Your resident procrastinator

✨non-binary ~ aro/ace ~ adhd shitshow✨ I’m just here to waste time, avoid work, and read/repost the shit out of my blorbos. I AM OBSESSED

[is-this-even-relatable]

Hi 👋

Ask me anything! And find me on AO3 under the same name!

I write fanfics sometimes, and share prompts and ideas sometimes. All of my writing is tagged with “is-this-even-relatable writes” and prompts are tagged with “is-this-even-relatable prompt”. Some are also linked below, I’m meaning to fix that up, it’s not very updated. Sometimes I do art, which is tagged with “is-this-even-relatable art”.

MY FAVORITE BLORBOS:

Ryland Grace, teacher first, scientist second; the savior of two worlds

Daniel James Fenton-Phantom, high king of the ghost zone, teenage eldritch extraordinaire

Motherfucking MURDERBOT, the GREATEST sentient construct this side of media consumption

Odysseus (Epic! The Musical), the man, the myth, the monster

Time (Linked Universe), of wisdom and growing too fast

Jason Todd-Wayne, angsty zombie bitch

Viktor (Arcane), he deserves the world. But not literally, put down the world Viktor, VIKTOR—

Michael, the Distortion, the spiral himself, bane of TMA

My Ideas (Masterlist)

AO3:

Boy-King (one-shot)

The (Infinite) King of Side-Quests and Paperwork (multi-chapter, ongoing)

Danny Phantom:

dual obsessions AU (A Rising Phantom)

spaceAUDanny

DP X DC:

Ready or Not!

infinite shopkeeper AU

clockwork's apprentice AU (Misfortune Teller)

where am I? youtuber AU

Phantom Thief

[puppyrex8]

Summarized most of the different Rocky fanart styles

He varies intensely but he’s still the same ol Eridian!!

(8/9 of me posting most of my PHM art at once)

[weredragon-broodmother]

girls is bugs

[epicsause-official]

it really is kafkaesque

[themirokai]

Hey here is your friendly reminder to not tell your nice boss stuff.

I’m at the executive management level for my very small company and I have 4 people who report directly to me. I am a nice boss. I’m friendly with my employees, I treat them like professional adults, I actively try to create a positive work environment, and I mentor them and make sure they’re advancing in their careers. I do my best to shield them from the rest of management doing stupid shit. My employees like working for me.

The other day one of my employees came to ask if she could change her hours on Mondays. I said yes immediately because it’s helpful for me to know when she’s here and when she’s not, but as long as she gets her work done I don’t care when and where she does it. She then proceeded to tell me that it was so she could attend therapy and like … I will never use this information but … as a general rule don’t fucking do that.

Do not tell your employer shit about your mental or physical health except for the bare minimum needed to request a reasonable accommodation. Even your nice boss can fire you, even your nice boss can unfairly change your working conditions, and even your nice boss at some point is probably going to face pressure from their superiors.

I’m not saying don’t trust your boss with anything ever. I’m just saying that anytime you are in the workplace you need to keep your private information private. You can still have a good relationship with your boss. Your workplace can still be pleasant. But if it ever feels like disclosing private information is required in order to have a good relationship with your boss, please see that as a red flag.

[themirokai]

This post got a like out of nowhere and I only vaguely remember writing it and I’m not entirely sure which of my employees inspired it, but it still holds.

[dazeylily]

reminder that you cannot call people or things "retarded" around me. we will have a conversation where I explain that I can still tell you the names of 62 people for which I was legally responsible. I will tell you that I loved them

and you will feel like you were being an asshole and wonder why you don't just stop saying it altogether. me too.

[dazeylily]

if we're friends, you can call me a faggot. there can be a lot of tenderness in that. I got beat up and bullied and just generally treated like a detestable freak by people who called me that word while they did it. hearing it spoken by a loved voice, with clear affection, can be beautiful. it can feel like understanding, forgiveness, absolution, permission, and a thousand other wonderful things. it can be beautiful.

I got called retarded too, but we don't share any special insight into that. it's just a word to us. pick a different one.

[dazeylily]

a lady with a developmental disability once explained to me that she'd overheard some kids calling each other retarded in the mall we'd visited earlier that day. searching for something to say that might comfort her, I explained that they don't know anything about people like her and so they weren't really talking about her, just being ignorant.

she got angry and said "then they need to pick a different word". and so you need to pick a different word.

don't think this is exclusive to public spaces like the mall or the park or whatever either. she has a tablet and access to the internet, just the same as you do. she can read, write, and make her own decisions. she has a husband.

you don't know anything about her, you need to stop talking about her. pick a different word.

[doyoulovethewayzeylily]

I'm glad this one is still going around.

[abimee]

I hate the trope of "I refuse to hit women!! [Gets decked]" cause it's boring but I do like the trope of someone in an RPG going "hey I don't wanna hit a kid that's kinda fucked up" and the kid just obliterates them

[abimee]

"i refuse to hit a woman!" = Sexist, overdone, does nothing to actually empower the woman or make the guy seem nice

"I refuse to hit a kid" = valid, even funnier when the kid whips absolutely ass in one go

[inotrope]

Avatar: doing it right yet again

[notaplaceofhonour]

Ryan Gosling’s career has just been one long quest to climb the Warner Bros water tower

[notaplaceofhonour]

that man has been trying to climb this tower since he was 16. he has asked multiple times, and every time they said no, but now he’s famous enough & variety was able to convince them to do a shoot on the tower. it all led here. it was all for this.

[notaplaceofhonour]

I’m obsessed with the implication that this was a coming-of-age ritual where a boy becomes a man, like a bar mitzvah

[nikoisme]

scar studies

[teathattast]

[m16s-m1911s-and-power]

This is so fucking powerful.

[cholvoq]

weight of the world.

[pineappical]

cuteness aggression

[cloudabserk]

everyone has to be nice to him

[anistarrose]

if you are a parent, or may become one, or you are otherwise likely to arrive in the situation of caring for a child while they eat, promise me this: if a child doesn't like a certain food or food group, you will ask them WHY. and specifically, you will pay attention to either confirming or ruling out "it makes my mouth itch" or "it makes my stomach hurt," both of which are medically important info that children may not provide unprompted. which i know because this PSA has been brought to you by "i spent my entire childhood and much of my early teens eating peas and lentils while wondering why everyone else liked the Violently Itchy Mouth Sensation so much, like were they a bunch of legume masochists or something, before i finally realized that Violently Itchy Mouth Sensation was in fact a sinister demon appearing only to me, and her true demonic name was: Legume Allergy"

[liberalsarecool]

The bubble is nigh.

[sec0nd-breakfast]

"A Moment", duo paintings by yours truly

[wirenettle]

I see your bloodymary and i raise you: The Hail Mary Diaries

[dragongirlteeth]

Dragongirl kidnaps a maid instead of a princess by mistake; comes back to her lair after a hunt to find the coins and gems in her hoard have been organized into neat piles sorted by type, value, and kingdom of origin.

[anormaladn]

Her princess is a little special but she'll keep her around.

[dragongirlteeth]

WHUH??? THIS IS SO CUTE???

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Howl’s Moving Castle: MonsterFucker Edition