Isabelle

17 // used to be a dnp account but I’m falling apart so it’s dnp+musical theatre+whatever show I’m obsessed with // @fabulouslyphan is also me

[fungoidz-deactivated20200705]

my favorite thing about the kylo ren lightsaber pocket pussy post is how they say maybe rey fingers it or something like.. WHO DOES THAT. WHY WOULD SHE DO THAT. THESE PEOPLE DONT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT REAL LIFE OR HOW A PERSON WOULD RESPOND UPON FINDING SOMEBODY ELSES MASTURBATORY AID

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i got ten words through this post before my surroundings started greying out

[freebrickproductions]

[fungoidz-deactivated20200705]

every single day i regret making this post but none of you can understand the emotional distress i was in at the time

[dwight-schrutes]

Jameela Jamil on Cancel Culture - The Daily Show with Trevor Noah

[londoncallingsigh]

James Corden Responds to Bill Maher’s Fat Shaming Take 

[tinyconfusion]

this whole thread is making my heart break 😩

[ruffboi-mags]

I really wish we could get rid of the myth of "not experiencing reality" while on antidepressants, if only so folks don't feel bad for needing to take them for maybe the rest of their lives, but god, this man. I am so proud of him and so sad for him.

[hxasinthus]

regardless of whether or not you’ve actually watched this show, the best scene in all of television with the most hilarious comedic timing was from bbc merlin when arthur and merlin are trying to hunt down a ghost in the castle but they have to keep it a secret and so at some point they’re looking in a dark supply closet with only one torch for light and they’re standing super close and then suddenly one of the knights of camelot opens the door, sees merlin and arthur standing super close in a dark supply closet, and everyone just freezes. no one knows what to say. the poor knight has just caught the king of camelot and his servant alone together in this dark supply closet. and then the knight goes something like “uh… whatcha doing?” and merlin panics and says that he was teaching arthur poetry. poetry in a dark supply closet. and the knight just kind of pauses and looks between them with a look of resignation and is like “…..ok well i’m going to pretend i didn’t see any of this” and then he just leaves as fast as he can. and arthur turns to merlin and goes “poetry????”

[dark-eyed-harmothoe]

Me, blowing a kiss to the sky: for Mike Faist

Me, blowing a kiss, but this time to my garden: for Ben Platt

Me, setting my computer on fire: a͉̮̘̫ ̩̦͚̖̯͈̫s̝̫a̱͈̯͚͖͙c̥̟̣͍̥̣ri̜̜f̰̦ịce̗̥͚̺͖̱ t̝͉̬̗̝͕ͅo ̠͚̳̖̮m̰y͕̤ ̭̣̲̘l̟͖̣̘̻̟ọ͚͕̪̙͓̫r̟d̗͎̲͔̳ ̱̹̳̯̬̦ͅo̪̟̯̲̱f̺ ḍ͕͖̹an͕̣̙̜̱k̥ ̩̭̼m̦͔̟̭̫͈e͙̰͈̱̭̩ͅm̘͖̙̗e̝̣s̯̘̦͓̮͇̝,̖͇̖ ̼̟̼̘W̬̼̙̥͇͍͓il̮̩̮̭̯̜l ͉͔͇R̠̟o̼̜l̹̖͕̻a̤̦n͈͓̟̩d͉

[mysharona1987]

[dwvids]

there are some scenes in Doctor Who that just end up being so iconic and I think this is one

[vanyasaidgayrights]

It’s been years but I never fail to laugh at this downright dumb ass scene

[tonyndum-e]

Taika Waititi should write and direct my life. I would literally trust him with my life

[introverted-belle]

He’d probably do it better than I could

[danslawdegree]

i don’t share my art very often but,,, i love norman 2 much 

(click 4 better quality lol)

@amazingphil @danielhowell snazzy fish there lads 👌

[sixpenceee]

This is glorious and even thought it doesn’t fit in the range of all the paranormal, I MUST share

It works like this: You tell Kitestring that you’re in a dangerous place or situation, and give it a time frame of when to check in on you. If you don’t reply back when it checks your status, it’ll alert your emergency contacts with a custom message you set up.

