rip to all of you but iām different :3
iām different too
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@interdimensionalbeekeeping
rip to all of you but iām different :3
iām different too
rip to all of you but iām different :3
iām different too
Are fedoras really that bad?
YES YES THEY ARE
voidethered:
ask-omnipony:
I donāt really believe this mumbo jumbo
I mean itās a goddamn hat.
Right..?
The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-
I wonder if this works with other kinds of hatā¦
Nothing ventured, nothing gainedā¦
WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THATāS AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of peopleā¦
wait, does that mean?
oh boyā¦ā¦.
Luckily, this nonsense doesnāt work on girls.
Observeā¦
ITāS GOTTEN BETTER!
This post is immaculate
It canāt be true.
And it canāt possibly work on motorcycle helmets.
I must test it.
Nothing happening so farā¦
HOLY SHIT IT WORKS
What in the world?
Oh why not? This should be interesting.
Here we go!
Were all mad here in Underland!
What the hell! Never Again!
⦠Actually ā¦
One more time.
Alright, I gotta try this!
Canāt be that bad!
ā¦.
ā¦oh my godā¦
ask-gmodsfmrocks:
LOL
This just gets better and better
This is one of my favourite things to look at
holy shit this stuff is back
The Gravity Falls one though
i wonder if it works for flower crowns?
here goes nothin-
w HAT THE
DID I JUST-
WHAT THE FUCK
Okay Clearly something is up.
Hmm⦠I wonder
Iām sure nothing could possiblyā¦
HOLY SHIT
IT GOT BETTER
I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING SO LONG FOR THIS POST OH MY GOD!!!
I wonder what happens when you wear 8 of these at onceā¦
Never not reblog
ITāS ON MY DASH. ACTUALLY ON MY DASH.
Oh my God, there are so many new ones
Friggin, yis
Always reblog.
IT HAS EVOLVED
The legend marches onā¦
BEWARE THE MAGIC OF HATS
JDNXHSBSBF
I TĀ ā S Ā B A C KĀ
a classic meme from when the world was less of a tire fire
ITS ON MY BLOG YESSSS
THIS IS WONDERFUL.
time to bring back outdated memesā¦
what could possibly go wrong?
eww, it smells like fuckboi
welp, down this rabbit hole we goā¦
nothingās happeni-
WTF-
Oh boy, this meme
I wonder if this would work with a wolf hat.
May as well try it.
Please donāt be awful, please donāt be awful, please donāt b-
get wet 4 furry
This is obviously fake
Look, Iāll prove it
Yāall are just acting
Watch and learn
WTFFFFFF
Shouldā¦ā¦ should Iā¦ā¦.
DO IT!
Whelp guess I gotta put on the hat now
Canāt be that bad, I mean whatās the worst a squid hat can do to m-
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Holy shit this is getting so freaking better than I thought XD
Hmm⦠I wonder if it works with character hoods?
Letās try.
NOPE. NOPE.Ā
HOLY FU- THIS IS THE BEST
Bruh,this is gold
I donāt remember when I did, but this was among the first 5 posts I ever reblogged on my blog, before I ever made original content
Yāall know in season three when John is in his doctorās office and all the patients have issues to do with their genitals? Well, Iām not sure if he works specifically in gynaecology/urology, but either way, this could represent that following his change of profession he is not only repulsed by things to do with sex but sex/sexual health/genitals are becoming somehow diseased or infected by whatever is happening in his life(his relationship with Mary perhaps? his rejection of his feelings towards Sherlock?) Anyway might look into this later but I am currently working on some stuff to do with a different aspect of the show so here is this.Ā
it could also double as sex and sexuality becoming sterile to him, no longer interesting and simply a professional requirement rather than an interest or joy. His experience of sex is dulled and muted and it becomes a part of his work where he is only seeing the worst sides of it. Whereas in the army he is proved to have felt at home perhaps seeing the best of people or feeling that he is saving those around him, while he worked with sherlock he saw the amazing life in sherlock and was only ever focused on the death of others. This all allowed him to go on living his own life.
Iām sure someone has already mentioned this but johns moustache is facial hair kinda like a beard, while mary is quite literally his beard(a woman he has romantic relationships with to deflect question away from his own sexuality) so when he shaves for sherlock he is actually breaking ties at least to some extent with mary and he is distancing himself from the heterosexual view of him to allow the world to see the love between himself and sherlock. i dunno its late
27th december 2020, aka the great italian shitposting about nicia, the most famous bottom from pompeii
how it started:
context: the insult was ānicia cineade cacatorā, ānicia the inverted shitterā.
the memes that followed:
spoiler: they did, in fact, end up finding a dead body next to the cavern. rip to nicia, the gay from pompeii. rip bottom kingĀ
ps: original op reached out to the commenter and assured them it was all in jest
with all the trafficking going on yāall better stay safe!!
