a little less confused

My name is Chimi! I'm ace. 21. she/her/bro/Alpha Currently in a relationship with Fandomscum. We are the Alpha Pair. I cosplay, and I obsess over marvel. I dabble in many fandoms including Harry Potter, supernatural and teen wolf among other things.

[zxy227-deactivated20230727]

Before you say "look at that asshole wearing sunglasses inside" consider:

•They have an eye deformation they do not wish to show

•They have snow vision and literally cannot see in bright light conditions

•They are blind or partially blind

•They get migraines and could throw up or pass out from the fluorescent lights

•Don’t be an asshole

[autisticarchive-deactivated2019]

· That they have sensory processing issues that makes bright lights uncomfortable or painful and therefor could make them unable to focus and function.

[theconcealedweapon]

They don’t want to be judged by their eye contact or facial expressions.

They just like wearing sunglasses inside. It’s none of your business why.

[iron-chimichangas]

Or they help me keep track of the visions in my eyes

[chewbacca]

Matilda (1996), dir. Danny DeVito

[ginger-vevo]

hold up Danny DeVito directed the most influential film of my childhood?

[revenant666]

Not only directed it but starred in it, took care of Mara Wilson (Matilda) while her mother was in hospital with cancer and even managed to get an advanced copy of the movie for her to watch before she succumbed to her illness. The man is a treasure.

[randomslasher]

The best story I’ve heard about the production of Matilda was: 

The scene where Matilda was dancing around her living room making things fly around to the song “Little Bitty Pretty One” was very nerve-wracking for Mara. She told Danny that she was anxious to do the scene, and he said, “You know why? Because you’re the only one dancing! We just have to have everyone else dance too! Then it won’t be scary!” 

So everyone–the crew, the rest of the cast, the people at the craft services table, everyone–danced along with the song, at Danny’s insistence. Apparently the only one who wasn’t doing the full on dance was the camera man, who just did a foot shuffle so the camera wouldn’t jiggle. 

If that’s not the sweetest thing ever I don’t know what is. 

[cheaphalloweencostume]

not to get too deep on main but did anyone else have such deeply rooted issues with their self worth for so long that they thought as a kid/teen that their only redeeming feature was being “low maintenance” and now as an adult you give yourself guilt pangs asking for any more than the barest minimum in virtually any relationship because asking for things might negate your only good quality which is just “doesn’t ask for things”

[gin-juice-tonic]

[lankybrunettepartdeux]

#i like to think that one day he was drawing glasses on superman’s picture in the paper #and that’s how he found out

[kingwizardandthelizardgizza-blog]

Douglas Adams is the best when it comes to describe characters

[quasarkisses]

they need to teach classes on Douglas Adams analogies okay

“He leant tensely against the corridor wall and frowned like a man trying to unbend a corkscrew by telekinesis.”

“Stones, then rocks, then boulders which pranced past him like clumsy puppies, only much, much bigger, much, much harder and heavier, and almost infinitely more likely to kill you if they fell on you.”

“He gazed keenly into the distance and looked as if he would quite like the wind to blow his hair back dramatically at that point, but the wind was busy fooling around with some leaves a little way off.”

“It looked only partly like a spaceship with guidance fins, rocket engines and escape hatches and so on, and a great deal like a small upended Italian bistro.”

“If it was an emotion, it was a totally emotionless one. It was hatred, implacable hatred. It was cold, not like ice is cold, but like a wall is cold. It was impersonal, not as a randomly flung fist in a crowd is impersonal, but like a computer-issued parking summons is impersonal. And it was deadly - again, not like a bullet or a knife is deadly, but like a brick wall across a motorway is deadly.”

[nudityandnerdery]

And, of course: “The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don’t.”

[assassinregrets]

the one that will always stay with me is “Arthur Dent was grappling with his consciousness the way one grapples with a lost bar of soap in the bath,” i feel like that was the first time i really understood what you could do with words.

[marsdaydream]

I will reblog this every time I see it because these are some of my favorite sentences in the English language.

[yourplayersaidwhat]

Speaking in Code

Rouge: I want to speak in code.

DM: Okay. Roll to see if you are understood.

Rouge: Nat 20.

DM: What would you like to say?

Rouge: Ass. Ass. Ass. Assass. Ass… etc.

[iron-chimichangas]

@fandomscum

[everythingfox]

Sound on for optimal experience

Juniper the Fox

[cheese24k]

[shaydee604-blog-deactivated2019]

This is what happens when white guys listen to Indian music

[alskgirl]

holy shit

[punch-a-your-buns]

whenever I’m feeling sad I just watch this video.

[prozacmorning]

I was not expecting that level of choreography or that they would actually know the words.  This is awesome.

[hailingfrequencies]

was not expecting that handstand jfc

[annoyedmccoy-deactivated2016120]

im crying actual tears this is sheer beauty

especially because bc im indian and indian people dance like this as well

they truly captured the essence of our culture im laughing so hard

[annoyedmccoy-deactivated2016120]

I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE TUMBLR KNEW THAT THERE IS A PART 2

[jurassicbarnes-archives]

as an Indian who appreciates this kind of promotion of Daler Mehndi’s “tunak tunak tun”, i have to reblog this

[thescribblescribe]

@iron-chimichangas

[mud-ghost-deactivated20210430]

au where uncle aaron doesnt die but he has still just found out his favorite nephew is spiderman so now hes just kinda like :/ damn i guess i gotta be a superhero now

its like batman and robin if batman were the sidekick. hes just sort of following miles around dragging his scrawny little butt out of tight spots and yelling encouragement. 

