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So if anybody wondered why the young ladies on tumblr who are still having to put up with this shit complain about it at the top of their lungsā¦yeah. Yeah, this would be why,
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What. Is. Her. Name.
Thanks to a follower for finding this: Her name is Venus Green.
From this article:
In July 2009, Greenās grandson, Tallie, was shot and wounded. Tallie said he was shot at a convenience store, but police insisted it happened inside Greenās house and that the shooter was either Tallie or Green.
āPolice kept questioning him. They wouldnāt let the ambulance attendant treat him,ā Green said. āSo, I got up and said, āSir, would you please let the attendants treat him? Heās in pain,āā Green said.
Green said the officer said to her, āOh, you did it, come on, letās go inside. Iāll prove where that blood is. You did it.ā
Police wanted to go the basement, where Tallie lived, but Green refused on the basis that the police did not have a warrant.
āI said, āNo, you donāt have a warrant. You donāt go down in my house like that. He wasnāt shot in here.āā Green said the officer replied, āIām going to find that gun. Iām going to prove that you did it.ā
A struggle ensued between a male officer and Green.
āHe dragged me, threw me across the chair, put handcuffs on me and just started calling me the ābā name. He ridiculed me,ā Green said.
An officer went into the basement and Green locked him inside.
āShe locked the door, the basement door. She basically took matters into her own hands,ā Nilson said.
āThis was my private home, and if I latched it, that was my prerogative because he had no search warrant to go in my basement. So, I had to right to latch it,ā Green said.
Green said she suffered a separated shoulder in the scuffle, and she sued the Police Department for assault and violations of her rights.
āI was once a block watcher, department head of a high school. (Iāve) been around education for over 50 years. (Iām a) law-abiding citizen, Iāve never been arrested, I paid my taxes, owned my home, my husband died 34 years ago. (I) raised my son and I have been brutally abused,ā Green said. āI feel like the Police Department needs to go back to school.ā
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I say āfight meā way too much for a girl who has to hold back tears when someone yells at me
eos lip balms
what the fuck. one tub of this, one goddamn egg of this lip balm is $4.79. thats like $5. i never bought any because i was like, fuck thats expensive. but one day i was out shopping and i wanted to know what all the hype was about so i bought one of the goddamn summer passion berry whatever the fuck its called. just to try it. pretty innocent, right? yeah. so i try it out. this shit makes my lips smooth. like mega smooth. like super mega ultra smooth. ive got 8 things of lip balm in my purse already. stuff that i like. but as soon as i try out eos lip balm its as if they dont even exist. like what the fuck is blistex? never heard of it. lip smackers who? so im like in love with this eos lip balm. im ready to put a ring on it. this shit makes my lips so soft. im like, begging for people to kiss me so they can feel how soft my lips are. and the FLAVOR. this isnt just some regular old scented-but-not-flavored bullshit lip balm that you get at the dollar store. this is like, candy that you put on your lips that makes them mega smooth. this shit tasted so nice that i made my friend kiss me just so they could taste it. its that good. so i go to the store again, yknow, cause i work there, so i have to, and i go to the cash, get all set up, ready to have a good day, sell some shit, make some money, and what the fuck do i see staring back at me? goddamn blueberry acai eos lip balm. and everyone knows im always a slut for blueberries. so im like, well fuck me sideways. thats just glorious. made just for me. so i get some on my break and crack it open immediately. i rub this shit on and it feels like im gliding a fairy tale across my lips. im talking this shit is so sweet that i dont want to use it because i feel like im not worthy. and its just as smoothing and softening and lovely as the first. like, i thought it couldnt get better after the first one. i was skeptical about the blueberry acai because i couldnt believe that it was possible that it could ever get any better. like, the first one was absolutely delicious and my lips had never felt more heavenly. but this goddamn blue version was a GODSEND. like my kids are gonna have glorious soft blueberry flavored lips. my GRANDKIDS are gonna have a slight blueberry flavor on their lips, and they will never be chapped. ever. basically ive never loved anyone nearly as much as i love this stuff. my coworker asked why there were hearts floating around my head like in the cartoons. by this point im pretty sure ive found my soulmate. so i take my eos lip balm home with me and i sleep with it because i love it so much. i wake up the next day and go to work early so i can look around and see if i can find any more beautiful little egg shaped treasures. and you wont believe the shit i saw. theyve got sweet mint. theyve got melon. theyve got coconut. theyve got strawberry. theyve got an entire wall of different flavors of this lip balm and im pretty sure ive stepped into heaven. anyways ive now spent about $60 on eos lip balms and i have no regrets at all
Read this oh my god
I just googled ācollege christmas treesā and I found some gems that needed to be shared
and my personal favorite
LMFAO the last one
The Huffington Post is so savage
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