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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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@itapanngermano
Authors b like "aha I'm so inclusive of the lgbt community." but forget trans and nonbinary people exist.
None of you are rebloging this because you're scared of the truth
[screeching at this]
An ItaPan thing
Reading books under a blanket with a flashlight, pillow fights, cheek kisses, sitting on the patio, iced tea on a hot summer day, watermelons, strawberry ice cream, sleeping in, and cooking together
Title: Unlucky
Pairing: Germany/South Italy
Words: 1,383
Summary: The universe had it out for him. Ludwig was certain of it.
Notes: This is my @aphsecretsanta gift for @tema-makes-art-sometimes!! A little gods au where the tremendously unlucky Ludwig meets the god of misfortune, Lovino.
Link: AO3
"They are a disaster...".
English: Germany and Romano are in a date, but they don't really know how to uh... date. They barely can hold hands without dying of embarrassment. Also Italy and Japan are staring at them not knowing if they should do something or not.
Español: Lud y Lovino están en una cita, pero ellos no saben como uhh... tener citas. Apenas pueden tomarse de las manos sin morir de la vergüenza. Also Italia y Japón los miran sin saber si deberían hacer algo o no.
Germany: Isn't the idea supposed to be "you save my life, now I owe you a debt"?
Romano: Nope. Other way round. You saved my life, so now I'm your problem. If you don't like it, then kill me.
English: There is not enough Itapan in this world! And is a really cute shipp!
Español: No hay suficiente Itapan en este mundo! Y es una pareja muy adorable!
I need more fics with the ship as/doing:
boyscouting camp stuff
Lud finding Lovi at an art class. (Lud trying to learn to make a gift for Gil (who may be dying).)
Waiting for a bus, germboy being excited over a dog and dramatically exclaiming for everyone to look at it
“Ah, perfect, my wurst.” “You didn’t strike me as the kind to go for sausage.”
Lud the firefighter and his regulars; the Italy bros, whom are great at forgetting the oven’s on.
Drug rehab (idk man don’t judge me)
Fingerprinting for mother’s day @ preschool
The German that keeps buying a concerning amount of cakes
“Oi, blondie, I’m lost, how the fuck do I get outta here?” (IKEA) “That’s what I’m trying to figure out!”
(Gil, accidentally) “Wine’s so sissy.” “Bruder, no.” “FIGHT ME YOU BASTARD.” And Lud takes care of them both.
“Have you seen my brother? (Description)” “You mean him?” (Points to Feli, stuck in a tree.)
“Fratello don’t look but there’s a blond and he’s wearing all brown.” (Lovi collapses in cringey tears, proclaiming his utter disgust, while violently gesturing at Luddy)
Lovi gets a support dog, and Lud’s like ‘free real estate’
(Shared pic of Lovi and said dog) (Lud slides into the DMs)
“Are you emo?” “Are you getting a life? Thought so, fuck off.” Highschool mental health au.
(aggressive verbal debate during a football game)
Lud asking for fashion advice (maybe Gil’s wedding)
'I stole your passport to buy alcohol, but you can have it back now’
(Roma aggressively ramming his trolley into Lud’s at the store)
“Why haven’t you sucked my balls yet?”
(strip club)
Mutual friends monopoly night
“You ok? You’re looking blue.” (Gets punched)
“Oh are you going to a funeral? Book me in for one too because that outfit is killing me.”
(Youtuber doing a dating app review. Points if it’s Grindr.)
(Doctor/patient)
(waiting in line for a really shit movie. Like the trashiest one you know)
(bake off, where Lud is a judge and is whisked away by Lovi’s cake)
I found a dead body, wanna poke it?
Playing pirates
Mental hospital
Trick or treating
Carolers
Bonding over mutual annoyance for American food
One of them wearing a thong in a meeting. Reasons may vary
You manufacturing company
Awkward sex shop exchange
Lovi trips and pushes Lud into a body of water
Minecraft
Tik tok (I’m sorry, the ironic memes are my trashy pleasure)
I’ll fight you for the last piece of cake
Wrestling match on at the pub
Shit-talking vloggers
Reality tv
Hetalia does 8 out of 10 cats
“Some drunk guy keeps coming in for pizza every other day and I’m scared”
(overhearing a conversation at a café and maliciously correcting grammar)
Fashion entrepreneurs
Farmers
Hitman and target
Guardian angels, whose people are SOs
Crime detective and a survivor
Something about going to church
“You owe me €1.52 from 8 ½ years ago you prick!”
“Hit the vending machine real hard and get me a free drink”
ASMR/Makeup (each different)
Cosplayers
“Ok fuck no, this is Starbucks, not my damn community service, snowflake.”
Lud never living down an accidental ass brushing
“YOU’RE BRUSHING YOUR HAIR WRONG.”
