Winter's Exile

Dan | 23 | SA | Libra - There are about 100 things i probably should be doing right now - but I can't be bothered.

[medievaljournalist]

be careful, this necromancer is skilled with illusion magic so even though all the skeletal minions are wearing cute outfits they're actually minmaxed as fuck

[pocketss]

It was important to me that she puts emphasis on the TOK

[headspace-hotel]

Asunder is basically the most classic way to be torn, and if you're looking to be cleft, in twain is a vintage but stunning choice

[medievaljournalist]

forgot to leave a note for my doordasher to bring a blunt weapon to get past the catacomb skeletons so congrats to whichever necromancer is about to get my banh mi i guess

[ampersketch-art]

Your friends watching something for the first time and getting to that scene VS you, the knower.

[dndmultiverse]

Kiting a marilith.

[wizardsisananimal]

video: several tiny, baby wizards, (white, 3 legged animals with witch hats and cartoon smiley faces) running circles around a much larger adult wizard. the song "the world revolving" by toby fox plays loudly. (a rotoscoped edit of this post). end ID.

THE WIZARDS REVOLVING

[b0nkcreat]

Random stinging pain in my neck 👀

[creepymutelilbugger]

atacked by my #MindWasp

[b0nkcreat]

Can you put those things on a leash please

[creepymutelilbugger]

Yeah. a really Long one so they can still get u tho

[b0nkcreat]

Commentary on: Society

[toskarin]

your 20s are about elves, your 30s are about continued meditations on the elf

[toskarin]

once you hit your 40s it's time to find an elf

[slorty]

Fuck I hate elves god damm it

[toskarin]

you've got 2 years left of that but then you have to make some changes

[bugwars]

girl it’s just a 3 day trip, you do not need to bring your terracotta warriors 🙄

[xenasaur]

mormonism is so crazy capitalist coded

[xenasaur]

their philosophy on the afterlife is literally that men are all temporarily embarrassed billionaires gods and if they just keep their heads down and don't ask questions and grind away their whole lives in service to their current boss god earning him money glory they will eventually be rewarded with their very own company planet and passive income glory and employees a family they can abuse forever and ever amen

[xenasaur]

they call it eternal progression i call it infinite growth

[xenasaur]

errrrr not quite. they uh. got somethin goin on

[dieowarent]

Let's go girls

[kaijufluffs]

She's being so big and brave.

[sifu-kisu]

[domesticatedanimal]

This is what I imagine every time they add another modern vehicle mount to FFXIV.

[vrabia]

today i learned that the finnish word for ‘hazardous waste’ is ongelmajäte, which can also translate as ‘problematic garbage’ and my roommate and i immediately agreed this is a word that belongs on tumblr.

[callmebliss]

Your fave is ongelmajäte

[you-had-me-at-e-flat-major]

in german it’s Sondermüll which means special trash and that too belongs on tumblr

[pyrebomb]

One man’s ongelmajäte is another man’s sondermüll.

[rambrandt-the-painter]

"australian wildlife is so scary!"

Say fucking sorry to him right now or I'll fucking lose it

[imadhatt3r]

I finally got the opportunity to share this amazing tweet I have saved ages ago

[a-book-of-creatures]

The Australian lungfish really said “:3”

[little-cereal-draws]

It's a good thing Suki taught Sokka feminism in season one bc if she didn't it would've been up to Toph and I don't think Sokka could've survived that lol

[bluebirdwrykes]

She would've left him in that hole

[blurds]

this is the funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks

[luxshine]

The “Thunk” will always kill me.

[falconratesbirds]

14/10 doing his best