Confident, Relaxed, Little Bit Randy

30s - NB he/she

[beardedmrbean]

[unfriendlymoth]

[dualcasterjay]

however small you may think this dog could be, it is sooo much smaller

[teaandtoastandthyme]

that is a spice-organizer-being-used-a-staircase level of small

[girlpurplelily]

ive noticed u made the common mistake of stoppijg petting me so i will whine and paw ur paw until u realize this mistake its ok its a common mistake here let me lay on u to makr it easier

[aquariumcovers]

Death Cab For Cutie - Narrow Stairs / Boesemani Rainbowfish (Melanotaenia boesemani Red)

[life-on-our-planet]

The fisher is a large member of the mustelid family and the only extant member of the genus Pekania. ©BIORecord23

[dknightlight]

Posting this iconic piece of media that I just NEVER found online isolated except in an archived reddit thread

[snailkites]

Decembird Day 16: Front View

White-throated Sparrow (Zonotrichia albicollis)

TIME FOR YELL

[lickingandsuckingchristmascoins]

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[roseunspindle]

A world where you have a special animal soul companion, you get them at like...age five. Your parents take you for the ceremony. Since they are super magical they can change size so...larger sized animals can shrink so no one has to figure out how to like in an apartment with like...an elephant.

Find out your companion here *jazz hands*

Do you love them? Do you hate them?

How would your parents react to your new bestie?

[doginprogress]

hewwo?????

[freegiftjones]

one time i was making potato soup and i needed broth for it but i was out of broth. but in my dog food cabinet there was a carton of chicken broth that i had bought for my dog. now the box did say HUMAN GRADE and the ingredients were just bog standard chicken broth. it did say something about joint health for dogs on there. but the ingredients were normal. i even compared the ingredients list to some normal person broth and they were the same. so i did put dog broth in that soup and it did taste completely normal. but i did use the dog broth.

[chicknparm]

[iamaine]

i've praised americans before for their sensible mental categorisation of 'lemonade', how it doesn't include sprite and how we are being very stupid for calling sprite and sprite-like things 'lemonade' when those two things should absolutely not be thought of as belonging to the same group.

for balance's sake i will now scorn the americans: 'red liquorice' is not a thing. 'oh i don't like black liquorice i only like red liquorice' is an insane statement, you're following up one thing with a complete non-sequitur that only makes sense because of a gerrymandered category boundary.

we call them strawberry laces here, or usually just whatever their brand name is. 'red liquorice' contains no liquorice and should not be thought of as belonging to the same category as liquorice, or 'black liquorice'

[lizluzz]

normal family entertainment show

[pinkantihistamine]

Happy Pride to whatever the hell was happening at Fort Spencer in the 1800s

[clytemnestraaa]

sometimes i find a fic that could be so good if the author would just like use spellcheck and grammar check one single time and standardize their spelling and every time this happens i feel like i’m a time traveller finding the best basketball player that has ever lived but they are an 8 year old child in mesopotamia. please come with me. please. i can show you the way. you can change the world if you let me show you the way….

[eri-katsuragi]

Or worse yet, very infrequent paragraph breaks, no seperate lines for dialogue and no capitalisation, making it impossible to read comfortably. PLEASE put it on Rich Text first before pasting everything from your doc into your draft

[nonlynear]

if you are my mutual i need you to be on some bullshit i dont understand

[chromaticabrasions]

do you guys promise you will keep blogging with me about vampires forever ?

[wizardarchetypes]

i would but sadly i'm a human with a mortal life. if only there were a way for me to stay by your side, blogging forever...............

[chromaticabrasions]

haha yeah that’d be cool……. unrelated but can you come a little closer with your neck exposed

[wizardarchetypes]

okay <3

yay <3