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so this guy right he makes ancient egyptian themed furry costumes. he makes all kinds but mostly he specializes in Horus heads. it's his passion really. he loves to make the beautiful falcon head of the Sun God. anyway so he's at a con one day and he sees this whole bunch of people in middle kingdom dress with these indistinguishable animal heads. he's like. oh man these folks could really use a new source, i can hardly tell what animal those are! so he goes over and he says "hey guys! i see you are into ancient egyptian mythological themed furry costumes--if any of you are interested in being the radiant Son of Ra, I am the BEST in the business!"

and the group of people look at each other, then at him. awkward. finally one of them says: "uh. no thanks. we're all Set."

s-cullayy

thatlittleegyptologist

This has been sent to me four times today, so I'm condemning OP to be judged by the 42 and fall into Nuun.

datundit

I think every laugh will make OP’s heart a bit lighter.

@thatlittleegyptologist

Judge OP’s heart

I laughed, I lighten his heart.

His heart shall be heavier for this.

Voting ended onMar 1

sunbentshadows

chronographia

That tag looked so much like a bumpersticker that I went ahead and typeset it. And then I got carried away, and did two other variants because the point of having an arts degree is the ability to inflict colors and shapes on the world at large. Congratulations and my sincere apologies, @jungwildeandfree .

(Relatedly, 2.5 x 8 is a weird aspect ratio to fit text to, especially when it wants three line breaks for readability.)

sadclowncentral

so many misguided metaphors around violence and desire. if the open maw of a panting beast fills you with the want to be devoured, that does not make you prey. while the rabbit trembles in fear, its deepest desire is to run. evolution demands it. in fact, the desire to be eaten does not make you any small animal at all.

it makes you a fruit.

sumverendus

only-cat-memes

sexhaver

lmfao the Scots in town for the World Cup have made a pilgrimage to Boston's world-famous Cop Annihilating Slide

memewhore

pokemon blood and pokemon bone where you osmosis jones your way through some creature to discover microscopic pokemon

bedrock-to-buildheight

I can get behind that

(Top to bottom: tardigrades, staphylococcus aureus, and mash up of various fungi)

this but they’re the sole source of disease in the Pokemon universe

*doctor places stethoscope on my chest* “Good news and bad news: here’s the good news, I can hear it chanting it’s own name, so diagnosis is easy. The bad news is… you’ve got tuberculosa.”