Stay Beautiful🩷

I tend to hyperfixate on shows, ships and fandoms. So if you follow me for specific content it may get messy.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[blanketfortarchitect]

[rebloggingistheenemy]

[inviernodel95]

Thank you. I hope everybody thinks this

[bimbinis]

you know a joke that never EVER gets old is when a character says smth like “I will NOT go to [place] and that is FINAL” and then it cuts to them in that place I eat that shit up every single time

[robylovi]

I love it especially when it cuts to them like this:

[favoured-aunty-of-jin-ling]

A close contender for second is “I’m NOT wearing that” followed by a cut to them feeling very bonita

[theunfortunate-author]

my daily affirmation as an author

[dear-julien]

I think you should be able to afford to live on your own and completely independently off minimum wage.

[transcyberism]

I think you should be able to afford to live on your own and completely independently off disability, welfare, unemployment, etc tbh

[abandonedniche]

oh so some people can just listen to a song and understand the lyrics

[abandonedniche]

what if you’re all lying

[abandonedniche]

not even an exaggeration

[mckitterick]

[rip-quizilla]

[blushingxfae]

Me when there's a monday after sunday again:

[thememedaddy]

[70socialite]

Ilya: I could marry Svetlana.

Shane: And I'm in love with Hayden.

Ilya:

Shane: See, now we're both saying stupid shit.

[scaredycatshane]

Imagine, if you will, that you're Shane Hollander. The year is 2016 and you know that you are Down Bad for Ilya Rozanov. There is no escape. You also know you're just another name on his roster. You are suffering in silence, because that is what you do best.

Then, out of nowhere, he invites you to his actual house for the first time in 7 years of whatever the hell you two have going. He makes sure you come over early for the first time. He says it's because you flew in the day before the game. He gives you a tour and fucks you slow and sweet and sappy. He convinces you to stay the night, which you have never done before. This pattern of quick meaningless fucking is broken. He is being way too nice, and something about this gives you hope. Hope that he cares.

You take a little cat nap together in the sun. You wake up and he cooks for you, which he has never ever done. It's starting to sink in. This is a date. He cares about you. He wants you in his life. This is real and requited and you might even be able to have him for more than a couple hours in a hotel room 3 times a year.

Then he looks you in the face and says "Do you like girls?" Hold up, what the fuck?

When you deflect any further questions, he takes the opportunity to begin telling you how much he loves fucking other women, especially one he's known way longer than you.

So you jumped the gun. He doesn't feel the same, clearly. You're another name on a list, which you already knew. You let some dumb hope get the better of you and that's fine. Remember your place, this is all you can get. Take it gracefully.

Then this motherfucker moans your first name (again with the fucking firsts today), and all you can think is how amazing that fucking sounded and how you want to do it right back. You do, and fuck that felt perfect rolling off your tongue. You want to do it over and over and over again.

And then it all comes crashing down. You are another name on his list. He is your everything. You can't fucking do this. It's going to fucking kill you. You have to fucking leave. So you do.

The Tuna Melt Disaster wasn't a Classic Shane Hollander Freak Out. It was Ilya Rozanov's Fumble of the Century.

[ra-ra-rozanov]

Ilya is so lost for Shane immediately it makes my heart HURT like does he know his sweet future husband is autistic? No. But does he know his sweet adorable angry kitten situationship definitely ran to the bathroom after the stunt on stage to have a little angry kitten meltdown? YES and you can see it on his face when he walks into that bathroom like oh kaaaay time to let my beloved let out his feelings in private and remind him everything is fine I'm here ugh he's already besotted

[ispybeautifulpeople]

I've never seen anyone else talk about this so I'm bringing it up. The art that hangs above Ilya's bed is literally the scene of Shane & Ilya driving back to the cottage after talking with his parents and I just want more people to know.

[catchymemes]

[moonlightsonatah]

imagining a time where shane tells ilya that he put on a suit before their first hookup. like, years down the line they’re dressing up for an event and shane looks in the mirror and starts giggling. having flashbacks of fixing his tie just like he’s doing right now. and ilya’s like ??? "what is so funny?" and shane obviously tries to play it off. all “nothing. it’s nothing.” but he has this goofy ass look on his face he can’t quite hide. it’s not until ilya gets all up in his space, hands sliding around his waist, puppy dog eyes coming out in full force, that shane goes “it just reminded me of the first time we got together”. and this really throws ilya through a loop because huh?? and so he has to explain. how he was so nervous and so excited and so full of uncontrolled energy that he put on a full suit and tie before ilya came knocking on his door. how he then had to scramble to take it all off, put it away neatly, and then act like he wasn't just sitting in the dark thinking he had lost his mind. this, obviously, sets ilya off. laughing, tears in his eyes. because this is the love of his life. he's so in love with this goofy ass boy that not only had this ridiculous idea, but that fully went through with it for a minute. he gathers enough composure to hit him with a "so you were reaaally trying to impress me, yes?". safe to say they were late to the event.

[aheartofgold]

OH when Shane says "we just want a future" you HAVE to look at Ilya's face, he gets this tiny smile that goes all the way to his eyes and you KNOW it's the first time he has ever ever heard himself and Shane referred to as "we" and he's losing it

[yearningoverfictionalmen]

via Shades of Rebecca

[mina-logan]

In the words of the wise Hudson Williams:

“Munch much much yum yum yum”