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Hey, y'all, I'm Chris and I am a fangirl who occasionally participates in society. *escorts self into trash can*

[butt-berry]

Your rival standing there and watching you type in “ASSHOLE” after Professor Oak asks if you remember what his name was:

[wembleyfragglesarchive]

im washing me and my clothes bitch

[wembleyfragglesarchive]

[unsaltedpeanutbutter]

She drunk as fuck

[marzipanandminutiae]

scars in fiction: I got this trying to save my lover from an assassin- but tragically, I was too late. now I carry the mark of my failure with me always, and I can never forget~

scars in real life: so I was trying to open macaroni sauce with a paring knife

[lesbiskammerat]

So Is china bad or good?

me asking a random tumblr idiot to summarise complex geopolitical situations in 4 letters or less

[corvid-420]

Toot or Boot: a 2,000 year-old civilization made up of 1.7 billion people and over a hundred ethnicities

[esterexpositio]

SHREK 2 (2004)

[i-am-corbin-dallas]

I’m only just realizing thst the “Catnip” is likely planted. Look st the movement of the cops hand in the second gif. Looks more like he’s passing it from hand to hand

[steampunk-llama]

In the second gifset you can even see the bag underneath the armour so yeah its v much planted

[demenshah]

[bodyglitter]

remember when guys genuinely got mad at girls for using the dog filter on snap and called them hoes

[gordonm99]

They are

[bodyglitter]

ik ur not talking with an anime icon

These are skdhusjauxusn

[gojurt]

i was looking at it on mobile and was extremely confused because i was reading that he had an anime profile picture but i couldnt tell what anime it was that would have this guy in it because to me the profile picture looked a bit like this

[everythingfox]

[weirdmageddon]

[chongoblog]

[chongoblog]

[chongoblog]

[theblehthatbloos]

[carnelianfoxx]

[theblehthatbloos]

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[sheherzog]

NO

[triviallytrue]

new lore just dropped

[bace-jeleren]

[lootthekey]

[certifiedveterinarynurse]

Meme dump 👀

[paulfrankjuliusthemonkey]

The microbes inside me are pleased by my yogurt offering. I live another day.

[machinesonmute-deactivated20210]

the temptation every time there’s heavy rainfall to just go out on the street and

[vangogh-vanhoe]

[weonsinnombre]

[shineemay]

this is my magnum opus

[emmettmccartycullen]

#neverforget the time that Bella wore a full length khaki skirt to meet Edward’s family and he basically lost it because he thought she looked so sexy

[rosaliesgay]

the mormon really jumps out in this paragraph

[bloomflowersbloom]

a baby can be born right now at 12:00, on a wednesday, august 24 in new jersey while another baby is also born in the exact same moment but they are born 9:00, on a tuesday, august 23 in california, these babies that are born at the same moment are technically because of time zones, a concept that we created ourselves, born “hours” apart even though really they are born at the same moment just not the same “time”, one will be considered older even though in actuality they are the same

[2thicc2function]

Wtf

[queenconsuelabananahammock]