It doesn’t require you to touch anything (like bSafe) or shake your phone (like Nirbhaya) to send the distress signal. Kitestring is smarter, because it doesn’t need an action to alert people, it needs inaction.

MORE INFORMATION

[crybourg]

reblogging because this is seriously amazing.

[softcore-boyfriend-deactivated2]

This shouldn’t even be an app this should be an integrated feature into all phones on every OS

[camyberry]

Ok, guys. Thi is really important. You have to reblog that and read the whole article.

This will never happen to me.  You can’t tell. Otherwise, if you don’t want to do for yourself, maybe among your follwers someone need this information.

I’m a man, i don’t care. You should care the more. What if it was your sister? Again, spread the word. There may be someone needingths.

You can never tell. As far as we can’t handle back maniacs, PLEASE, prevent yourself <3

[girlpanties]

where’s that quiz where you choose lke 4 colours u like and 4 u dont and it hands your ass on a plate

[girlpanties]

thank you @cumleaf @@ http://www.astro.com/cgi/atxgen.cgi?btyp=cf

[eatingoutdnp]

this test is right, and it shouldn’t say it.

[introverted-belle]

“We’re adopting a fish”

We

WE

WE

[mrsbrightsideswife]

The day Michael lee brown leaves dear Evan Hansen is the day this mortal body dies

[futuremoji]

Your three most recent emojis will predict how well your fall goes

[buzzfeed]

18 Pictures That Prove Group Projects Are Pure Hell

[systlin]

This made me nearly bite a pencil in half in enraged memory. 

@  THE REST OF MY ANCIENT HISTORY CLASS; Y’ALL ARE WELCOME FOR THAT FUCKIN A THE REST OF YOU DID NO GODDAMN WORK FOR

[thebibliosphere]

Oh man, so I know everyone hates group projects with ample good reason, but lemme just tell you something that happened to me in my final year of uni. My dad got real sick and was in and out of hospital numerous times, one time with a suspected heart attack. Which meant my mum ended up caring for my dad, and I wound up caring for my disabled brother, on top of working a part time job and going to university full time.

My grades slid dramatically. I was having to appeal nearly all my results with my professors, and was mercifully granted extensions by all but one of them. (Which, if you’re out there Ronald: stub your toe and step on lego for the rest of eternity.) And then our Revolutionary Cultures prof. assigned a group project, and paired us at random with our classmates. And I knew, I knew I was just going to be a dead weight so I went to my new buddy and told them we should go to the profs office and ask for her to be switched to someone else who wasn’t just going to drag them down. And my new best buddy for the rest of the semester looked at me, looked at our assigned project, and very gently started to cry as she told me “I was just about to say the same thing to you,” and then tearfully told me her mum was dying, and the only reason she hadn’t dropped out to take care of her was because her mum wanted to see her graduate. She’d been given six months and we graduated in five. Provided we finished this class. And we were both out of appeals and leniency time.

It’s probably one of my most vivid memories from the whole college experience, just sitting on the floor of the Renaissance Lit corridor hugging someone who until a moment ago had been a relative stranger known only in passing, and trying to tell them it would be okay, we’d get the paper done. And we did. We scraped a C- together between the two of us and we managed to coast over the passing mark for the class and were allowed to graduate with abysmal but passing marks.

And I still think about her all the time. Especially when I wind up in group projects for work, and it feels like no one else is shouldering any of the burden, I make a note to reach out and say “hey, you don’t seem to be engaging with this much, are you okay?”

And a lot of the time it shocks people. They’re not expecting earnest concern for their lack of interest, and you find out things like their kid is sick, their dog just died, they’ve got health issues going on, or sometimes they just don’t know where to begin with the project and didn’t want to tell you that because they were frightened of being judged or perceived as lazy when they’re just overwhelmed.

And I honestly wish things like this were taught in team building exercises, cause that’s what group projects in school are. They’re supposed to be teaching you how to work well with others and achieve a common goal, while at the same time totally skipping over the fundamentals of human interaction and how to engage socially with others, and it’s fucking bullshit.

[tlirsgender]

Me trying not to tell random people trivia about whatever my hell brain has latched onto this month