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[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[spn-fandom-breathing-heavily]

not even risking that shit

[codyslipring-deactivated2015060]

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

[tumblgang]

She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time

Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS

I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.

[skuubasally]

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

[luckytaters]

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

[saudadesinfinitas-deactivated20]

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

[drayaintshit-deactivated2019030]

☝🏾😂

[callmedeku24]

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

[lesibab-deactivated20180324]

WHO TF DOESN’T KNOW WHO MADAME ZERONI IS ?? ????

[rebvodkaramirez]

Oops gotta reblog she don’t play games

[moonballspls122]

Girl I don’t fuck with that shit. I gotta exam two hours-I rebuke thee!

[slavicularz]

I am terrified mind you

[smokestackenrgy]

Oh…well…double and give it to the next person

[puffmamaa]

every time.

[rrozeselavy-deactivated-deactiv]

so the thing about my family is that we have two ancestors on my dad’s side who were buried in france, where I currently live. one died in the spanish civil war, and one died prior doing…we don’t know what. but he somehow managed to get buried in père lachaise. 

so anyhow, my gran sends me a message like “pls put flowers on ur uncle samuel’s grave because he’s gone over a century with none and it will make the ghost mad if he hasn’t already” because my family spends time in europe but never long enough to go all the way to père lachaise and give ya boy samuel jr. his death rites. so im like “ok gran I can do that” bc im a good grandson and you do not fuck with gran she doesn’t DESERVE THAT 

i figure out which plot he’s on and ask someone specifically where you can find uncle samuel jr. and they tell me where and so I arrive at the junction and. 

HE GONE. 

WHERE DID YOU GO UNCLE SAMUEL. 

*celine dion’s smash hit “my heart will go on” playing in the distance* 

in other words either someone stole my entire great great uncle samuel or he has risen again, ready to party in paris for all of eternity. 

[palindrome-mystery]

You’re pretty chill about a corpse disappearing.

[rrozeselavy-deactivated-deactiv]

My guy, my dude, he’s been dead since 1851. He could be anywhere. He does what he wants.

[dysgraphicprogrammer]

What a way to learn you have a Vampire in the family.

[vmohlere]

Uncle Samuel

He destroyed his grave

yes

YES

The uncle is out

[crowtatoes]

Clearly he’s pissed no one was coming by to give him flowers.

[itsdebbsie]

He went to buy his own goddamn flowers!

[trans-ralsei]

[trans-ralsei]

[caughtthedarkness93]

I love my job, but reblogging employment jelly for someone else I love.

[itsdebbsie]

Is it chance that this just appeared on my dashboard right after Money Marge?!?! I think not!!!! Get that new role on the way!!!!

[tygerbug]

This is the money Marge. Reblog for good fortune

[jetsxdopestnerd]

Marge better bring the bag this month

[disc0dracula]

gratuity coming on monday baybee!!!

[itsdebbsie]

Please Money Marge!!! I need that new job!!!

[babyfoxcollectionthings]

[itsdebbsie]

Cutest most adorable mommy-son duo 💖

[lilmamabeyellin]

[liquidlimits-deactivated2019032]

I just opened up a check in the mail, went to the ATM & found 20$ 😭 I’m not passing these shits up NO more on my mama!

[razxion]

Even if I do not receive money or good news, I did smile at seeing this smiling Buddha.

[pinballwizzer]

After reblogging this I got news that I won a design contest at my university and $300…..shit works man

[evaesis]

I can use all the luck and possible money coming my way.

[amarabliss]

Gosh I could use some good news

[hualianisms]

verified ways to send aid to gaza directly

Help a Palestinian family directly:

gazafunds.com - Donate directly to a Palestinian family in urgent need of evacuation, medical attention, food, rebuilding homes/businesses etc. (Spotlights 1 verified gfm at a time so if you don't know who/where to donate to just go here and donate to the one they show you!)

