I Steal Wallets Not Hearts

Absolute disaster. Actually three raccoons and a single cat in a trench coat masquerading as a gentleman thief

[mutant-distraction]

📷 Frans Mäyrä

Mink caught a bass. (Pirkkantha, January 18, 2026. )

[jackalopescruff]

i really love that these are the only 2 replies before they got turned off

[aqueerkettleofish]

For those who have missed it, a tourist in Hawaii decided it would be fun to chuck a rock (a BIG rock) at a monk seal. He missed, but he was captured on video, and when told it was illegal to interfere with them, said "I'm rich, I can pay the fine."

Is the best part that he got doxxed? No.

Is the best part that he got tracked down by a local and beaten? No.

Arrested on state at federal charges, looking at up to 5 years and 50K? Nope.

The best part is the local city council's reaction.

And the best part of that is the look on the attorney's face.

[ralfmaximus]

More of this please, everywhere.

After the incident, another video went viral showing what appeared to be that man getting a beating. The Maui Police Department said they had no record of any reports of disorderly conduct or assault related to the monk seal incident.

Even the local police are being cool about this.

[runby2]

[passioninblue]

no

[kadethecat]

[runby2]

Just so you all know, my tumblr glitched egregiously so now every time someone reblogs this from me, tumblr takes me off of my dashboard or search results and forces me to see this post again

[runby2]

WHY DID SOMEONE ADD AN INCINERATOR ????

[runby2]

I STILL HAVE TO SEE THIS BTW. ITS BEEN YEARS.

[ishikawa-lupin]

I need a good way to express volatile emotions because like Hell I'm gonna be some loser who post how bad everything is as a desperate cry for help, but that said if I journal those instead it's gonna be One Action away from being a manifesto

[bakersfield-row]

[wheredidalltheusersgo]

[shaddy-bee]

[seymourworld]

i hate when theres an actual good post on sex positivity and then someone has to bring up how wrong "antis" are. like in the context of proshipping. can you be serious. this isnt shipping discourse we're not talking about your ao3 fanfic stupid ass

[seymourworld]

like im not going to pretend some people who willingly associate w the label "anti" in this context Are often sex negative, pro censorship, whatever. but when we're talking about statewide porn bans that are being leveraged to ban pretty much whatever even looks like it might allude to a trans person existing somewhere, the last thing i want to hear about is how its actually the fault of people on the side of shipping discourse that you dont like

[spinningabout]

Spinning right from the bunny. He was off course naturally shedding, and was perfectly content to let me take the fiber from him.

[dragongoddessoffate]

Can’t let that hide in the comments

[napstachill]

my cat Sonic growing up but its how i remember it

[bedupolker]

Guilty pleasure (silly campy self-indulgent fun) vs guilty pleasure (the people caNNOT find out about this)

[goulloynes]

someone give denji a break

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

when i go on hrt i want a tattoo to commemorate it. any ideas

[pjackk]

[thememedaddy]

[rouge-the-bat]

religious imagery is best when its used for gothic, vampiric, horror, or kinky shit

[cat-source]

[oneheadtoanother]

[miiilowo]

"I think I hauve covid" is sort of the modern man's anime nosebleed