[professorsparklepants]

Spiderman pulls his phone out during the middle of a fight and is like “Things aren’t going very well, can you come pick me up?” and less than ten minutes later the Prowler crashes his motorcycle into the Green Goblin’s face.

[ittybittytatertot]

I’ve never thought of “my 13yo nephew went and became a superhero so I guess I’m helping him out now” as a villain redemption arc before but now it’s everything I need in life.

[heterophobemarvelremade]

so i was reading the detective pikachu trivia page and

[iron-chimichangas]

@fandomscum

[twolazytwolie-deactivated201809]

It will be my mission in life to find all the Chris Evans laugh edits and apprehend the crafty son of a bitch that keeps making them. 

[twolazytwolie-deactivated201809]

[twolazytwolie-deactivated201809]

[nochillsteve-archived-deactivat]

This is priceless 😂

[speakbeastypodcast]

Don’t worry Eddie: we think we would have that exact same reaction to meeting Jo! 😍

[iron-chimichangas]

@fandomscum

[glumshoe]

Raccoons are the worst. You expect them to go through your stuff and steal your food while you’re camping, but they don’t stop there - half the time, they’ll be curious enough to come over and touch you. They prod your sleeping body with their horrible little people hands, run their claws through your hair, hold your fingers with their own. I’ve never been aggressively menaced by one, but they’ve slapped my ass through hammock fabric on multiple occasions and stroked my face or hands on others. I’ve played tug-of-war with large raccoons through my window when they grabbed the string to the yarn-and-cup telephone I’d set up with my neighbor.

[padlocked-quintus]

I AM SO GLAD THAT I’M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO HATES THEIR PEOPLE HANDS.

My first year at camp, our tent was infiltrated by at least six raccoons. They made scratching, shuffling noises as they crawled in from all sides. Somehow they were strong enough to shove our trunks across the ground, and started undoing zippers with horror-film slowness. How they didn’t wake anyone else up, I will never know. The shuffling noises suddenly stopped. They chittered to each other, and the sound was much closer than I had expected. Then I felt hands. Tiny fucking human hands touching my arms, not quite digging in with claws, and I whimpered and tried not to scream. This went on all night long.

I fucking hate raccoons.

[glumshoe]

They come into the cabins at camp every night. I’ve never had one touch any of my campers, but that’s only because I sleep with my hand curled around the handle of a broomstick and have trained myself to recognize their snuffling and scrabbling. I have leapt out of a bunk to sweep them forcefully out of the cabin in the dead of night, to sleepy tween boys whispering “Wow… you’re like a superhero…”

[bogleech]

What if I want little hair goblins to sneak in at night and gently touch my face with their weird tiny fingers

[glumshoe]

then boy do I have the place for you

[sparkycanteven]

I’m sorry I’m over here laughing my ass off because someone got their ass slapped by a raccoon… oh please karma be kind, it’s just so ridiculous sounding but I know every word of it is true. XDDD

[glumshoe]

There’s nothing more disconcerting than almost drifting off in the coziness of your hammock, only for a wee little hand to pat-pat-pat right on your ass through the fabric.

[taraknowlshasmoved-deactivated2]

is there ever that one celebrity that no matter what mood youre in, if you feel like crap you just see a picture of them and you just smile and think “thank you for existing” because they have made your day brighter even if you don’t really know them 

[carolrance]

the correct answer is:

[pilgrimkitty]

This is the correct answer. Did you know that when she finds out a studio has asked an actress to lose weight she contacts them and yells at them?

[azriona]

I did not know that, but I do remember an interview where she said she keeps her Oscar in her downstairs loo, because that’s the one her guests use, so they can just go use the loo and don’t have to ask if they can hold her Oscar. Plus then they’ve got the mirror so they can practice their acceptance speeches.

[doll-frakking-house]

This woman is a Gift

[roselupus-deactivated20200702]

CORRECT

[snarkylittlespeedster]

Emma Thompson is what I want to be if I ever become famous

[im-thekeeper]

Dr. Leonard brutally rips clothes to give a shot McCoy

[theanishimori]

There may come a day when I do not reblog this gifset… Today is not that day.

[plogeek]

Fun fact, the original series uniforms weren’t just t-shirts (despite how they might look) they were made out of velour and had zippers along the shoulders. This isn’t bones ripping Kirk’s shirt. This is de accidentally destroying props/wardrobe but continuing to go through the scene like it was supposed to happen.

[revelation19]

What do angels actually look like per the bible?

Well, according to Ezekiel 1 they might look something like this…

According to Daniel 10 something like this…

According to Isaiah 6…

In Ezekiel 10… 

Again in Ezekiel 10…

Basically, when the people writing Scripture tried to describe what they saw when they saw an angel… they run into the end of their imagination… they can never quite seem to fully explain it because they had trouble even comprehending what they saw, let alone being able to describe it to someone else. 

[musiqchild007]

[revelation19]

Yeah, that’s usually how people responded to seeing them in the Bible…

[the-unreadable-jimanjikles]

There’s a good reason why angels’ standard greeting is ‘Do not be afraid’.

[mckitterick]

…more evidence of prior alien visitations.

[iron-chimichangas]

@fandomscum

[just-shower-thoughts]

Anyone else ever wonder if Scar wasn’t really that bad of a guy but just couldn’t resist a cat’s natural desire to push things off the edge.