²⁾ “say that again, but take all the words bigger than two syllables out for me.”
³⁾ “you never came to bed last night.”
⁴⁾ “ibuprofen and a red bull is not breakfast.”
⁵⁾ “where the fuck have you been?!”
⁶⁾ “i can’t believe you told him.”
⁷⁾ “look, all i’m trying to tell you i- oh god, no, please don’t cry.”
⁸⁾ “taxi- taxi!”
⁹⁾ “i broke it off last night.”
¹⁰⁾ “no way that’s true.”
¹¹⁾ “i’m not letting you sleep on the couch in your own house.”
¹²⁾ “red’s definitely your colour.”
¹³⁾ “i don’t even want to know how the glitter got there.”
¹⁴⁾ “second time the electric’s been cut off so far.”
¹⁵⁾ “come on, the water’s fine!”
¹⁶⁾ “i’m so mad at you for this, but i’m angrier at myself for knowing i’ll forgive you for it.”
¹⁷⁾ “nice tan lines.”
¹⁸⁾ “christ, i don’t know how you drink that shit.”
¹⁹⁾ “that was the best meal i’ve eaten in years.”
²⁰⁾ “i got fired yesterday.”
²¹⁾ “are those handcuffs?!”
²²⁾ “hell of defense to put on for someone you say you don’t care about anymore.”
²³⁾ “i love you, i swear it, but not enough to watch another western.”
²⁴⁾ “just hold the ladder, and i’ll do the rest.”
²⁵⁾ “is there any chilli powder left in the cupboard, or is it all on my plate?!”
²⁶⁾ “i know what exes are, and i know you two aren’t them.”
²⁷⁾ “please, please just leave me alone.”
²⁸⁾ “neither of us are leaving this room until you tell me how you got that shiner.”
²⁹⁾ “fucking liar.”
³⁰⁾ “scooch over, i’m about to fall off.”
³¹⁾ “i nicked your shirt on my way out- i hope you don’t mind.”
³²⁾ “the cold will kill us before they can if we don’t find shelter.”
³³⁾ “just- please, can’t you see she’s in pain?!”
³⁴⁾ “a pint of coors and a passionfruit martini, plea- no, i told you, i’m not calling it that!”
³⁶⁾ “only you could crochet in a time like this.”
³⁷⁾ “they know i hate boats!”
³⁸⁾ “your mother called.”
³⁹⁾ “i can smell vodka and bubblegum toothpaste on your breath, and i’m totally sure which concerns me more.”
⁴⁰⁾ “it’s midnight, please turn off the jazz.”
⁴¹⁾ “i didn’t read that book, but i slept behind [name] in bed every night for a week while they did.”
⁴²⁾ “please, we need a doctor!”
⁴³⁾ “you’ve done shitty things to me before but you’ve never been cruel.”
⁴⁴⁾ “normally i can get behind your stress baking because of how much i benefit from it, but come on. it’s two in the night; what is a red velvet cake going to fix that some sleep won’t?”
⁴⁵⁾ “i found an earring under the passenger seat.”
⁴⁶⁾ “please, if the choice is between ice cream for breakfast or whiskey, choose the fucking ice cream.”
⁴⁷⁾ “you’re still bleeding- stop and let me look at it.”
⁴⁸⁾ “we’ve been broken up for a year now. you’ve got no right to look at me like that.”
⁴⁹⁾ “mama will be home soon, promise.”
⁵⁰⁾ “in the name of the father- “
⁵¹⁾ “i’m going to lose them either way. better they hate me and live, than love me and die.”
⁵²⁾ “you have a son?!”
⁵³⁾ “boss wants to see you.”
⁵⁴⁾ “i figured we were close, i just didn’t think it was “call me at two in the morning from a police station” kind of close.”
⁵⁵⁾ “are we just going to ignore that massive rock on your finger?”
⁵⁶⁾ “you of all people don’t get to question my parenting skills.”
⁵⁷⁾ “is that a fucking chicken?!”
⁵⁸⁾ “fuck- you’re hurting me!”
⁵⁹⁾ “mind the puddles.”
⁶⁰⁾ “you’re sick. you’re not going into work, end of story.”
⁶¹⁾ “what on earth are you wearing?!”
⁶²⁾ “she’s too old for you.”
⁶³⁾ “you play mario kart like it’s your first day on earth.”
