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styofa doing anything
Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
AnasAbdin
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almost home
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
Andulka
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dirt enthusiast
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Today's Document
i don't do bad sauce passes
YOU ARE THE REASON
if i look back, i am lost
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@ireallydonknowwhatimdoing
i like w,hen ......... theres a Big scaresy fantasies beast ok .... and then the big beast has a litter of babies,,,., and the babeis are veryvery small . ok
do u understand ...
YEAAAS!!!!!!!!!!!
i couldn't stop thinking about this addition..
monks are dumb you have an entire monestary full of other guys with shared interests as you but you DON'T fuck them? or. or anyone?
oh shit you met monkfucker georg
They said it couldn't be done: this gay guy is going to bed early
Okay fine it couldn't be done
i dont care if mondays rife,tuesday qednesday full of strife, thursday fuck my baka life, its friday im in sucks
happy thursday fuck my baka life, thank you for this post op i had this stuck in my head for days so i embroidered it
i might attach it to a magnet to go on my fridge lol
The Ocean, Me, MS Paint, 2022
yeah okay ill reblog that
In fucking MS PAINT???
OH MY GOD I FOUND IT I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR AGES
world heritage post
horror movie where the protagonist only has an inhale activated vape as a light source
wanna be a haunted painting when i grow up
hauntedpainting.com/careers
id be so good i looove imbuing a room with an inexplicable energy
okay but the American education system literally didn't tell us how to defend against horse archers
I'm sorry but the comments being full of people confidently proclaiming that a shield wall or a counter-charge would totally work is the most Tumblr thing ever.
I love my council of useless blue haired pronoun eunuchs but you are going to get us murdered by parthian cataphracts.
Sorry crassus.
a good way to inspire yourself to do more is to see yourself as the wacky sitcom B plot character in your friends lives, "wouldnt it be funny to tell the friends in my phone about it." has gotten me to do anything from going to a festival (excelent) to wild camping (it went badly) (coastguard called) to trying to get the train to stonehenge (stonehenge costs money so i ended up just getting lunch in sailsbury, it was okay.) i bought a bicycle today and 20% of my reasoning was "itd be funny to surprise my roommate by coming home with a whole bike." . life is for living. and baby i live for the bit.
Wizards are not naturally immortal, in fact creating their own form of immortality is their graduate thesis.
“I have created a perpetual healing spell.”
“A classic. Congratulations.”
“If my soul leaves my body, this spell will keep it around and lucid enough to magic myself back together.”
“Effective. Next?”
“My spell feeds off the life force of microscopic things! When bacteria die near me, it adds to my total. Wiping down the sink with antibacterial cleaner gives me SUCH a buzz; I think I may have to dial it down a bit.”
“…I would be very curious to see your notes about this spell.”
Breaking News: Wizard Grad Student causes major religious schism by casting drain soul on microorganisms, accidentally proving Animism
“I tied my body’s physical shape to my self-image. As long as I feel young, I won’t age.”
“I see it also gave you… ah…”
“Massive dobonhonkeroos?”
“I was trying to find a more diplomatic way to bring it up.”
“An unexpected side effect, but not an unwelcome one.”
“Shall I assume it’s she/her from here on out, then?”
“Oh yes.”
“I was trying to
find a more diplomatic
way to bring it up.”
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
if I meet u at a party I will often hand you my phone and say something like "this is a list of names for girls. please read through and then add one." the list is special because you can only add to it in person; I won't add something that you tell me about over text. however, I think it's okay for me to share it here. without further ado, I present: girl names (names for girls)
when i remember that no amount of waiting will make me brave and no amount of fear will keep me safe
[ID: simple art of a person on their knees, with balled fists, crying and yelling towards the sky. end ID]
Not only did my fried rice panel take off in a way I wasn't expecting but my POST about the fried rice panel also took off in a way I wasn't expecting please let me rest
The face of someone who has already experienced 3 overblots
