im sooooo good at being all snug and cozy in my bed they should pay me for this. i should get paid for being here. i shouldn't have to have a job.

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@ithinkimightlikehim
im sooooo good at being all snug and cozy in my bed they should pay me for this. i should get paid for being here. i shouldn't have to have a job.
Turning the cuck chair around backwards to show I'm not like your other, boring cuckolds
*youth pastor voice* you know who else got nailed while all his friends watched? that's right,
the aquarium said you are NOTHING compared to an eel
You don't even need to study for the Rorschach test, btw, it's super easy. All they do is show you a bunch of stupid pictures of your dad getting eaten by a horse
Do not share the answers with your classmates.
Yes Dr Rorschach
Sorry Dr Rorschach
you have two posts in a row about placebos. why
one of them actually isn't about a placebo. that's probably the one you're having a reaction to
i have a false tooth filled with a placebo in case i'm ever captured and need to be a control subject
(eating a pill i found on the floor of the club bathroom) hope it's a placebo. i don't need any effects right now
wish i could have been a fly on the wall for THAT conversation! not because i wanted to hear it or anything but because i'd be a lil buuuuug
The bulge is to distract you in combat dipshit
March
me: do you think this train touches the overhead wires normally or do you think she gets freaky with it
train conductor who i've been distracting from my lack of ticket for 35 minutes now: y'know i think she gets freaky with it
I hate when people ask me how long it took me to crochet something I’ve made. Frankly, that’s none of my business. I put the yarn on the hook and worked on it whenever the spirit happened to take me to and then one day it was done. How long that process took is between the yarn and god; I want no part of it.
Funny growing up in the late 2000s and seeing constant "don't text and drive" warnings, PSAs telling us to put our phones down behind the wheel, wait until you're home to send that text, a phone-distracted driver is a deadly driver etc etc
Only for modern car manufacturers to be like "we made the car a phone :) now you have to text and drive to change the radio station :)"
T. Kingfisher - What Stalks the Deep
september was practice… in october I’m getting my shit together
in november I'm getting my shit together
in december I’m getting my shit together