Takenanap

I'm just trying my best.

[isimpforbrokenmen]

Sam!!!! My baby drawn.

[pipshinwhatever]

Lactose: e-excuse me...

Stomach: hey, what do we have here? Some goddamned lactose!

Small intestine: we don't like lactose here, ya know? You're gatecrashing a very private party!

Large intestine: (pushes him, making him stumble) there's two ways you can leave here... The easy way, or the hard way. What's it gonna be?

Lactose: but I...

Lactase: (deep voice) step back, everyone. (walks up and puts his arm around lactose's shoulders) he's with *me*

Large intestine: lactase?!

Small intestine: b-but you're both...

Lactase: I *said* he's with me. You got a problem with that?

Stomach: (finishes sizing him up) right. Course not. It's cool, lactose. Just don't cause any *problems*, you hear?

Lactose: I-I w-

Lactase: you don't have to answer that, babe. Just keep walking

[pipshinwhatever]

nobody fucking appreciates me

[phrenic-a]

I appreciate the fact that later in the evening, lactase is gonna grab the entire length of lactose’s structure with its active site and then break lactose in half.

[naamahdarling]

Oh come on, like little milk sugar boy doesn't love getting his back blown out from time to time.

[a-teacup-of-golden-cracks]

This too is yuri

[isimpforbrokenmen]

As a lactose tolerant person I find this fucking hilarious. 

[isimpforbrokenmen]

Happy birthday to the one and only mark e plier.

[kyri45]

Guards! Put the blond man in spandex in situations!

Ahah you thought it was gonna be a silly introduction? Well me and @sam-i-am-27 have been coocking some more loree. (PREV)

[dogpuppy]

[musashi]

Hey can you guys reblog Cheeseburger so he can take a sunbeam nap on lots of blogs. No other reason I just want you guys to see him.

[musashi]

So, Cheeseburger died on November 21st after an unfairly short battle with an unfairly rare cancer that is rarely seen in cats. I only got to spend a month with him after his diagnosis, and losing him has been the greatest heartbreak of my entire life so far. He was my best friend and my soul cat, and he was there for me when I was completely alone, for twelve long years.

I made this transparent PNG the night he died in preparation for one of the many ways I was going to memorialize him--a surface rug in his likeness that I planned on laying directly in the line of his favourite sunbeam. And I uploaded that PNG here, because this is the website where people post their cats.

I was not expecting the reception I got. Many people have pointed out that this post has more reblogs than likes, and how insane that is in 2025 when reblog culture is at an all time low. I didn't even talk about the fact that Burger passed away in the original post, it wasn't a tearjerker reblog bait or anything like that. People just loved Burger that much, in the same way I fell in love with him at first sight. He was such an ugly kitten.

Anyways, it's really special to me that so many people have reblogged my best friend. I made this PNG to memorialize him in a completely different way, and you all wound up doing just that in ways I never even imagined.

Thank you. Wherever he is, I know the sun is shining.

[roundtriptojupiter]

ironbutcher fans!!

interest check!! would anybody be interested in an ironbutcher week for pride month?

choose

yes, and i would participate

yes, and i would support the creations

nah, not interested in ironbutcher

Voting ended onJun 4

[amerlcanapparel-deactivated2020]

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

[straighthater]

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

[timelordpillbug]

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

[hikingnerd]

When Russia sends you nudes

[dr-thackery]

[dismantlerepaired]

[ilovepretzelrods]

[thegingerbalrog]

[onwardwall]

[miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon]

#what the fuck happened here

[her-eyes-dared-me-with-danger]

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

[kyloschuyler]

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

[tree-of-blue-squirrel]

reblog it, because Russia can´t

[maradaisykat]

Thanks Obama 

[my-sisters-eyeball]

Wtf

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

When Russia makes this post illegal

[earthnicity]

I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS

[dovahdez]

I will reblog this every goddamn time I find it on my dash

[a-wondering-thought-deactivated]

I have a piece of tumblr history on my blog now

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: atgctactttaatcaaaaattcaTattattatttgaagtcaacatTaaataattgaATCTgtgattaaacttg

Closest match: Bombyx mori BmN4 cell DNA, chromosome 24, sequence Common name: Domestic Silk Moth

(image source)

[willifolts]

When the domestic silk moth sends you nudes

[scp-threats-is-back]

Domestic silk moth is just being friendly

[yoink-a-doink]

Now the moth is banned in Russia

[fantasylover4538]

…well what the fuck is this

[kingofkaumidy2]

Art.