⁶⁴⁾ “you’re gonna break an ankle walking in those heels.”
⁶⁵⁾ “if it was important, you would’ve remembered i don’t answer fucking calls!”
⁶⁶⁾ “late night?”
⁶⁷⁾ “i’m terrified.”
⁶⁸⁾ “i’ll call you when i land, yeah?”
⁶⁹⁾ “try and get some sleep, pet.”
⁷⁰⁾ “where is that blood coming from?!”
⁷¹⁾ “it is sheeps or sheepses?”
⁷²⁾ “so you can fold a paper crane from a candy wrapper, but you don’t know your times tables.”
⁷³⁾ “clerk said they only have one room left.”
⁷⁴⁾ “why did you get an apartment on the eighth fucking floor?”
⁷⁵⁾ “it’s snowing!”
⁷⁶⁾ “when the shooting starts, stay down and only look at me, okay?”
⁷⁷⁾ “how fucking dare you- i am married.”
⁷⁸⁾ “we should be safe here.”
⁷⁹⁾ “i’m at the store, what kind of monster did you want again? and don’t say ultra violet, i’m not bringing that filth into the house.”
⁸⁰⁾ “the cat misses you.”
⁸¹⁾ “i’ve been having nightmares again.”
⁸²⁾ “i can practically hear your stomach growling. come fill up a plate.”
⁸³⁾ “i’m proud of you, kid.”
⁸⁴⁾ “are you sure you’re not mad at me?”
⁸⁵⁾ “please don’t tell me you lost it.”
⁸⁶⁾ “wanna pick the movie?”
⁸⁷⁾ “bit late for boxing, no?”
⁸⁸⁾ “i don’t care if it’s harmless, kill it!!”
⁸⁹⁾ “if you so much as look in their direction again, it will be the last thing you ever do.”
⁹⁰⁾ “do you wanna go out sometime?”
⁹¹⁾ “is- is that [name]’s shirt?”
⁹²⁾ “c’mon, sit with me a minute.”
⁹³⁾ “good boy!”
⁹⁴⁾ “no, fuck- i can’t swim!”
⁹⁵⁾ “your friends are unbearable.”
⁹⁶⁾ “oh, kill me now.”
⁹⁷⁾ “can i bum a light?”
⁹⁸⁾ “just listen to me for once in your life!”
⁹⁹⁾ “someone call an ambulance!”
¹⁰⁰⁾ “i don’t think i’ve ever seen you in pink before.”
¹⁰¹⁾ “i told you i was done talking about it.”
¹⁰²⁾ “the lock’s broken- i think someone’s inside.”
¹⁰³⁾ “you kept it.”
¹⁰⁴⁾ “i have somewhere to be; make it quick.”
¹⁰⁵⁾ “you’re unbelievable.”
¹⁰⁶⁾ “they never meant anything to you, did they?”
¹⁰⁷⁾ “is the point of giving me such bad advice to force me into seeing an actual therapist?”
¹⁰⁸⁾ “your smile makes my day.”
¹⁰⁹⁾ “how do you remember where all my jewellery goes?”
¹¹⁰⁾ “… but you’re definitely nothing more than coworkers. sure.”
¹¹¹⁾ “i’ve been waiting for this my whole life.”
¹¹²⁾ “can i help with your hair?”
¹¹³⁾ “i always forget how pretty the city looks at night.”
¹¹⁴⁾ “the dog, for all his failings, did not do that and i’m taking it personally on his part that you’re trying to claim he did.”
¹¹⁵⁾ “you have many strengths; all i’m saying is that parallel parking is not one of them.”
¹¹⁶⁾ “let me drive you home.”
¹¹⁷⁾ “thanks for bringing me in on this ritual of yours.”
¹¹⁸⁾ “what time do you have to be at court?”
¹¹⁹⁾ “do you, uh- do you maybe wanna get dinner, sometime? like, with me?”
¹²⁰⁾ “i’m- *achoo* a-allergic to one kind of- *achoo* of flowers in the whole world, and you- *cough* really m-manage to pick them out for me?”
¹²¹⁾ “table for three, please.”
¹²²⁾ “you’re getting so grey. i’m kind of liking it.”
¹²³⁾ “of course i noticed.”
¹²⁴⁾ “hey, quit forcing yourself to talk before you lose your voice altogether.”
