[making-friendos]

A copper retriever with her unoxidised puppies

[making-friendos]

Such a beautiful family ❤️💚

[thecryptkeeper]

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

[library-seraph]

The first attested cat in Japan was given to a young 9th century emperor and his diary about it includes such gems as 'I affixed a bow about its neck, but it did not remain for long.", "The color of the fur is peerless. None could find the words to describe it, although one said it was reminiscent of the deepest ink.", "When it lies down, it curls in a circle like a coin. You cannot see its feet. It’s as if it were circular Bi disk." and "I am convinced it is superior to all other cats.” Basically posting about how his void is the best little void and so good at getting really round

[rabbiteclair]

auto immune disorders happen when the immune system ignores regulatory factors and begins attacking healthy bodily tissues, due to what scientists refer to as "sheer love of the game"

[uhmuhummmuhhh]

how talented!

[precision-instrument]

[prokopetz]

Look, I get what you're saying, but sometimes you've gotta reach for the low-hanging fruit. Let's get you a proper meal, refill your meds, and unfuck your living space as best we're able; if after that you still want cute girls to kill you with axes, you'll be in a much better physical and mental place to pursue that goal.

[goth-queen]

[demilypyro]

what did he mean by this

[zoesupreme]

well the thing is that's an extremely reasonable concern

[spicymotte]

servant of Aphrodite

[spicymotte]

okay💖 yay💖

[bugshroom]

Body hair hairy chest hairy stomach hairy back hairy ass hairy legs hairy arms #YES

[elnerdo19v2]

[tiramistupid]

i’ll say it. fuck that fictional man friday!!!!

[evilvillain123456789]

what you experience is hyperfixation, which is pathological. what I experience is psychosexual obsession， which is also pathological, but in a darkly chic and subversive way. thank you for understanding.

[littlestpersimmon]

Free Ornamentation III. This work is dedicated to the public domain ♡

[cloevr]

[heedra]

so far one theme of the 30s for me has been realizing that literally every human being on earth who appears completely cool and collected and together with it at first glance has some threshold past which enough known information about them will shatter that mystique completely. i don't even say this negatively or pessimistically it's just been helpful to keep in mind that we're all like that.

[tboytummmy]

Ocean date