-ch-cherrrybomb]

Thranduil wears elk slippers when relaxed. During formal events as king, he wears roller skates. During the scene with Thorin, he is skating in circles around him threateningly. 

[incorrect-lord-of-the-rings]

Thranduil, skating circles around Thorin: Do not speak to me of dragonfire…

Thorin, not knowing whether to look at Thranduil’s face or at the roller skates on his feet: Uh–

[tolkienblackgirl]

IT.GOT.BETTER

[rosehipn0vember]

can someone photoshop my boy Faramir wearing the Fila Disruptors

[incorrect-lord-of-the-rings]

Your wish is my command. 

[lesbian-elrond]

Hi, may I submit for your consideration:

bye

[mrsmidnight15]

I couldn’t find a good screenshot of thranduil standing over thorin but…

[mrsmidnight15]

Saruman the has no fashion sense(white)

[whocameupwiththilbo]

These are too amazing and I know there’s a million additions but I wanna contribute my shitty interpretation:

Also bonus

[incorrect-lord-of-the-rings]

I’m crying.

[live-laugh-legolas]

I could see Eowyn wearing the lighting McQueen crocs casually. The “I’m depressed but at least my shoes are fun” vibe

[muddgamgee]

Got nothing to add, this post is perfect

[oatmealaddiction]

No but like, this is the thing about Sam carrying Frodo and the ring up the mountain. It's a cool scene in the movie, but they don't explain what's happening at all. The ring at this point is so heavy Frodo can't even lift his head. It's like essentially a cinder-block he has to carry around his neck. And finally he gives up and Sam offers to carry him and:

DO YOU GUYS GET IT? THE RING IS A BURDEN, BUT FRODO ISN'T. FRODO DOESN'T WEIGH ANYTHING TO SAM. SAM CAN LIFT HIM EASILY!!!! HE'S NOT A BURDEN AT ALL I —

[connieboldheart]

I've had a bad day and would like to remind u that these photos of the lotr cast t-posing exist because it always makes me feel better:

Don't forget this one of Frodo giving side eye like a diva:

And this one of Sam always makes me giggle:

And Saruman giving bat wings:

And these guys:

You're welcome <3

[blueskittlesart]

TOTK - Eternal (part 2)

part 1 here

[redstonedust]

normalize being dogshit amateur at your special interests and hyperfocuses. no more autistic savants. yes i am very into that topic no i am not good at it. we exist <3