Ahahah fuck

This is mostly jus random shit, im not sure they qualify as shitposts tho

[thewritingrealm]

If you're reading this...

go write three sentences on your current writing project.

[ezzydean]

# my favourite part about this post # is that nowhere does it say to reblog this # but we’re all reblogging it # because if we have to suffer # so do other writers

[bitegore]

F u c k

[hilunawrites]

Because of this I stopped procrastinating and got 1000 words out on my WIP!!

[jackest-jack]

I am 3 sentences closer to the scene I have had in my head for years with this story.

[nyx-nekoo]

Hah don’t have one

[anarchy-is-a-social-construct]

fUCK

[nyx-nekoo]

HAH

[anarchy-is-a-social-construct]

;-; i have like 14 stories in my head and 3 i started what do i do now

[queenmorningrose]

pick one babe… just pick one

[notkatniss]

[notkatniss]

[ipromiseiloveyou]

Out of context quotes from my whore

Quotes by: @stupid-primary-account

“You wanna go bake cookies at 3am in the woods with an oven i found?”

“Pamella, do not steal that monkeys bread”

“WELL HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT EATING BABIES IS WRONG?!?!”

“Why is the monkey man sitting in the corner drinking the dog”

“I could just fuck myself! Donald, Donald, no, go sit in the corner on your own”

“The purple monkey flower blossoms in the yellow daylight”

“Listen to frog whistles as they hear their parters go by”

“i wish gingers would go extinct” (i am a ginger)

“Trace my dick”

“You named a baby George once”

“Blake fucked a dolphin apparently” (Her bf)

“i want to tongue the cheese”

“f i don’t grow up to be weird and eccentric grandmother, i don’t know what i’ll do”

“suck my metaphorical dick. please. i’m horny”

“so i asked him if he wanted to fuck the shrimp, as you do.”

“Square dog!!!”

“i am fish blup blup” (she whispered this)

“Goddamnit, my name isn’t Debra”

[graverybones-deactivated2024013]

no, no i dont. i have little to no recollection of all of these.

[ipromiseiloveyou]

Out of context quotes from my whore

Quotes by: @stupid-primary-account

“You wanna go bake cookies at 3am in the woods with an oven i found?”

“Pamella, do not steal that monkeys bread”

“WELL HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT EATING BABIES IS WRONG?!?!”

“Why is the monkey man sitting in the corner drinking the dog”

“I could just fuck myself! Donald, Donald, no, go sit in the corner on your own”

“The purple monkey flower blossoms in the yellow daylight”

“Listen to frog whistles as they hear their parters go by”

“i wish gingers would go extinct” (i am a ginger)

“Trace my dick”

“You named a baby George once”

“Blake fucked a dolphin apparently” (Her bf)

“i want to tongue the cheese”

“f i don’t grow up to be weird and eccentric grandmother, i don’t know what i’ll do”

“suck my metaphorical dick. please. i’m horny”

“so i asked him if he wanted to fuck the shrimp, as you do.”

“Square dog!!!”

“i am fish blup blup” (she whispered this)

“Goddamnit, my name isn’t Debra”

[ipromiseiloveyou]

Good afternoon to everyone except, people who leave suki out of the gaang

[graverybones-deactivated2024013]

i hate tauruses the same way i hate cishet white people. sure, some of them are okay, but am i really willing to take that chance?

[graverybones-deactivated2024013]

furthermore, i hate virgos the same way i hate white cis twinks. not all of you are too bad, but when you're bad, you're bad. and let me tell you, i fucking hate you.

[ipromiseiloveyou]

See seee i get tauruses, them bastards are bastardy. But virgos aret that bad. stop with slander gianna.

[graverybones-deactivated2024013]

yes they are

[ipromiseiloveyou]

nope. stop with the slander ms. ma’am

[graverybones-deactivated2024013]

i hate tauruses the same way i hate cishet white people. sure, some of them are okay, but am i really willing to take that chance?

[graverybones-deactivated2024013]

furthermore, i hate virgos the same way i hate white cis twinks. not all of you are too bad, but when you're bad, you're bad. and let me tell you, i fucking hate you.

[ipromiseiloveyou]

See seee i get tauruses, them bastards are bastardy. But virgos aret that bad. stop with slander gianna.

[visually-enjoyable]

[nonespark-blog]

A STREAKER CUT THE ACTUAL CONTESTANT OFF AND BLEW THROUGH IT LIKE HE’S SONIC THE FUCKING HEDGEHOG WHAT THE FUCK

[theequeerstrian]

Bro the fucking way he leapfrogs up those stairs I’m

[that-gay-ass-frog]

Im dyinggg his little poses at the endddd

[leedlethebeedle]

Here’s the whole video with the commentators

[that-gay-ass-frog]

holy fuck

[amberjoinsthegame-deactivated20]

THEY SHOULD OF LET HIM COMPLETE THE COURSE #Justiceforstreakerman

[graverybones-deactivated2024013]

alright, im gonna say it. im gonna say it.

.......gingers are hot.

*screaming in the distance*

[ipromiseiloveyou]

*i don’t care that you broke your elbow

[ipromiseiloveyou]

HEY HEY YOUUUU, HAVE YOU EATEN? HAVE YOU DRANK WATER? HAVE YOU SHOWERED? HAVE YOU GOTTEN OUT IF BED? If you’ve done any of these, I’m proud of you. Now go, run, live your life you sexy whore.

[ryebreadgf]

whore (complimentary)

[ipromiseiloveyou]

Welp. I haven't taken my meds in a lil under a week i have no idea whats going on with my moods. Will I cut my own hair and smash a window or stay in bed for two weeks straight? We’ll see folks.

[ipromiseiloveyou]

I rlly rlly rlly wanna write this horror movie ive been working on but if i do that then im doing things i love and thats not okay bc theyre is a bunch of school to be done and i cant enjoy life when i have work to do. anyways theres this endless cycle and im gonna throw myself out a window.

[ipromiseiloveyou]

i think im gonna fail my first semester of school.

[ipromiseiloveyou]

Me: *hear my parents coming while i’m doing something i shouldn't be doing

My brain: dont panic act natural

Me:

[ipromiseiloveyou]

im sad. and i want a bunny hat. like one of these bad boys:

thatd make me less sad i think

[ipromiseiloveyou]

oii mista? you me dad?