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

[isimpforbrokenmen]

MARKIPLER KNOWS WERE SHIPPING HIM WITH RYAN GOSLING OMG.

Newest video he mentioned curling up in rylands arms. It’s cannon.

[isimpforbrokenmen]

So I’ve seen project hail Mary recently and I can not stop thinking about it Carl and Grace. They are so perfect for each other. Carl is the stricter one, he’s got a job to do. But he relaxed when Grace came into his life. And Grace, my dear boy Grace opened up immediately and let his funny side out for Carl. Because he trusted Carl. Than all of that trust. Ok maybe not all but most of that trust gets ripped away from Grace when he sees Carl not helping when he’s sedated. And I think carls heart broke a little too… I don’t know any more I’m rambling.

[the-ideal-iplier]

2K Follower Milestone Giveaway!

To celebrate 2 thousand followers here on this blog I’m giving away 2 sets of Darkstache plush bundles!!!

As well 4 Candy Heart Ego Enamel Pin blind boxes with each set :)))

Rules:

- Follow

- Reblog

- Comment below (Or in your reblog) who you’re first going to romance in “The Ideal Iplier!” (Or who’s route you’re most intrigued in 👀)

Giveaway ends next week on April 25th! Good luck to everyone and thank you for the support on this game! More frequent updates coming soon 🫶🏼

[the-ideal-iplier]

1,000 A HEART OF IRON DOWNLOADS GIVEAWAY!!!

We reached 1K downloads in the game in just a little over a day!!! So as a thank you to everyone I’m doing a giveaway on here!!!

Rules:

- Follow this blog

- Reblog this post

Extra Entries

- Follow my Twitch (I am going to stream A Heart of Iron this Tuesday with a guide on how to get all the endings!)

- Reblog with an image of you playing the game! You don’t have to include your face just a picture of your computer is enough!

Link to Twitch

Giveaway ends April 16th!! Two winners will be announced!!

Thank you guys so much for the support on this game AHHHHH!!! It means a ton to me 🥹 Next goal? To get Mark to play this 😉 (Jokes)

[isimpforbrokenmen]

Iv got two very different photoss for this

[the-ideal-iplier]

1,000 A HEART OF IRON DOWNLOADS GIVEAWAY!!!

We reached 1K downloads in the game in just a little over a day!!! So as a thank you to everyone I’m doing a giveaway on here!!!

Rules:

- Follow this blog

- Reblog this post

Extra Entries

- Follow my Twitch (I am going to stream A Heart of Iron this Tuesday with a guide on how to get all the endings!)

- Reblog with an image of you playing the game! You don’t have to include your face just a picture of your computer is enough!

Link to Twitch

Giveaway ends April 16th!! Two winners will be announced!!

Thank you guys so much for the support on this game AHHHHH!!! It means a ton to me 🥹 Next goal? To get Mark to play this 😉 (Jokes)

[isimpforbrokenmen]

beginner art

so I do all of my art in my phone and with my finger. So if it looks odd that’s why. ANYWAY. Iron lung has taking me by force back into mcu. (Markipler cinema universe) and and I guess anti too.

[isimpforbrokenmen]

the spectrum

[isimpforbrokenmen]

so cute

gosh the one scene in iron lung where rob and Wilson where playing cards together. Not thinking about the horrors happening in the outside world.

[isimpforbrokenmen]

ITS BACK

Unintentionally I think mark accidentally brought Septiplier back and I think I’m ok with that.

[roundtriptojupiter]

hey hey hey. don’t give mark credit for all my hard work /silly

[isimpforbrokenmen]

Sorry,sorry, didn’t mean to exclude you. Your series is a god send to the people.