“Psst, I’ll give you €3 tomorrow if you buy me a doughnut on your way over.” (To school, a meeting, etc.)
Hair salon
“pass the aux cord” “fuck no”
“So what brings you here?” Meaning jail on Halloween, one dressed as a slutty cat, heels, glitter and all.
“oh, cool bonfire, Romano.” “iT’s PoTaToEs!!!!!¡¡¡”
“You wanna be a potato? Let me smash your face into the dirt.”
(sneeze) “bless you.” “No thanks, I’ll gladly settle for hell.”
'lmao he’s so short’ Instagram
(gerita interchangeable)
I'm always a slut for germano wallpapers.
Enjoy anon ;)
full picture of my icon
Something I noticed is that y'all give that "call Romano Italy too!" thing too much value lmao. He has an inferiority complex and everything but I'm sure as hell that he couldn't care less about being called Italy. When Germany called him that way he looked so natural? It changed literally nothing?? I don't know if Himaruya will change this thing but for now he doesn't give a shit so don't harass who call him "Romano" and his brother "Italy", that's stupid
And sorry for disappearing!
I’m so fucking tired of goyim ignoring antisemitism. They ignore everything until something so extreme happens, like the recent shooting. How about you start caring about us BEFORE WE FUCKING DIE. Just fucking LISTEN for ONCE when we say we’re angry or scared or sad about the injustices we as a people have faced OVER AND OVER AGAIN. I don’t know one single Jewish person who hasnt been touched by antisemitism. I’ve been called a kike more times than I can count. I went to elementary school with a boy who told me he wished Hitler had won the war. I was shouted at and threatened by a stranger for wearing a Magen David. My grandpa has had to respond to bomb threats at our synagogue. My grandma had to switch roommates in college because her roommate was violently antisemitic. My fucking Jewish PRESCHOOL had to have ARMED GUARDS to keep people from fucking MURDERING PRESCHOOL AGED JEWISH CHILDREN. I thought all preschools had armed guards until I was like 12. Just fucking LISTEN when we say things. Here, I’ll give you a list of things you NEED to listen to us about.
Holocaust deniers are violent antisemites, no exceptions. They are dangerous and do not deserve a platform to speak.
Jewish people cannot be nazis, no matter how much you disagree with them. Ben Shapiro is a piece of transphobic racist shit, but he’s not and will never be a Nazi.
Trump and many people in his cabinet have repeatedly used antisemitic dog whistles, most recently calling himself a nationalist.
We. Are not. All. White. Stop being dicks to Jewish people of color.
And we’re not all ashkenazi!!! Google is your friend if you don’t know what that means.
Don’t do that “Nazi puncher” bullshit if you don’t actively uplift and defend Jewish people. Punching nazis is a great thing but you need to uplift and support jews at the same time.
Stop pinning Israeli war crimes on random Jewish people. And stop demanding we tell you our opinions on Israel before you treat us with basic human decency.
GOY IS NOT A SLUR
Judaism is an ETHNORELIGION. I am both religiously AND ethnically Jewish. It’s not that hard to understand.
Stop tone policing us
Just fucking listen when we speak
Goyim please reblog
hi uh this is just a psa
IM ANTI-PEDOPHILE IM ANTI-MAP IM ANTI-KINDERGENDER OR WHATEVER THE FUCK IT IS
PUT ME ON THE ANTI MASTERLISTS!!!!
IF YOURE A PEDOPHILE BLOCK ME!!!! IF YOU’RE A PEDOPHILE APOLOGIST BLOCK ME!!! IF YOU BELIEVE PEDOPHILES BELONG ANYWHERE NEAR THE LBGT+ COMMUNITY BLOCK ME!!!!! IF YOU’RE A MINOR ATTRACTED PERSON OR WHATEVER BLOCK ME!!!!
BASICALLY IF YOU’RE AN ADULT WHO IS ATTRACTED TO MINORS AND/OR BELIEVE YOU BELONG ANYWHERE NEAR THE LBGT+ COMMUNITY SMACK THAT BLOCK BUTTON!!!! I DONT WANT YOU INTERACTING WITH ME OR MY POSTS!!!!!! BYE!!!!
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Damn you go Monika
Buon Diorno San Valentino: Japan’s edition
((It’s another one of my fanfics, feel free to give feedback uwu ))
It wasn’t usual for Japan to receive something during Valentine’s day. It was far less usual for him to get a bouquet of red roses, which were the representation of love in any part of the world. So, when Italy arrived with them while Japan was preparing lunch, the island nation was quite surprised. Was Germany in his home and he simply hadn’t noticed.
“Vee, Japan! Happy Valentine’s Day! “Italy said happily as he hugged Japan. The smaller nation wasn’t particularly fond of physical affection, but for some reason, he didn’t really mind it now. He didn’t even try to get off it until Italy let him go. “I brought this flower for you!” he said as he handed the roses to his friend.
