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Dragons are either fetishized to no end and subjects to the horniest posts ever thirsting over our cool shaped dicks, or people want to murder us for some imaginary inherent evil or because they have exactly one exemple of a dragon destroying the village of a friend of a friend of a friend they vaguely know, and then they create legends and launch campaigns to demonize us

Therefore dragons are TMA

andhumanslovedstories

Medication is so annoying. I don’t want to get up so I can take more ibuprofen because the cramps are starting up. I want to take 100 pills of Tylenol and 100 pills of Motrin at the beginning of any given cycle and then be good for like three months. Or one month! Or one week! It doesn’t have to be an efficient usage of the medication if it means I don’t have to think about it at all for a bit. That would be nice. But unfortunately this kills you. Yet another example of how the science engages in a constant conspiracy to make you get up out of bed just when the nap was getting good.

andhumanslovedstories

Absolutely sick and tired of this mammal bullshit. Give me a sunbeam and one enormous pile of all my necessary medication in the form of a fully intact pig that I slowly digest over the course of a week

irisbrimstone

This is what my scalie ass has been saying since 2022

larval-tear

i want to believe in something more

missadelinetittykitty

reblog to make prev's breasts swell up and start leaking milk into their clothes

the-haiku-bot

reblog to make prev’s

breasts swell up and start leaking

milk into their clothes

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

transfagrified-in-the-void

Here is a free pdf of the players handbook

Here is a free pdf of xanathars guide to everything

Here is a free pdf to monsters manual

Here is a free pdf to tashas cauldron of everything

Here is a free pdf to dungeon master’s guide

Here is a free pdf to volo’s guide to monsters

Here is a free pdf of mordenkainen’s tomb of foes

For all your dnd purposes

clazberryk

This will always be reblogged whenever I see it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUw_ycDURmI

Video i made!

#hydra #seal #3d #lowpoly #fight

you're telling me a simp fried this rice?

#Simp #Fried #Rice #Trans

#kobold #3d

#porygon #backflip #fuck ai #trans pride #Youtube

fiercestpurpose

Today’s horoscope!

Aries: What happens today is more likely to depend on the events of yesterday and your actions today than on the position of the stars at your birth.

Taurus: What happens today is more likely to depend on the events of yesterday and your actions today than on the position of the stars at your birth.

Gemini: What happens today is more likely to depend on the events of yesterday and your actions today than on the position of the stars at your birth.

Cancer: What happens today is more likely to depend on the events of yesterday and your actions today than on the position of the stars at your birth.

Leo: Sorry, mate, you’re fucked.

Virgo: What happens today is more likely to depend on the events of yesterday and your actions today than on the position of the stars at your birth.

Libra: What happens today is more likely to depend on the events of yesterday and your actions today than on the position of the stars at your birth.

Scorpio: What happens today is more likely to depend on the events of yesterday and your actions today than on the position of the stars at your birth.

Sagittarius: What happens today is more likely to depend on the events of yesterday and your actions today than on the position of the stars at your birth.

Capricorn: What happens today is more likely to depend on the events of yesterday and your actions today than on the position of the stars at your birth.

Aquarius: What happens today is more likely to depend on the events of yesterday and your actions today than on the position of the stars at your birth.

Pisces: What happens today is more likely to depend on the events of yesterday and your actions today than on the position of the stars at your birth.

the-silly-words-on-your-screen

if this gets 1000 notes ill treat y'all to the most nonsensical incoherent sentence my brain has ever conceived

oceaniddoesstuff

@walmart-the-official Wallace my beloved help me reblog beam the shit out of this, i must find out

blueribbs

girls girls girls girls girls girls girls girls girls

Gaslight Gatekeep Girlcum

#gaslight #gatekeep #GIRLCUM

house partner: you can differentiate if someone in star wars is good or evil based on if they have a british accent me: you can do that in real life too