¹²⁵⁾ “please, please wake up.”
¹²⁶⁾ “was anything you said true?”
¹²⁷⁾ “get in the fucking car!”
¹²⁸⁾ “where’d you get that?”
¹²⁹⁾ “you put me through so much, and still all i can think about is how i’d do it all again if you asked me to.”
¹³⁰⁾ “i’ll stay while you sleep. nothing’s gonna happen while i’m here, okay?”
¹³¹⁾ “you said you wanted to talk it out but all you’re doing is shouting at me!”
¹³²⁾ “we broke up a few days ago. i guess i was too embarrassed to tell you after you warned me about them.”
¹³³⁾ “family don’t pull this kind of shit on each other.”
¹³⁴⁾ “i phoned in sick. i’m yours for the day, if you’ll have me.”
¹³⁵⁾ “i’ll make the reservation, you just worry about turning up looking half as good as you do right now.”
¹³⁶⁾ “that’s still how you take your tea, isn’t it?”
¹³⁷⁾ “stop throwing those damn paper planes at me!”
¹³⁸⁾ “i’m so c-cold.”
¹³⁹⁾ “… i can hear meowing.”
¹⁴⁰⁾ “want some?”
¹⁴¹⁾ “fuck all of them, anyway.”
¹⁴²⁾ “i could look at your tattoos all day.”
¹⁴³⁾ “ever considered sending me flowers without a keycard for a hotel room tucked inside?”
¹⁴⁴⁾ “i made coffee.”
¹⁴⁵⁾ “c’mon, sit with me a minute.”
¹⁴⁶⁾ “fuck, they’re gonna flank us- get someone on the south wall, now!”
¹⁴⁷⁾ “christ, get up.”
¹⁴⁸⁾ “put some pants on.”
¹⁴⁹⁾ “it’s over!”
¹⁵⁰⁾ “not another broken bed frame.”
¹⁵¹⁾ “that thong really brings out your eyes.”
¹⁵²⁾ “you’ve already stolen from me; don’t twist the knife by lying about it, too.”
¹⁵³⁾ “... i thought you locked the back door.”
¹⁵⁴⁾ “they were saying awful things about you. every last one of them had it coming.”
¹⁵⁵⁾ “so you had a can of monster and a pack of sour patch kids for breakfast eight hours ago, and you really don’t understand why you have a headache?”
¹⁵⁶⁾ “i think someone’s in the house.”
¹⁵⁷⁾ “walk me home?”
¹⁵⁸⁾ “this song reminds me of you.”
¹⁵⁹⁾ “can you pick up some eggs on your way home?”
¹⁶⁰⁾ “i’ve got a flat tire.”
¹⁶¹⁾ “you broke his fucking nose!”
¹⁶²⁾ “do you remember the room number?”
¹⁶³⁾ “i can’t see anything.”
¹⁶⁴⁾ “lab results are back.”
¹⁶⁵⁾ “is it really so hard to pick up the damn phone when i call?”
¹⁶⁶⁾ “don’t you dare run.”
¹⁶⁷⁾ “bulleit, please. neat.”
¹⁶⁸⁾ “will you marry me?”
¹⁶⁹⁾ “how did you get tickets?!”
¹⁷⁰⁾ “your tie’s all crooked.”
¹⁷¹⁾ “license and insurance, please.”
¹⁷²⁾ “i’ll get a nurse in to do your sutures, and then we’ll send you on your way.”
¹⁷³⁾ “you’re a dead man.”
¹⁷⁴⁾ “you’re the worst thing to ever happen to me.”
¹⁷⁵⁾ “no, this is her secretary. i can take a message, if you’d like?”
¹⁷⁶⁾ “the money’s gone.”
¹⁷⁷⁾ “yeah, but it’ll cost you.”
¹⁷⁸⁾ “we need to find that phone.”
¹⁷⁹⁾ “can i crash here tonight?”
¹⁸⁰⁾ “i, um… i saw you. online.”
¹⁸¹⁾ “what do you mean husband?!”
¹⁸²⁾ “the fire’s growing- we need to keep moving.”
¹⁸³⁾ “your lipstick’s all over me!”
¹⁸⁴⁾ “four broken ribs… fuck.”
¹⁸⁵⁾ “what happened in shanghai?”
¹⁸⁶⁾ “you and these awful horror movies!”
