honks...

hi!! i'm andre 👋 bi aroace ✨ any pronouns ✨ not actually three geese in a trenchcoat i swear

[uncursedjulian-deactivated20221]

that little bit of chocolate at the end of a drumsticks cone is the closest humans can get to god

[mushroom-cookie-bears-deactivat]

everytime I say something on a discord server I get a lowkey feeling everyone’s just lookin at me like this

[goodbyevanny]

This is so real

[tideartist-deactivated20171102]

Needed this to cheer up–

[disgustinganimals]

please watch with sound on

[leatherjacketsupervillain]

That’s Cumlord! You can find his page on Facebook!!

[leaf-jelly]

that’s what

[mexicanine]

WHOMST

[dreamsequencer]

Good news guys

[kyleehenke]

[gaydicks420-deactivated20150829]

every time i see this post i kinda wanna cry? look at how little that dog is. its so small. it was so defenseless and that dude fucking punched a bear to save it. does that dog know? does it know how loved it is? i want someone to love me that much. i want to be that small.

[aewm]

i agree with gay dicks 420

[luckystarchild]

i made a thing

"Me, give the ideas away to other writers who DO have time for them? Me, admit I will never actually work on any of these concepts? NEVER"

*hisses and breathes fire whilst protectively clutching the fic-idea-pile*

[milkovichys]

westworld spoilers

[mulhldr]

westworld as text posts

[bigfatphallusy]

[kiskolee]

THIS.

[professorbutterscotch]

I have never thought about it in this context

that’s actually really, really creepy.

[purplespacecats]

I… fuck.

[casuallystudious-blog]

Yeah, basically.

[avoiding-catatonic-surrender-de]

I once pointed this out to my mother and she just stared at me, in stunned silence for ages. 

[rosefire]

There will always be a girl who is less sober, less secure, with less friends walking in a darker part of town. I want her safe just as much as I want me safe.

[baronessvondengler]

THE BOLDED

[quantumarvel]

Matt Damon is not part of the Marvel cast you idiot.. at least know who is in this franchise if your going to claim be a fan

[kayvsworld]

Thinking abt immortality and how meticulously you’d have to keep track of all of your shit so some nosy historian didnt spot your old journal or coat or copy of a book and call an infuriating time-based finders keepers

“It’s two hundred years old” they say. “It’s essentially public property” they say. It’s a letter you sent to your friend and it’s in a museum now and you’re screaming

[galwednesday]

Why are vampire stories always I Want To Drink The Sexy Neck Milkshake and never two vampires texting about the passionate letter one wrote to the other in 1863 but never sent that the other just saw in the Smithsonian’s fall exhibition on Love Through the Ages and what the fuck, Claude, why didn’t you say anything

[kayvsworld]

THANK YOU!!! asking the REAL questions

[gloamglozerglam-deactivated2022]

only the true king could remove the sword from the stone…. no one else could…… they didn’t have…. arthurization

[memesandlaughs]

[socialistexan]

Boomer: Classicalism (man vs man)

Millennials: Modernism (man vs self)

Gen Z: Postmodernism (man vs reality)

[femur-theif]

As a gen z person the cheese stick hath returned has me on the brink of hysterical laughter

[dankmemeuniversity]

[anxietyproblem]

[catchymemes]

[sweet-soul-brotha]

[strangegirlsclub-deactivated202]

man some of the seven deadly sins aren’t even that bad. sorry I’m angry n wanna fuck? Sorry I ate a lot? shut up

[skogrowl]

💉 HRT ANNOUNCEMENT 💉

YOU NEED TO ASPIRATE BEFORE INJECTING.

I’ve known many individuals who were never told by medical professionals to aspirate, which is unacceptable on behalf of endocrinology. This is an extremely important step because if you accidentally inject into a vein, you can literally die.

“I’ve never aspirated and I’ve been fine” until you’re not.  “My doctor never told me to aspirate” because trans healthcare has yet to be standardized and is a work in progress. “The area I inject in has little to no blood vessels” but there are so many people who don’t know which areas are safest and it’s better to be safe than sorry.

How To Aspirate: Stick yourself with the needle and then draw back on the syringe. If your syringe fills with blood, you need to reposition your needle. If it doesn’t fill with blood, you’re safe to inject there.

Signs that you’ve injected into a vein: — Stroke — Shortness of breath — Coughing — Chest and/or abdominal pain — Low Oxygen — Blood clots — Slurred speech — Headache — Swelling — Tenderness

Literally just aspirate because it takes 2 seconds and can save your life.

Please share this post so that this practice becomes more common!

[transgooglesearches]

This is extremely important, I personally know several people who were never told this and had pretty dangerous experiences because of it.

[pride-on-a-string]

I’ve never even heard of this so it needs to be spread!!

[ultrahamilham]

I had no idea people WEREN’T taught this. My endocrinologist was very VERY clear on the fact that aspirating is VERY necessary, and what could happen if I chose not to. I hate that this post even has to exist, because people are clearly not being taught how to do it correctly. I’m glad that it exists for the people who need it, but I hate that it’s even a thing that needs to be shared. This is a very serious issue.