“Arigato Italy “Japan replied as he took the beautiful red flowers. Why was Italy giving him that? Did the Mediterranean nation like him or something?
He couldn’t just jump to that conclusion so quickly, as they hadn’t known each other for a very long time, but for the past few years they’d expend as allies, they’d gotten a bit closer. Italy, despite being loud and clueless sometimes, was nice to have around. He also seemed to know more than himself and Germany when it came to relationships. Besides, he had his first time with Italy, as no one had ever hugged him before.
However, Japan wasn’t sure what kind of feelings did the Italian have for him. Should he ask Italy to join him later for lunch, or was that way too soon? He had no idea do what to do in those cases, but he had to try something.
“I-Italy, would you like to join me for lunch? “Japan politely asked. It seemed like a good idea, especially since he had already finished preparing it and it could maybe be nice to share something with Italy. “We can go to one of the hills, it’s nice in this time of the year “.
The Italian wouldn’t decline an invitation for lunch, and since Japan was both pretty cute and a good friend, he of course was going to accept.
“Vee, yes!” He said cheerfully.
Soon after that, both nations went to the place Japan had mentioned. It had a very beautiful view, allowing them to see the sea and the village near it. They sat on the floor, near a tree. The Asian nation then unpacked the lunch he had prepared: a bento box with rice onigiri shaped as cute animals.
“It looks adorable, Japan!” Italy exclaimed cheerfully and carefully took one, making sure it didn’t get ruined. He then took a bite, and despite being quite hard to please when it came to food, he liked it.” Making delicious food is already good, but also making it adorable is even better, vee!”
“I’m glad you like it, Italy” Japan said quietly. What was he supposed to do? It was embarrassing to say this, but he’d never been on a date. Was that even a date? He couldn’t tell.
“Vee Japan, since it’s Valentine’s day, do you have anyone special to see today?” Italy asked. Oh, so it wasn’t a date then.
The Asian nation shook his head. Well, it was a bit silly to think that someone would just confess to him in Valentine’s day, especially considering the current situation the world was in. He probably looked sad, as Italy then tried to cheer him.
“Vee don’t worry Japan. You’re very cute, someone will surely want to be with you some day!” He assured with a happy smile, then sighed. He remembered that he also didn’t have anyone special for that day, as he hadn’t come back yet. “someday, no matter how long it takes!” that sentence sounded sad, as if he said it both with hope and without it at the same time.
Those words and tone were unusual for the Italian, at least that’s what Japan thought. In fact, he sounded very sad. He knew one thing that often seemed to comfort his friend: hugs.
Japan wasn’t exactly sure of how to hug someone, as he often preferred to refrain from any sort of physical contact. Still, he gently wrapped his arms around Italy, who was surprised by that action. The warmth of the smaller nation made him feel better, and Italy soon returned the hug. Japan’s head was softly laid against the Italian’s chest. Italy couldn’t help but to give a small kiss on the raven-haired nation’s forehead, he was just so adorable, specially while blushing.
Italy looked down and softly touched Japan’s cheek. Everything about him was perfect: his soft skin, his eyes, his lips...Would it be okay if he kissed him? Not in the way you kiss a friend, but an actual kiss. He wanted to, but a part of him didn’t let him. He was waiting for someone after all, someone that had made a promise a long time ago.
Japan, on the other hand, wasn’t sure of how to react. Italy kissed his forehead again, then his cheeks, but wouldn’t say anything or kiss his lips. Not that he minded, but it was an odd behavior, even for the Italian. Maybe he should take the lead and kiss him, but he was far too shy to do that.
Italy stopped, and was a bit embarrassed himself. He let Japan go, and smiled a bit “Vee, thanks Japan...I did need a hug “.
“You’re welcome “Japan said shyly, still not sure why he didn’t react in any way. He tried not to think about it. He was more confused now, but his mind went back to the roses. They were a symbol of true love, weren’t they? At least for him they were, but maybe not for Italy.
“Japan, I think someone might end loving you one day. When they’re ready “Italy said softly. When they’re ready, or maybe when they accept that someone isn’t coming back. He then remembered something important, or at least a way to stop thinking about what he might be feeling.
“I forgot I have to go, Germany told me to see him in a restaurant. See you later Japan, Vee “Due to the time differences, he would be able to make it back on time to Europe. He felt a bit guilty for leaving Japan so suddenly like that, but he had promised Germany he would be there. Yes, that was it, he couldn’t break that promise.
Japan stayed in the same place for a bit. He was a slightly confused about the whole situation, and honestly didn’t really get what Italy might felt for him, but hey, he didn’t do anything impulsive, like proposing marriage to Italy in a technically non-date.