Help provide tents (urgent):

The Sameer Project: Currently providing tents for displaced families in Gaza (emergency bc tents in Rafah are being burned as we speak) (paypal) (gfm)

Food, cash & essentials:

Care for Gaza: Working on the ground in Gaza to distribute food, cash, medicine & other essentials to displaced families. (paypal) (gfm)

Direct Aid for Gaza: also working on the ground in Gaza to distribute food, cash & other daily essential suppliess to displaced families. (paypal) (gfm)

Water:

Gaza Municipality's water project: The official Municipality of Gaza needs help rebuilding the water infrastructure in Gaza City to restore access to clean water and waste management services for the people of Gaza. (This campaign only has a couple of weeks left but it's still only at 15%!)

eSIMs (urgent):

guide to buy & send esims for gaza

crips for esims for gaza: If you don't know how to buy esims or don't have the capacity to manage them (e.g. topping up regularly), this team of volunteers are collecting funds to buy & manage gaza esims regularly

Medical Aid

Palestine Red Crescent Society: Provides emergency medical and ambulance services and humanitarian relief on the ground in Gaza e.g. rescuing and treating the wounded.

[zumainthyfuture]

[reallymoments]

DELETE THIS NOW!

[quitethefreak]

Lmfao

[sunflowersage747-deactivated202]

I HATE WHOEVER IS RESPONSIBLE

[illbegotdamn]

when she cums & you don’t stop

[whitegirlsaintshit]

GOD

[unixslut-deactivated20181221]

*Giggle* This was so necessary to reblog!

[femsubdenial]

Yeah, but usually I’m more into methodical teasing and build-up like:

with the occasional

[anytimeanyplace365-deactivated2]

This just keeps getting better

[chuckyface]

Lmao. Bye!

[needscandalinmylife]

Reblog to save a life! lol

[alwaysbewoke]

but then sometimes you be with these chicks who act like they ain’t never going to cum but you hanging in there, with you hand and forearm cramping up just determined as fuck

and then finally all those wrist curls and pull ups pay off and you bring her house fucking house down

and you just take a bow like a fucking champion even if no one is around!

[playygrl-deactivated20221219]

😭

[babydeermilk-deactivated2018060]

Stahp

[iamstellificent]

Omg it got better 😂😂😂

[thehighpriestofreverseracism]

I HATE THIS POST 💀💀💀💀

[youseebutyoudontsee]

#justice

[rayryan-90-deactivated20170226]

That’s right, keep it going 👍🏾

[autumnal-thunder]

Okay I wasn’t going to reblog this until the end. 

[taelor-gangg]

I didn’t think this post could have gotten better. I was wrong

[chokesngags]

wow lol

[princessxbrielle-deactivated202]

It got even better 😂

[imthehomoyourmomwarnedyouabout]

Omg you fuckers made it better

[shaibearslaybear-blog]

You people are amazing

[alwaysbewoke]

DAYS LATER…

your hand is still a little sore…

but was it worth it? *remembers her moaning, yelling, cumming, flopping around, turning into butter in your hand*

HELL FUCKING YEA!

[trentthewiseone]

Damn this is on point!!!

[iamstellificent]

Lol there’s more !!! 😂😂

[thaunderground]

might be the greatest Tumblr post ever

[impinochia]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 this post gives me life

[wowmelanin]

I just spit my chocolate milk fam😂😂😂

[chubbybiebz]

How can you not reblog this

[hh-junior]

OMG..

[cutest-kitten]

BAHAHAHAHAAA

[alwaysbewoke]

THEN ONE NIGHT SHE’S LIKE “I WANT TO TRY TOYS” SO YOU’RE LIKE

[sixteenotherdays-deactivated202]

@dxilydose I think the original post took steroids

[wnt-perfection]

IT GOT BETTER @lifes-a-sport

[dont-change-for-people]

I CANT DEAL WITH THIS 😂😂😂

[i-am-the-agonist]

@lokisredledger this reached a whole new level xD

[lokisredledger]

@i-am-the-agonist I’m dying xD

[cartoon-sexx]

Woah longest message i ever read

[wethentai122-deactivated2018011]

Must Reblog!!!

[hotgirls-near-u]

This is perfect

[vmachina]

My life is done. I can die happy.