Itās a good idea to practice this so you know how to do it in an emergency! You donāt even have to be strong (this guy is pretty muscular) to do it, itās the force of the swing that makes them break.
Alternatively, if youāre being zip tied or tied up in general itās a good idea to present your fists to the person instead of having them grab and force them. That way, you can present them in an easier to escape position.
Like these:
The tutorials I followed on this website were super helpful and show a few methods of breaking out of zip ties. It take ten minutes to learn and could quite literally save your life!
Zip ties are a common method of illegal restraint. To defeat zip ties, you can break them, shim them, or slip right out of them. Learn more
While this technique is worth knowing in the event of kidnapping or human trafficking, and so forth, it will not work on police issue flex-cuffs, which happen to be far thicker than standard zip-ties, are double cuffed, and have a reinforced centre.
Attempting this technique with flex-cuffs will firstly cut off circulation to your hands due to the proposed need to tighten them, which is dangerous for many reasons when detained in them for a prolonged period of time, as once on, they will not be loosened until they are removed entirely. And secondly, will likely lead to you breaking your wrists as the force required to break free of them exceeds what can be generated by the over-average male, regardless of how strong they may believe themselves to be. Your best bet, if you can get to relative safety first, is to use the corner of a wall to wear the plastic center-piece down enough to break free.
Please read the last comment before you permanently fuck your wrist.
TL;DR : This method will work for normal zipties, but WILL NOT WORK ON POLICE-ISSUE ZIPTIE CUFFS
Do NOT tighten police-issue ziptie cuffs, as they are much stronger than household use zipties, and you will only cut your circulation off. Get somewhere safe first, and try to saw through them instead by running them over whatever is on hand
Johnlock Checkup
Health check on my ship as of August '19 bc I need to know we're thriving:
Please raise your hand if you're pretty damn certain you're Johnlocked for life
Okay so I saw this on Reddit
Now, I donāt know how true/accurate that is but it made me think of this
Coincidence? The universe is never so lazy
How Moriarty āFakedā His Death (It IS Twins)
Okay. So as some of you may know, in the original Holmes books, Professor Moriarty has a younger brother named Colonel James Moriarty. He was a stationmaster.
In BBC Sherlock, Moriarty has a brother who was also a stationmaster, although his name and age were not mentioned.
In The Final Problem, Eurus plays clips that Moriarty recorded for her before he died. We know this because Eurus plays them for Sherlock, John, and Mycroft when trapped in Sherrinford. During the flashback from 5 years ago in the episode, Mycroft tells Moriarty that he is allowed 5 minutes of unsupervised conversation with Eurus, and though we donāt know what they talked about, we know somewhere in those 5 minutes Moriarty agreed to record them for her. We still donāt know how he got them to her, how he knew what to say, etc.
Of course the trio is taken aback from seeing Moriartyās face on a screen. After all, Sherlock saw him blow his own brains out. John asks him, distraught:
To which Eurus responds:
But what she says directly after is something I hadnāt noticed up until the most recent time I watched this episode:
NOW. We know that Moriarty has a brother that was a stationmaster. No more assumptions here. This was ACTUAL CONTENT in the show. But we DONT KNOW his name, age, what he looks like, etc. And just because he was younger than Professor Moriarty in the canon doesnāt necessarily mean that Moftiss has to follow this rule in their adaptation. Iām saying this because the phrase āIts never twinsā is brought up multiple times throughout the show.
Sherlock says it to John in The Six Thatchers when working on the case called āThe Duplicate Manā after he thinks thatās what Johnās come to the conclusion of, and again in The Abominable Bride. Watson says, āHolmes. Could it have been twins?ā Holmes tells him it couldnāt, so Watson asks him why, provoking Holmesā āBecause itās never twins.ā
Popping up only once in the show might cause it to have no significance, but since itās popped up more than once, especially regarding a case that was being related to Moriartyās (Emelia Ricolettiās case) could mean something. Once is a coincidence, but twice is a pattern. And what do we say about coincidences, especially ones that are written my Steven Moffat and Mark Gatiss? Maybe the reason the writers keep bringing up the fact that Sherlock never even considers twins to be a possible solution to Moriartyās case is because it actually is the solution. Which leads me to my next point.
