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Lookit I have a tumblr now- It Bee, She/Her, They/Them, He/Him ⚠️17⚠️

[horreurscopes]

jessica rabbit is literally a sex symbol though she can't be asexual?

she is in romo with a rabbit because he makes her laugh and aside from using her looks to get things out of people she literally never once shows interest in anything or anyone sexually through the entire movie and is clearly appalled when anyone makes advances towards her like there is canonical evidence that jessica rabbit from the classic motion picture who framed rogger rabbit is an asexual character  

[harocat]

I am here as fuck for this. Jessica Rabbit for new asexual icon.

[drdadster]

“She can’t be asexual because she’s hot tho”

[commandertrevelyan]

“I can only see her as a sexual object so I can’t imagine her not wanting to have sex with me.”

[skottichan-deactivated20240228]

I’ve always remembered the line “I’m not bad, I’m just drawn that way” as Jessica’s admission that while sexualized, she isn’t inherently a sexual entity.

I mean hell, literally, her line before is “You don’t know how hard it is being a woman looking the way I do.”, to which Eddie responds; “You don’t know how hard it is being a man looking at a woman looking the way you do.”

I think that’s pretty damning evidence to her asexuality. The whole plot point with Jessica is how everyone is either convinced she’s sleeping with every human and toon around, or why does she stay faithful to Roger.

Who Framed Roger Rabbit does a great job at satirizing Hollywood/American culture and ideals when it comes to appearances. It also does a great job at hiding some really well thought out challenges to how we look at others in plain sight.

I completely believe that Jessica Rabbit is an asexual romantic (hetero/bi/pan/etc not sure, and to be honest, I don’t know if that part is important, as she’s married to the toon she loves).

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

I LOVE this headcanon <3

[pixiebutterandjelly-deactivated]

This is important!

[luxarcher]

This headcanon is just so perfect I had to draw it

#JessicaRabbitForAsexualIcon

[grace-and-ace]

I am here for this

[zombified419]

🥺 I love this so much

[pencilscratchins]

miles “who’s morales” morales’s biggest weakness is the cover story

[disregardcanon]

peter, lying out of his ass: i was, uh, married to his uncle aaron. he just never let you know

[fallenangelvictorious]

Jefferson, later: Do you think Aaron never told us because Peter’s…

Rio: …Tall

Jefferson: I didn’t think Aaron liked … Tall people.

[teapotsahoy]

Jefferson: “But listen: Aaron might have married a white boy just to annoy me, specifically. It’s a thing he would do!”

Rio: “I can’t hear you. I’m asleep.  I have a shift in four hours.”

[dracophile]

I really wish there was a way Uncle Aaron lived and came back to meet his “husband” at some point now.

Aaron: …Miles…I love you, and I am proud of you…but you are somehow the smartest and dumbest boy I have ever known.

Miles: Says the man who used his big brain to become a criminal when he could’ve been a black Tony Stark with that gear he made. And thought working for the Kingpin, who everyone knows will throw his minions away like tissues, was a good idea!

Peter: He makes a good point, babe, you did kind of mess up first–

Aaron: Call me babe again and see what happens. I’ll whoop you with a collapsed lung.

[christchex]

All I see is “fake marriage au, but it’s also enemies to lovers”

[randomingoftherandomness]

If I ever stop reblogging this post, assume that I have yeeted myself off this mortal coil

[twinkgirlboywife]

Miles: Peter I think we can stop pretending you’re gay, my parents already know I’m Spider-Man.

Peter: Who said anything about pretending?

Miles: What! You can’t do that! You’re supposed to be Spider-Man, not my gay uncle.

Peter: Well congrats kid! Now I’m Spider-Man AND your gay uncle

[the-real-slim-shady]

I’ve reblogged this before but im reblogging it again because i literally love this

[kirbyskisses-main-moved-deactiv]

This is everything I have ever loved

[eiruriofidkewoeeifjjdis374738-d]

this is so fuckin funny

[mossy-cobble]

read just the headline and immediately thought the kids had started fuckin... oinking

[superb-fairywren]

my little niece has done this

[reeshahasha]

My daughter started calling me Mummy but she is using better English than I do so good for Peppa.

[catchymemes]

[boys-say-go]

when u scratch a cat’s chin and they lift their head up reblog if u agree

[hidden-suggestion]

when u scratch a cat’s cheek and they lean their head into ur hand reblog if u agree

[nyanbinyuri]

when u put your hand in front of your cat’s face and they gently headbut u reblog if u agree

[roughhewnends]

when ur cat runs just a lil bit faster to get to u reblog if u agree

[meloneons-deactivated20210423]

cats reblog if u agree

[thursday]

DAY 15

GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15

[fnaf-thechoco-deactivated201503]

You can only reblog this 12 times a year

Make the most of that

[jijarugen]

Every month I reblog this and every month I’m baffled that it’s already the 15th.

