professional dilf inspector

ill tell you whether or not someone qualifies as a dilf. call me dilfy. any pronouns but he/him is chill

[is-he-a-dilf]

i am dilfy. i certify dilfs.

on what metric?

whether or not i think they're a dilf

expect gayassery and inconsistent opinions

also monsterfuckery I'm sorry

this is a sideblog !!

you are safe to be obsessed with men here 🩵

[is-he-a-dilf]

friendly reminder that this blog got flagged after I changed my pronouns from he/him to she/her for April fools

[corduroyghost]

FALIN FOUR AND DUNGEON MEAL??

[osvaldvvanstein]

[amygdalae]

Why does basil smell so fucking amazing

[amygdalae]

Good points. Wait what was that first thing

[ahdor]

[alexmey-does-an-arts]

mm fulled of eggs

[alexmey-does-an-arts]

wait fuck NOT A FETISH POST NOT A FETISH POST NOT A FETISH POST. HARBOILED EGG ARE HARD BOPILED CHICKEN EGGS . CHIECKEN EGGS I ATE THEM NOT !! PEGNANT

[koscheiisms]

[thundergrace]

Oh my God! 😭 You dropped this queen 👑

[thundergrace]

To think I thought I knew what ethereal beauty was before now. Laughable.

[lymeandcoconut]

she’s so beautiful i had to include a few more photos

[happibeans]

Her instagram is @queennyakimofficial !

Support Black Women!!! Support Black Womens Art!!! Support Dark Skinned Black Women!!! Support Dark Skinned Black Womens Art!!!

🖤🤎🖤🤎🖤🤎🖤🤎🖤🤎🖤🤎🖤🤎🖤

[thesaltofcarthage]

I’ve reblogged her before, but really, you can’t have too many dark-skinned Black queens on your dash. 

[is-he-a-dilf]

my habit of fast reblogging is catching up to me which means I'll end up doing more accidental reblogs here because something changed and now my main blog is sometimes in the same place as this fantastic sideblog in the weird fast reblog bubble menu

[sacred-portal]

[madderhatter]

[soundtestmenu]

[flowerbleedme]

Effeminate dentist: You need to brush more on your gums-- hold on why am I "effeminate?" What? I'm literally just a normal dentist. A masculine one, even.

Me: (struggling to speak through the dentist's fingers) youw weren't shupposhed to shee that

[ponchusjbonchus]

[gaymolegaming]

Reblog if you stand against order, civilization, and goodness itself

[dopaminerjic]

[is-he-a-dilf]

I swear I'm fast reblogging too fast bc all my reblogs are NOT supposed to be on this blog

[genderyomi-deactivated20240903]

guy who doesn't take T and instead masculinizes himself through meditation

[genderyomi-deactivated20240903]

[memories]

I heard @is-he-a-dilf wrote an eight verse song about #wtf ?????

[dirac-equation]

did he

[is-he-a-dilf]

no but I wrote a 3 verse song about how much I love men. then I deleted it because I was embarrassed.

[is-he-a-dilf]

DILF INSPECTOR IS BACK

[our-transmasculine-experience]

do u have any tips on how to make voice lower? my voice is kinda high and i wanna change it. i only feel euphoric with my voice when i get sick lol

here’s a voice masculinization video that i really recommend!

best of luck anon!

[is-he-a-dilf]

where the fuck did my icon go

[is-he-a-dilf]

no matter how many times I change it back it won't go

[is-he-a-dilf]

it was my April fools attempt at posting milfs huh (I failed because my entire audience is attracted to mostly men)