Duck?

Duck? Du-duck ? Duck ! (probabyl) - i'm doing my best, i promise

[princecroutons]

does croutons know how to count to 4

his mind is unburdened by the concept of basically everything

[girlonradio]

[anditookthatpersonally]

@animals-with-fan-art

one of my favourite posts of all time 😌

[defective-duck-detector]

Duck detected

[sitting-on-me-bum]

A red fox snacking on a plum.

FREDERIC DESMETTE / BIOSPHOTO / MINDEN PICTURES

[kleenexwoman]

I have eaten the plums

which you left on the vine to ripen

forgive me

they were perfectly ripe

and I am a fox

[defective-duck-detector]

Duck detected

(on the left)

[butchfagminotaur]

the sims will never not be one of the funniest games on the planet

[hungry-mongoose]

*nibbles post*

[butchfagminotaur]

ah fuck there’s some sort of creature nibbling on my post SHOO SHOO

[defective-duck-detector]

Duck detected

[butchfagminotaur]

hm i don’t think that’s a… hey wait i think your duck detector may be defective or something

[defective-duck-detector]

I'm fairly certain that's a duck. It has feet. Ducks have feet. Therefore it is a duck.

[escuerzoresucitado]

[myfinalmessagefatdudesequalshot]

that is the most beautiful airfryer i have ever seen

[myfinalmessagefatdudesequalshot]

found it! bruno smart air fryer in mint green BZK-KZ02TW-GR

[masklayer]

Theirs a horse in the pingles

[joy-and-whimsy-official]

Joy and whimsy detected! This horse in the pingles is joyful and whimsical!

[defective-duck-detector]

Duck detected

[butchfagminotaur]

the sims will never not be one of the funniest games on the planet

[hungry-mongoose]

*nibbles post*

[butchfagminotaur]

ah fuck there’s some sort of creature nibbling on my post SHOO SHOO

[defective-duck-detector]

Duck detected

[isthereaduck]

What is your favorite kind/breed of duck?

Ruddy Duck.

[quilljoy]

there is a duck in this post!

[defective-duck-detector]

No duck detected

(that is a whale)

[blurredflicker]

finally have something to say when someone asks me, "what's the worst thing that could happen to your computer"

[isthereaduck]

There are no ducks in this post.

[defective-duck-detector]

Ducks detected

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

wishing everyone a very Remembering You Have Good Leftovers In The Fridge

[isthereaduck]

There are no ducks in this post.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

BUT did you check the fridge

[defective-duck-detector]

Ducks detected

[mortimermcmirestinks]

herpetological guide

[defective-duck-detector]

Duck detected

[poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts]

Hi I think I found a bed bug?

Bed: ✓

Buge: ?

Cat: ✓

[tboy-molloy]

Bonus bed bug pictures:

[tboy-molloy]

More Rain updates in case anyone is wondering what she looks like now!

The first one where shes on water is the newest! But my little white baby also has two different colored eyes which is cool

[poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts]

Bed: ✓

Buge: ?

Big: ✓

Cat: ✓

[defective-duck-detector]

Duck detected

[guooey]

Beautiful cow who is mooing at you

[forger343]

@videogamecows

[bovineblogger]

COWPOST RATING: INCORRECT

that is not one of those

[defective-duck-detector]

This is indeed not a cow, because this is a duck

[gumi-megpoidd]

I am whatever gender has the shortest line at the bathroom

[gumi-megpoidd]

No need I think

[maxi-is-not-well]

​I see this one going places

[gumi-megpoidd]

Yeah. The bathroom

[im-a-vertebrate]

ah but which bathroom

[gumi-megpoidd]

the one with the shortest line did you not read the post

[ufo-offical]

*flies past*

[gumi-megpoidd]

holy shit

[defective-duck-detector]

Duck detected

[nothing-offical]

Good job, Duck Detector! Now we can rename it to the IFO :]

[defective-duck-detector]

Yaaaaaaay :)

[gumi-megpoidd]

I am whatever gender has the shortest line at the bathroom

[gumi-megpoidd]

No need I think

[maxi-is-not-well]

​I see this one going places

[gumi-megpoidd]

Yeah. The bathroom

[im-a-vertebrate]

ah but which bathroom

[gumi-megpoidd]

the one with the shortest line did you not read the post

[ufo-offical]

*flies past*

[gumi-megpoidd]

holy shit

[defective-duck-detector]

Duck detected

[sandmandaddy69]

[get-thee-to-a-shrubbery]

[ferret-on-pancakes]

[its-your-mind]

[miteistic]

[nick-nonya]

[cleanedupcorporationprogress]

[boothyghost]

[all-save-challenge]

I love this post especially the rat part

going on me feed

[trolleybusaberrations]

what do you mean there are exactly zero rats i. this post

[bingle-official]

[primordialsoupvendor]

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

[cthoseris]

[defective-duck-detector]

Ducks detected. (multiples)

[stuckinapril]

[softwaring]

[defective-duck-detector]

Duck detected

[kt--extinction]

How to use internet properly

Use it to read about marine invertebrates

Use it to look at images of marine invertebrates

Use it to discuss marine invertebrates

hope this helps

[defective-duck-detector]

... Ducks are marine invertebrates, right?

[jollyfurydragonballer]

[woman-becomer]

IT'S TIME TO FLOP IN THE SLOP

[sayhelloanimalfriends]

no music 🎧

[vitrified-vitriol-deactivated20]

Thank you for the no music note. Animal frolicking noises

[defective-duck-detector]

Duck detected