[lashana]

I don’t care… I just need to reblog this XD 

[tattoovonbeardy-deactivated2025]

I don’t care about the post, I just really want to watch this cartoon again!

[kingofdrip]

I’m weak afff 😂🤣

[tinglingpeter]

Yahya Abdul-Mateen II

[chaneajoyyy]

😩😩

[neil-gaiman]

who even are you. like what did you write

I have no idea. Let me see if anyone else in this ask place knows.

[str0kethebigtree-deactivated202]

he was in arthur.

[telebisou]

you're thinking of Jill Eikenberry; I think this guy was an astronaut of some kind

[asingerofdreams]

that's Neil Armstrong, I thought this guy was in How I Met Your Mother

[neil-gaiman]

That's Neil Patrick Harris. I think this might have been the playwright who wrote The Odd Couple.

[merinnan]

That’s Neil Simon. I think this is the musician who wrote Sweet Caroline.

[hils79]

That’s Neil Diamond. I think this is an astrophysicist

[oneiriad]

That’s Neil deGrasse Tyson. I think this is a river in Egypt.

[omgpurplefattie]

That's the Nile; I think this is the Irish guy who made the movies "The Crying Game" and "Interview with the Vampire".

[marlynnofmany]

No no, that was Neil Jordan. This has got to be the first person to walk on the moon.

[areallysmallfannypack]

No, that’s Neil Armstrong. This is one of those things you hit with hammers.

[itsdebbsie]

You may be thinking of a nail. I think this guy's Ø...

[seymour-butz-stuff]

Testify!

[13thpythagoras]

capitalism will have you starving, literally chronically hungry, but working in a restaurant. Strike their asses all day, we know how to visit grocery stores. We need to cook home food more and save more money anyway. Fast food is BLINDINGLY expensive for customers.

[dixcnnected]

Reblog if you are insecure about anything below:

-weight

-appearance

-intelligence (or lack of) 

-skills (or lack of) 

-weird hobbies

-friends (or lack of) 

-body

-personality

-family

Who ever reblogs this will get a message in their inbox.

[axolotlife]

D: All of the Above

[im-a-dragon-cawcaw]

Yeah… haha…

[garlic-bread-addicted-vampire]

9/9 b a b y

[thecreatinewitch]

Are you a green witch?💵💸💰This is a money spell: sending good vibes so you can pay your bills and buy something nice. Like to charge, Reblog to cast!

[todorkis]

✨ HOE TIP ✨

Kiss your man’s neck. The same way he kisses and nibbles and licks on yours. Kiss the part just under his ear. Do it slowly. Like agonizingly slow. Lick a line on his neck and then gently blow cool air on it. Every guy I’ve ever done that to nutted his pants.

[todorkis]

this is my best post lmao

[theblackmanonthemoon]

This is real

[olive--oyl]

You’ll be surprised by how high their voice goes when you take your time with this while your hands wander

[kimreesesdaughter]

Yes! I like to grab one side of his neck and take my tongue from the center of his neck to the side and lick just a little before I suck it…and let the other hand make its way to their hair?? They be on 10.

[xxwiccanxfreakxx]

✨Another Hoe Tip✨

Straddle them as you do this and move your hips slightly, drives my fiancé wild.🤤😍

[kimreesesdaughter]

Yes indeed. In a chair, you can slide him in you and just sit there while you suck his neck…👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾

[slimdaddymbaku]

It’s bad that just reading this turned me on ,

[ositwotimes]

Sheesh

[symphonicseauxl]

[aeonflexin-deactivated20200110]

Additional tip: The space between the neck and ear is hella sensitive. Use a piece of frozen fruit (doesn’t melt like ice and you can eat it with your beau) on your mans, alternative between the chill of the fruit and the warmth of your mouth. That and a combination of kissing, licking and biting in this particular spot will have your mans weak and ready.

[kimreesesdaughter]

Yesssssssss! I been trying to put people on to the frozen fruit.

[angiebkxo-deactivated20180626]

wait i aint know about the frozen fruit

[aquariss]

📝 anymore tips?