Shortly after Eurus mentions Moriartyās brother being a stationmaster, Sherlock, John, and Mycroft are taken to the next task in another room, and during the transition Eurus plays another of Moriartyās clips:
How obvious can they be? Moriartyās brother was a stationmaster, as said by Eurus herself, and here we have Jim Moriarty, (or his twin brother) saying āAll aboard!ā and making freaking train noises.
All Iām saying is, it had to be either Jim or his twin that was on that rooftop in Reichenbach; one of them shot himself, and the other is still out there. But the question is, which Moriarty is it?
Shapes for Holmes and Watson are always the same, no matter the universe...
Holmes is always all triangles, a sharp, pointed face, pointy shoulders, lean and tall with very long, slim legs. Heās all bones and wiry muscle, every part of him as sharp as his wit. Watson is almost the exact opposite. A rounded square for a head, BROAD shoulders, stocky, wide chest, maybe a bit of extra weight. Arms are well muscled, legs are stockier than Holmes at least and heās of average or slightly below average height.Ā
The below is obviously stylized, slightly exaggerated and simplified.
Just wanted to try adding more to the basic shapes and giving them some Victorian-esque clothing. Still worksā¦
Examples:
Granada Holmes (Holmes and Watson)
The Great Mouse Detective (Basil and Dawson)
House MD (House and Wilson)
BBC Sherlock (Sherlock and John)
The exception, of course, is RDJ Sherlock, because Robert is tiny and does what ever he wantsā¦
Jenny and Vastra
me after 7 years of being on this hellsite, putting bbc sherlock content into my queue every now and then to recognize my roots, the impossibility of escape, and also to weed out the weak:
So i was trying to see if sherlock season 5 was actually happening and of course all i got was cryptic answers from the internet. However i did find that there had been a change from the norm in the way that the seasons are being presented at least on Australian youtube. Now what could this mean? I have no idea, however iām wondering if this is a hint at the way that the next season will happen. Could it be prequel to season āfourā? maybe we go back to pre EMP? there are many possibilities i just thought it pertinent to put it here.
OK. WHO THE FUCK ?!?!??!
Who the fuck was going to tell me that āMollyā yes fucking Molly,, is a term used to describe an āeffeminateā man that originates back to mid 18th century and early 19th century. What the fuck. I am not lying.
UM. YEAH. THIS PROBABLY ISNāT THAT GROUNDBREAKING, BUT JUDGING FROM SOME POSTS DISCUSSING HOW MOLLY IS A FEMALE JOHN MIRROR (HOW SH/ERLOLLY WOULD BE BASICALLY STRAIGHT JOHNLOCK),,,,,, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHH
goodbye going to spontaneously combust now.
someone pls reblog/reply to this, Iād love to hear your thoughts on this.
Molly houses were used to refer to places of prostitution particularly where men could meet. It comes from an interesting bastardised version of the virgin mary, Molly being a derivative of the name Mary. Mary has of course also become a way to refer to fey or effeminate men. I need to do a little more reading, I have a book specifically on queer history in london that Iām only maybe half way through but this is definitely a big part of it.
OK. WHO THE FUCK ?!?!??!
Who the fuck was going to tell me that āMollyā yes fucking Molly,, is a term used to describe an āeffeminateā man that originates back to mid 18th century and early 19th century. What the fuck. I am not lying.
UM. YEAH. THIS PROBABLY ISNāT THAT GROUNDBREAKING, BUT JUDGING FROM SOME POSTS DISCUSSING HOW MOLLY IS A FEMALE JOHN MIRROR (HOW SH/ERLOLLY WOULD BE BASICALLY STRAIGHT JOHNLOCK),,,,,, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHH
goodbye going to spontaneously combust now.
someone pls reblog/reply to this, Iād love to hear your thoughts on this.
waiting 3 years for a 4th season that ends up being so bad that people legit believe its fake and theres another secret episode coming
VS
being queerbaited for 12 years only to have half the ship confess before immediately being sent to super hell specifically for being gay
one tectonic plate approaching another
āso are you a top or a bottom?ā
two tops? you get a mountain. two bottoms? VALLEY BRO
i donāt know anything about geology
Are you (Mg,Fe2+)2(Mg,Fe2+)5Si8O22(OH)2?
I had to google that and i swear to fuck I will kill you
alright this is fine