¹⁸⁷⁾ “next door’s cat is back. do you remember where i put the kibble?”
¹⁸⁸⁾ “glitter and faux fur. classy.”
¹⁸⁹⁾ “since when were you blonde?!”
¹⁹⁰⁾ “do i even want to know?”
¹⁹¹⁾ “we were by a river. that’s all i remember.”
¹⁹²⁾ “please, let me call you a cab.”
¹⁹³⁾ “my hands are killing me, get these damn zipties off.”
¹⁹⁴⁾ “you don’t have to talk, if you don’t want to.”
¹⁹⁵⁾ “i read your last article. you’re not half bad at this shit.”
¹⁹⁶⁾ “is now a bad time to say i’m afraid of heights.”
¹⁹⁷⁾ “- quick, hide!”
¹⁹⁸⁾ “test came back negative.”
¹⁹⁹⁾ “say, ah.”
²⁰⁰⁾ “some friends they turned out to be.”
²⁰¹⁾ “you look oddly good in sequins.”
²⁰²⁾ “now there’s a headline: murder in mittens.”
²⁰³⁾ “we need to swab your hands for gunpowder residue.”
²⁰⁴⁾ “black, three sugars.”
²⁰⁵⁾ “i need you to listen to me, okay? this cannot happen again. ever.”
²⁰⁶⁾ “we shouldn’t be here.”
²⁰⁷⁾ “if you’re going to be such a die-hard fan, could you please start picking better teams? for my sake?”
²⁰⁸⁾ “… did you make me a packed lunch?”
²⁰⁹⁾ “i got a little bit stabbed.”
²¹⁰⁾ “no, it’s too late; you’re not walking home alone.”
²¹¹⁾ “i don’t care if she’s ten, she cannot be led to believe that derek is an acceptable name for a cat!”
²¹²⁾ “they were just here.”
²¹³⁾ “oh captain, my captai- “
²¹⁴⁾ “come to my room in ten.”
²¹⁵⁾ “no part of this was in the training manual.”
²¹⁶⁾ “i think i’m gonna lie down for a bit.”
²¹⁷⁾ “i can’t come out tonight, i’ve got to re-pot my roses.”
²¹⁸⁾ “you kick like an ass in your sleep.”
²¹⁹⁾ “i think we kissed.”
²²⁰⁾ “i never want to be a burden to you.”
²²¹⁾ “there’s someone in the trees.”
²²²⁾ “where’s that smoke coming from?”
²²³⁾ “my sheets smell like you.”
²²⁴⁾ “what did sarge say?”
²²⁵⁾ “the funeral’s at ten.”
²²⁶⁾ “she’s asystolic.”
²²⁷⁾ “it’s too loud in here. i’m going to start biting people.”
²²⁸⁾ “give it back!”
²²⁹⁾ “don’t make me call the cops!”
²³⁰⁾ “we tried everything. i’m sorry.”
²³¹⁾ “another round?”
²³²⁾ “come on the carousel with me, and i’ll think about it.”
²³³⁾ “this is why we didn’t stay married.”
²³⁴⁾ “i like your hair.”
²³⁵⁾ “homicide are on the way.”
²³⁶⁾ “i just ran.”
²³⁷⁾ “want a drink?”
²³⁸⁾ “i’m scared of the things i feel for you.”
²³⁹⁾ “can you remember anything about last night?”
²⁴⁰⁾ “you left this at mine.”
²⁴¹⁾ “i made us a reservation.”
²⁴²⁾ “pass the goddamn ball!”
²⁴³⁾ “someone cut the brake lights.”
²⁴⁴⁾ “wanna come to vegas with me?”
²⁴⁵⁾ “… did you use my body wash?”
²⁴⁶⁾ “go shower, then we’ll talk.”
²⁴⁷⁾ “how dare you say something like that to me!”
²⁴⁸⁾ “there’s a letter for you.”
²⁴⁹⁾ “i need to see you. now.”
²⁵⁰⁾ “i’ll kick this fucking door open!”
²⁵¹⁾ “don’t look at me like that.”
²⁵²⁾ “i can’t do this anymore.”
²⁵³⁾ “got a light?”
²⁵⁴⁾ “i don’t care if we both get hypothermia, i’m not sharing a sleeping bag with you!”
²⁵⁵⁾ “do you hate me?”
²⁵⁶⁾ “please don’t leave.”
