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This started as my super secret side blog to process disability things without having to worry about people who know me. Now it's whatever I want.  

[gothiccharmschool]

Today’s advice from your Goth Auntie

-Stretch your hands, drink some water, take your meds.

-Sunscreen. Use it, please.

-The Lurking Horror now wants “lots and lots” of sparklers, and “will be soooo careful!”

🖤 Auntie Jilli

[pterribledinosaurdrawings]

true story that hapen today.

[vintage-every-day]

A young female welder in Connecticut, c. 1943. Photo by Bernard Hoffman.

[zegherevanmale]

[gothiccharmschool]

Today’s advice from your Goth Auntie

-Sit up straight, drink some water, take your meds.

-You deserve to exist. Yes, you do.

-The Distant Ominous Music is auditioning thunderstorms for their next big composition.

🖤 Auntie Jilli

[mutantfactor]

Fangs of Fortune

[neverniko101]

who up perceiving and reacting to stimulus

[notoisstrange]

Strategy - Violet Fiend vs Valley Master (they are both definitely cheating..)

[astro-the-silly]

has anyone done this yet

[apatheticfluorescence]

some hyper famous artists like Van Gogh transcend overratedness and become underrated because they're so normalized. Like I'll look at a van Gogh and I'm like wait this really is amazing you guys don't get it

[headspace-hotel]

Shakespeare is like this

[insufferablepirate]

Every time I see a Van Gogh that’s not one of his better known pieces it absolutely blows me away

Have you seen this shit my liege? smh unreal

[copperbadge]

THE ORANGES

[lost-sheep]

[cruel-hiraeth]

if you build “community” around hating other people, just know that the second you step out of line—regardless of your moral uprightness or the hypocrisy on their part—you’re the next person they’re going to tear to pieces.

[prof-grace-aspen]

And by the way it doesn’t matter if you claim your community is “pro” something if the main actual behavior of the group is hating the thing labeled as the enemy of the thing you are “in support” of.

As an example, a lot of groups claim to be “pro-women”, when in reality they are actually anti-trans. Their goal is not to uplift women, it’s to harass and criminalize trans people.

So inspect the groups you’re in. Ignore the name of the movement. What are the people in your group actually DOING?

[sparxdoodles]

Every glasses wearer's problem

[maidthings]

hi welcome to my kitchen this is my box that makes things cold and my box that makes things hot and my box that makes things wet and my box that makes things full of EM waves and my box tha

[winged-void]

this one has 👍 bread

[ashenmind]

box that slowly turns bread into stale bread

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i gave my sister $100 for her bday, but i gave it to her in $1 bills that i folded into origami. so that’s how she pays for delivery food & now the pizza girl thinks she’s a stripper

[cornposting]

You’re really good at origami holy sh

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i learned it specifically to make these for this exact situation 

[realpersonscifi]

Aren’t you the same bitch that gave your sister $100 dollars in nickels?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

same bitch

[wetmetal]

Yeah, neither of these things happened 👍🏼

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

listen here my good hoe, i can’t find photos of the 2000 nickels or the 20 stars, but i did not spend weeks planning meticulously inconvenient birthday gifts over a period of years just to get whaled on by internet gremlins. here is some equally compelling evidence for an anecdote i was saving for later:

it weighed 68.6 lbs

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

same hellion yes

[rainyflock]

15 days of Button 🥹

[serregon]

I know we make jokes about the proverbial asexual pervert who has written hundreds of thousands of words of smut on ao3, but also shoutout to the aces who aren’t perverts. to the aces who skip the sex scenes and wince at sex jokes and awkwardly leave the conversation when your friends start talking about sex. your boundaries aren’t childish and fuck anyone who says otherwise.