[cookiess-and-creamm]

yeah, it really wasn't a great choice on her part but lucky for us! the company expanded and now there IS a spice mix for gammies. and for gampies. and gnamnies. and one for the whole family but i don't recommend that one...

I might need to buy these....

@brieflyclevernightmare would you like being eaten?

[brieflyclevernightmare]

i feel like if i said no i'd be a hypocrite for advocating you eat your child, so sure, i guess...

[cookiess-and-creamm]

YESSSSSSSSS

[charlesoberonn]

If Sherlock Holmes was Isekai'd to a fantasy world he would just deduce the rules of this world and get back to solving crimes. He'll find an elf girl sidekick,name her Watson, and pretend like nothing happened.

[ironmyrmidon]

"If you look closely, you can see traces of chalk dust on the floor. Our murderer must have used a magic circle to kill our victim."

"Actually Holmes, this looks like salt. Quite unusual for a magic circle, since it can be scattered so easily..."

"It tastes like salt too. Good eye Watson. Let us start by visiting the fish mongers."

"Well I would enjoy some fried dragonfish, but how does this help our investigation?"

[charlesoberonn]

"A process of elimination, my long-eared friend. There're only two ways for the culprit to get salt in the city. They could have brought it in themselves-"

"But then they'd have to pay the tarrif!"

"Very astute! No, a much likelier option is that they bought it here. Either the docks or the meat market would be the place. And I have a hunch that our culprit is fishy in more ways than one."

[charlesoberonn]

"But Holmes, how did you know the merfolk ambassador was the killer?"

"An excellent question, the key was the footprints."

"But he doesn't even have feet!"

"He doesn't as of right now. But you forget, the magic circle."

"I see! The killing spell was a water spear, which normally requires a circle."

"But doesn't if you're already imbued with water magic like our scaly ambassador."

"So the circle..."

"To grant him a pair of feet. For just long enough to leave distinctive footprints in the scattered salt and to make us suspect a two-legged killer."

"By the Goddess, Holmes, you're a genius!"

[illuminopseudonymous]

Makes sense.

Anyway, getting sheer autism vibes from Holmes

[charlesoberonn]

Good. That means I wrote him in-character.

[fruitpeels]

[charlesoberonn]

I started reading a lot of Sherlock Holmes (both the Doyle originals and pastiches) because of this post and it's one of the best decisions I've made.

[pangur-and-grim]

she loves her yucky grandson SO much

[viejospellejos]

What the duck?

[humanbeanisnotamused]

[Description: the video is captioned "Find the duck game", and we see several blindfolded women in hijabs groping around an enclosed ring while spectators look on, cheering and laughing . After a few seconds the camera pans so that you can see the duck, who is waddling around, casually yet resolutely resisting capture. Periodically the women collide with each other. They do not find the duck. End ID]

[elvashayam]

#it is a beautiful day in indonesia and you are a terrible duck

tags via @humanbeanisnotamused

[hasufin]

That duck is having the most fun of anyone present.

[softichill]

I think abt this tiktok all the time

[thesadcyborg9million]

Diversity hire bryson ur absolutely slaying

[escuerzoresucitado]

[clownboybebop]

Did they let the fucking guy out

[antimony-ore]

[transjudas]

never take for granted the moments when you’re not nauseous

[twobeesornottwobees]

printers behave like that because the medieval monks they put out of work are haunting them

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

“No man is an island” oh really? Really? What about him?:

[adamsmasher]

Torterra.....

[theaceoffours]

[bells-lettres]

local matchmaker losing it over yet another unrealistic demand from the clientele 🤣🤣

Translation by me. :))

[elodieunderglass]

“Even a slightly increased possibility of summoning rain is still an ability to summon rain” is such a good point

[valtsv]

insane unsolicited notification i just got that took me way too long to realise was about the michael jackson movie and not a five nights at freddy's jumpscare

[valtsv]

benefits of using 10 different kinds of adblocking software and exclusively pirating media: you start receiving marketing from the creepypasta universe

[redstonedust]

Who is your favorite Tumblr sexyman?

lulworth cove

[cookiess-and-creamm]

How to cure✨depression✨ (according to people who don't have it)

1- Drink water

2- Go outside

3- Don't be sad ✨✨

This cured my depression, you should try it too :D

[brieflycleverspoons]

Damn, worked like a charm, thanks, wish I tried this sooner :D

[madeleineengland]

LMAO

[minor-locrian]

a warthog is a thog specialized for use in war

[baphcomet]

[frogayyyy]