[pumpkindobby-blog]

I’m scheduling this for every month

[raise-me-up-take-me-up]

IT ONLY APPEARS ON THE FIFTEENTH OF EVRY MONTH

[lisianthoma]

THIS ONLY APPEARS ON 15THS WTF

[1800-sanders-sides]

*slams reblog button*

[guiltiest-gear]

Welp it’s that day again

[onlyjellyillputinmybelly]

Do people just have this queued or something`??

[faepuck]

20 minutes to spare, but it’s still day 15

[sanders-sides-uncorrect-quotes]

Ay someone with the same timezone as me :D

[cowboydeanwinchester]

will never forget when i worked in a fast food joint. some customer wrote like “86 cherries” on their mobile order, as like a pretentious way of say no cherries, but the store was run by a bunch of high schoolers who are working their first job so they collectively went “why the fuck does this guy want 86 fucking cherries” and like piled them onto his milkshake

[cowboydeanwinchester]

so when i made this i didn’t expect ANY notes so i feel like an asshole now for not explaining. so incase you check the notes, 86 in restaurant terms means “unavailable or out of stock” but has kinda morphed into “omit” or “leave out”. but none of us had worked in a restaurant before, also why would you not just say “no cherries” it’s the same amount of characters to type

[teathattast]

[acek20]

Grrrr

[teathattast]

Grrrr

[alliumtriquetrum]

funko pop

[prozdvoices]

Visit Original Link

Anonymous said:

Could you please do a clip of Team Rocket using insults that are a lot heavier than “twerp”?

meowth, control yourself

[the-pursuit-of-sappiness]

I HAVE NA EEVER LAGUHED SO HA RD IN MY ENTRE L IF E

[circuitrydemon]

james sounds so fuckin offended like omf

[seafoodmomma-deactivated2021121]

So long twerp! Pikachu belongs to us now!

YEAH YOU FUCKHEAD!

woah meowth that’s going a little overboar-

EAT SHIT AND D  I    E 

meowth. 

[rulerofspace134]

@xxtc-96xx

[kiiingsnake]

big mushroom time

[rotspecialist]

[kiiingsnake]

YES YES AWFUL FUNGUS QUALITY YES YES YES

[santherstat]

I have more low quality for you

[kiiingsnake]

NOW THAT IS WHAT IM FUCKIN TALKIN ABOUT BAYBE!!!!!!! WOOOOO

[rotspecialist]

[louiswainenthusiast]

[kiiingsnake]

[mellifexfarm]

Hot hot hot hot chocolate

HEY WE GOT IT

[mellifexfarm]

[jawd]

[jawd]

[jawd]

[jawd]

[passwordispassword]

PLEASE THIS IS THE THIRD TIME I’VE SEEN THIS THIS AFTERNOON.

[topherchris]

[spaceyshenanigans]

The thrilling saga. Mark is seething in rage.

[thyccandtyred]

Hot take but fat people don't need to work out to justify their fatness. I'm tired of people reacting to fatphobia with comments about a person's physical activity. As well-meaning as they may be, saying things like "this person works out so clearly they aren't unhealthy" reinforces the idea that fatphobia is acceptable if a person doesn't meet certain expectations. A person's health is none of your business. A person's physical activity is none of your business. If a fat person enjoys working out, that's wonderful but still none of your business. If a fat person doesn't work out (say it with me) it's none of your business.

Fat people should be able to live and exist in their own bodies with out constant judgement.

[parkore]

lmao

[catgirlcadaver-deactivated20241]

I had to check for myself and literally the last time he streamed on his main was the last day of may lmao

[lemonlurkrr]

*Grabs your other hand* yes

holy shit

[lemonlurkrr]

Oh sorry my bad

[lemonlurkrr]

:0

[lemonlurkrr]

FUCK

[lemonlurkrr]

[shower-raccoon]

this has legendary post energy radiating off of it

[k-cakes-baglez-deactivated20240]

The tumblr massacre circa 2021

[batter-sempai]

I’m so happy people on Tumblr in 2021 can still make posts with the same energy as Tumblr posts from 2013-2016.

[lmaonade]

Didn’t you used to be 21?

sometimes things change anon i’m sorry