can i get a witness?

he/it

[isolation101]

hi, feel free to call me Yaoi™. this blog is basically a trash can of posts with no organization or purpose whatsoever. also, I've had this blog since i was ~13 so don't scroll too far, you'll get eye cancer.

interests :

plushies, stickers, old cartoons (1920s-2010s), fanfiction, eminem, comic dubs/fandubs, videogames, video essays, horror, deep dives, selfshipping, bright colors, nature documentaries, bracelets, etc.

boundaries : no they/them for me. adults/below 15 can interact but pretty please don't dm me.

fandoms :

Captainn Tsubasa, Casino Cups, Don't Hug Me I'm Scared, Dragon Ball, Five Nights at Freddy's, Dayshift at Freddy's, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (mainly 2012), Sonic, Powerpuff Girls, Animaniacs, Undertale (multiverse), Cookie Run Kingdom, Creepypasta, Gravity Falls, FNaFHS, Wild Kratts, Studio Investigrave games (Married in Red, Deadplate, etc), Hetalia, Countryhumans, Centricide, etc.

@/yaoicorez → @/yaoicortez →@/yaoishady

the death of [fudanshi hernan cortez]

[almondarcade]

when people use “you messed with the wrong fandom” as a threat

[twin-gemiinii]

It’s funnier because we all know there’s only one fandom that does that but if we mention it specifically, they’ll do just that.

[unorthodoxchronicles]

we better keep this like SUPER LOCKED down we don’t know WHO could react to this one, EH? EH?

[neclipsis]

If you’re aiming at SuperWhoLocks, ITS NOT FUNNY.

They’ve arrived

[ackleholics-anonymoose-blog]

Originally posted by dean-winchester-crush

[ruined-by-destiel]

Originally posted by stuffyase

Originally posted by myownobessionthatcannotstop

[almondarcade]

are you people trying to threaten me with gifs of Bendytoots Lizardman and friends

[sweet-hedonist]

Pffff we’re so scared

[high-functioning-fallen-angel]

You should be.

Originally posted by findreactions

[almondarcade]

I Am Unironically Being Threatened With Gif Of Generic White Man With Gun™

[mccoys-killer-queen-deactivated]

You better be thankful that it was just a “Generic White Man With Gun™”

it could’ve been Sam Fucking Winchester

[almondarcade]

Generic White Man 2™: This Time Nakey

[thecrazyalaskan]

[senchromelove]

oh my god it’s 2016 i thought this nightmare was over

[patienc]

This is the worst post on this website

[mentally-unstable-bagel]

This is the best post on this website

[eebie]

[drowsy-corpsegirl]

[thevoid0sphere]

every time i press the three dots to save a post as a draft i get scared im gonna press post instead and then everyone will bully me for my incomplete post like this

[thebunnynurse]

aerodynamics

Also rainbow and GAY gay gay gay 🫵🫵🫵 why so gay gay boy/idk the guinea pigs gender 🫵🫵🫵🫵

[littlestpersimmon]

Free Ornamentation IV. This work is dedicated to the public domain 🐌

[out-of-context-lyrics]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

A meme went around calling Eminem Jorky and it pissed him off so bad he made a song about it called "Jorky Still Porkin'" but that just made it all worse for him.

[xzcollapse-deactivated20260203]

grab yo left nut make yo right one jealous

—Eminem

[brainstreams]

[enthusiasticarsonist]

fuuuuck I'm glowing pink in the night in my room again. fuuuuck

[ariesrin]

I love characters who would die for each other but will not, under any circumstances, communicate a single honest feeling.

[questionable-ftm-passing-advice]

wear a bass pro shops hat

the pyramid....

[cadaverkeys]

genuinely one of my favourite details about Bram Stokers Dracula that isn't really transferred to the pop culture is that vampires have irridescent eyes, they appear brown at a glance, however when light is reflected on them they seem to go red!

[cadaverkeys]

another thing that pop culture latched onto is this idea that you might use a wreath of garlic bulbs to ward off a vampire, however, in the book there is a popular use of garlic blossoms rather than the bulbs. i think these are a lot prettier and way more versatile for stylisation! you could have a garlic flower crown.

[cadaverkeys]

also like the cowboy part can we please stop omitting the fact that there is a real ass cowboy in Bram Stokers Dracula and hes from real ass Texas and he has a fucking gun and he tries to fucking shoot Dracula

[liz-cat-meow-deactivated2020011]

[thebunnynurse]

Pre season 3 Luz is such a bundle of joy jesus 😭😭😭

[draculagerard]

Gen AI is nothing special I can also draw / write badly, help you with math inconsistently, answer you dubiously, and consume amounts of water you would think are physically impossible