Intercreated

When you see me happy, I hope it gives you hell.

[2-shane-s]

Date someone who will date you

[methfall]

Need me a freak like that

[woodmeat]

soon as she unblocks me the wedding is back on

[mysharona1987]

[honeynuyt-deactivated20250308]

I don’t know who Megan Kelly is but I wanna piss her off

[hashtagloveloses]

dis bitch

[blackgirlsinlove]

“Verifiable fact” 😭😂

[bando--grand-scamyon]

I’d PISS ON HER tbh

[free-booty]

I don’t mean to interrupt people I just randomly remember things and get really excited I’m sorry

[gotinstarblog-deactivated201512]

[half-black-phillip]

I’m so mad because this worked

[britney2007spears]

help me roger

[telanu]

Reblogging myself because

Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses

[luthienebonyx]

Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?

O_O

[riskpig]

………my friend has made me curious

[maryburgers]

help me roger

[maryburgers]

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

[zombbeans]

These never work for me, but here’s to trying.

[strangenewclassrooms]

I don’t believe in these things

But last time I reblogged one ten/fifteen minutes later I got a call offering me a job

But I reblogged it because I was waiting on hearing back from the job. So there you go.

Roger is cute.

[striveforgreatnessss]

lets see if this works

[cameoskin]

pls Roger

[articulatemaster-deactivated201]

Has anyone seen Roger? Help me Roger, help help me Roger 🔊🎶🎶🔊

[marxapan-deactivated20190122]

P

[stability]

(Via doodlebug001)

[thelonelyginger-deactivated2020]

US Government: *invests millions of dollars and time and research into countless programs desperately trying to get kids more active*

Pokemon Go:

[manukahunny-deactivated20170919]

[valsdas]

i think it’s time to bring back my favourite festive vine

[tes1a]

RIP that text post you thought of in class and then forgot when you got home

[gamerspirit]

How to finish that last minute assignment

[chaarmandeeer-deactivated201904]

leetakeuchi:

I can not count the number of times this trick has saved my ass.

[love-order-chaos-repeat]

I did this once for a class like my first year of school and my professor told me not to worry about it and gave me an A.

[thepartysatmels]

I think the saddest moment is the crack you hear in someone’s voice when they are talking about something very upsetting but trying to be strong. Courage is underrated.

[intercreated]

working in the drive-thru

me: and would you like a hot wheels or barbie toy with that, ma'am?

woman: uh... it's for a boy.

me: okay congratulations

me: do you want a hot wheels or barbie toy

woman: i want a boy toy please

me: haha dont we all

woman:

me:

me: so do you want a hot wheels or barbie toy you have to choose

[wealthyhugepenis-deactivated201]

let’s be friends with benefits. the benefits? you get to be friends with me

[sommerlaune-deactivated20260523]

[einmal-noch]

X

[ouijasquiji]

lets play “how rude can i be until u realize i dont like u”

[theproblematicblogger]

Squad goals

[unfollovving]

IS THIS TRUE????

[vvitchofthevvilds-deactivated20]

As an American I can confirm that this is 1776% true. Some places will even fine you for not eating fried chicken for a week

[unfollovving]

 ???  ??????  ?????????????? ?????????????????????? ?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?

[gaymerlvl-pharmercy]

Do foreigners not have this law??? Don’t you have McDonald’s too? You have to keep your Mickey’s card with you and scan it after you order so they know you got your mandatory ration.

[jennserr]

My dad’s vegan, has been for almost a year, and is still on the run from the law. I hope he comes home soon.

[fritokal]

Oh my GOD do you people not research anything. This is not true. Look, you can go to your local Agency of Meats and get an alternate card and not have to eat at McDonalds. You can go to Sonic if you’re in the South, or In and Out in CA. If you’ve got medical and religious documentation you can even apply for a conscientious beef objector status and switch to KFC or Popeye’s. Seriously you people who can’t be bothered to do this are making it harder for everyone else.