[transjudas]

never take for granted the moments when you’re not nauseous

[twobeesornottwobees]

printers behave like that because the medieval monks they put out of work are haunting them

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

“No man is an island” oh really? Really? What about him?:

[adamsmasher]

Torterra.....

[theaceoffours]

[bells-lettres]

local matchmaker losing it over yet another unrealistic demand from the clientele 🤣🤣

Translation by me. :))

[elodieunderglass]

“Even a slightly increased possibility of summoning rain is still an ability to summon rain” is such a good point

[valtsv]

insane unsolicited notification i just got that took me way too long to realise was about the michael jackson movie and not a five nights at freddy's jumpscare

[valtsv]

benefits of using 10 different kinds of adblocking software and exclusively pirating media: you start receiving marketing from the creepypasta universe

[redstonedust]

Who is your favorite Tumblr sexyman?

lulworth cove

[cookiess-and-creamm]

How to cure✨depression✨ (according to people who don't have it)

1- Drink water

2- Go outside

3- Don't be sad ✨✨

This cured my depression, you should try it too :D

[brieflycleverspoons]

Damn, worked like a charm, thanks, wish I tried this sooner :D

[madeleineengland]

LMAO

[minor-locrian]

a warthog is a thog specialized for use in war

[baphcomet]

[frogayyyy]

[helenvaughans]

[zitasaurusrex]

[starvulture]

Collecting these rn

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I really hated this girl in my class and we kept exchanging notes with various threats of violence on them but then on a Zoom call I saw that she kept a bunch of them pinned on her wall with little hearts around them and I got the biggest crush on her after that.

[glowingemberz]

Not again. Reread OPs name

[virtualgirladvance]

no shut up let me believe please i need this

[chryza]

TikTok is a fundamentally evil app however the reason i use it is because you occasionally stumble across gems like the Chinese power transformer manufacturer who posts kawaii edits of their power transformers

[peachhyg0gh]

can’t wait for the day we all wake up to the Big Beautiful News™

[belovedgoofball]

[despazito]