²⁵⁷⁾ “i’m sorry i missed dinner.”
²⁵⁸⁾ “i have a name, and it’s sure as hell not kid.”
²⁵⁹⁾ “you are a grown man, don’t pout.”
²⁶⁰⁾ “ah, look who’s awake.”
²⁶¹⁾ “if you’re after a ransom, i’m sorry to say you picked the wrong person.”
²⁶²⁾ “don’t you dare track all that sawdust in here! leave your boots at the door.”
²⁶³⁾ “if you’re not here to pay my tab, you can leave.”
²⁶⁴⁾ “you’re so warm.”
²⁶⁵⁾ “bit kinky for a monday morning, don’t you think?”
²⁶⁶⁾ “not again!”
²⁶⁷⁾ “i think i pulled something.”
²⁶⁸⁾ “kiss me.”
²⁶⁹⁾ “watcha reading?”
²⁷⁰⁾ “i ordered room service. possibly on your card.”
²⁷¹⁾ “this isn’t gonna work out.”
²⁷²⁾ “i saved you a seat.”
²⁷³⁾ “the dog got ahold of your scarf.”
²⁷⁴⁾ “i want to see my son.”
²⁷⁵⁾ “my friend’s an ass, i’m sorry.”
²⁷⁶⁾ “please, she could scare the balls off a brass monkey with a single look.”
²⁷⁷⁾ “you’re an almerciful pain the ass.”
²⁷⁸⁾ “give my compliments to the chef.”
²⁷⁹⁾ “wanna catch a movie at the weekend?”
²⁸⁰⁾ “you said i only had to stay for an hour- you got an hour and seven minutes! what more could you possibly want from me?!”
²⁸¹⁾ “i think i left my phone at the bar.”
²⁸²⁾ “... why is there a pool noodle in the hall?”
²⁸³⁾ “can you turn the lights off?”
²⁸⁴⁾ “was any of it real?”
²⁸⁵⁾ “do i want to know how you got that nickname.”
²⁸⁶⁾ “you’re like if an angel had a very severe ketamine problem.”
²⁸⁷⁾ “i think i fucked up my ankle last night.”
²⁸⁸⁾ “take the sunglasses off.”
²⁸⁹⁾ “i don’t know how i’m going to forgive you for this.”
²⁹⁰⁾ “i can’t believe i fell for this shit again.”
²⁹¹⁾ “morning, killer.”
²⁹²⁾ “who names a goldfish andrew?”
²⁹³⁾ “... i could’ve sworn you had too eyebrows last time we spoke.”
²⁹⁴⁾ “i’m scared shitless of dolls.”
²⁹⁵⁾ “how’d you get the shiner?”
²⁹⁶⁾ “here, let me help.”
²⁹⁷⁾ “look, my tomatoes are finally ripe!”
²⁹⁸⁾ “you can hold my hand, if it’d help.”
²⁹⁹⁾ “i brought you croissants. as like, um, an olive branch.”
"aros can still date" well i don't want to. "aros can be in qprs" well i don't want to. "aros can still get married" i cannot stress enough how much i don't want to do that. "it can be completely platonic" i don't care i still don't want to. "aros can still go on dates and kiss people and act indistinguishably from an alloromantic person" why are you so hell bent on us fitting into amatonormative society as much as possible. "aros can still love" is this just to make you feel better? it feels like it's just to make you feel better
and don’t get mad at me but it’s sort of the aro version of telling a gay man “well you can just date a woman and act straight, you dont have to actually be in love but you can date a woman, you can marry a woman for the tax benefits even, why not just date women it would be easier” like that’s definitely a possibility but an overwhelming majority of gay men want to be with men. and many, many aros don’t want to be with anyone. and repeatedly being told how we could put ourselves in a situation we don’t want to be in just to keep up appearances is exhausting
Thank-you to all of my new Internet stranger friends for being so gracious about having my post shoved onto your dashboards. I loved reading all of your kind tags and comments! Both Martin and Bosco have been gone for several years now but for 24 hours, they felt very present in my life. I greatly appreciate this gift. ❤️
Thank you to everyone who commented in their tags or messaged me. Indeed, today is “Martin and Bosco Day”. I originally whimsically blazed this photo on 13 July 2022. I never expected Martin and Bosco to travel so far and make so many new friends. The experience has been such a gift for me.
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