[kimreesesdaughter]

When they’re on top of you, pull them closer and mid stroke, suck the center and sides of his neck. Bonus if you can do it with your mouth being cold.

[dirtylavendar-deactivated202206]

[l-auteuse]

Wowza

[l-auteuse]

I really be having these gems deep in my reblogs lol

[jewishzevran]

This thread is a few years old but it bears repeating. I’m tired of being treated as if I am invisible. Listen to Jewish voices when we talk about fascism. I am begging you.

[nerothefuzzyface]

This. Violence is the answer when dealing with fascists. Only the people who nazis would never come for say things like Violence is never the answer.

Just like Kurt Russell’s Wyatt Earp says about red sashes, if I see a nazi flag, I’m beating the person flying it.

[breadwinnnerz]

[blvck-mermaid]

Maybe if I reblog it it will become the truth 

[thesavingera]

i reblog this everytime

[note-a-bear]

This is the magic a$ap, if you don’t reblog it this will be the first year you’re broke

[blkpolyweedbrohunting4goddesses]

MANIFEST

[theunmarkedjournal]

Start reblogging the money blessings post…

If you haven’t already done it…. Go hit that reblog button. Do what you have to, just do that too.

Like seriously. Just find one and reblog it real quick. I post a couple yesterday and put into the universe that I actually wanted it

Only been at work for a couple and I get this at as a tip! (tips ain’t normal at ALL in here)

Come on now!!

Let it work for y’all too

[theunmarkedjournal]

YALL!! THERE HAS BEEN AN INCREASE!! (I don’t know how your bank account is set up, but $55 dollars in tips counts as a blessing over here!)

*sending out money blessing vibes to y’all*

[theunmarkedjournal]

Counting my blessing and they total up to $60 today. (Got another $5 tip not too long ago)

Today was good. Im trying to maintain this same energy all this week to see what will come of it

[majaminxx22]

I don’t care, I ain’t playin. Imma need one of these damn thangs to work, now.

[glitterboywednesday]

I might as well not reblogging aint gone put money in my pocket

[theunmarkedjournal]

Let the universe know what you want

[poisonedblacklotus]

Cash app $drinabee if you tryna bless me

[theunmarkedjournal]

That works too I guess 😂😂 #BeTheBlessing

[liferuining-soulsnatcher]

I mean if someone would like to bless a struggling college student, mine $neshao and I have Venmo 👀

[partyandrepeat]

Same if somebody wanna help me out $camjam21 😌

[56blogsstillcrazy]

cash app me my birthday next year january $EzekielCrawford

gone be thirty and im scared help every dollar helps

[poisonedblacklotus]

Somebody sent $20 for my graduation 🎓 Saturday, cash app $drinabee if you want to donate too

[go-h0e-or-go-h0me-deactivated20]

Yo I reblogged that goat one and I ended up getting 27 dollars in my back account cause I got a refund on a sex toy that didnt work the day after i reblogged that shit

[theunmarkedjournal]

😂💀 blessings come in every shape and form

[go-h0e-or-go-h0me-deactivated20]

Exactly mine was just unconventional 😂

[thattinycookiemonster]

always taking donations $ChanteEunan

[theboudoirbunny2k7]

Tryna start burlesque dancing and i need cute shit $noeyyyy

[kashhippie]

$Katiana93 ❤️

[13ofstars]

$ashleykatina thanks in advance loves ❤️

[totheonedegree]

PayPal: https://paypal.me/luciag9. ❤️❤️

[alternativeblkgal]

why not lol 🙏🏾

[myakahla]

I am constantly attracting abundance and opportunity

[myakahla]

Hey, it worked! 😁 $56 tip on a $44 bill

[theunmarkedjournal]

Y’all seeing this and y’all still not believing yet. Maaaane just hit button and watch it work

[playboypeanut]

$playboypeanut 🥺

[nami-leyn]

$NyelFrazier really needing the money rn🙏🏾

[keptotherwoman]

Yasssss surgery money. Come through

[bbypinksw]