Jesus Corn

Self indulgent ramblings and maladaptive daydreams. Sometimes I draw, sometimes I write, all the time I ignore reality. Minors DNI! I’m an adult, please go play elsewhere.

[2mucheyeliner]

[ The Night Mother and her Keeper ]

Skyrim was my first TES game and I went in knowing nothing about the lore. So when Astrid talked about Night Mother and Keeper this is basically what I imagined.

[momdusa]

From 3DBearnadette on tweeter...

[klapollo]

okay i looked into this and apparently this isnt even just dracula the wolfman and frankenstein's monster like. they're DESCENDANTS of them who are normal guys who turn into a vampire a werewolf etc. they do this to "atone" for the actions of their ancestors.

this is them normally and they apparently transform by slapping their hands together and shouting WACKO and this is called the "drak whack." dracula is alive too. they call him Big D.

[azure-aeon-soulstar]

There is no heterosexual explanation for this

[dankmemeuniversity]

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

Enough pondering the orb, it’s time to sip the orb

[romanceyourdemons]

i was drafting a post that said “a single boba tea can replace up to two meals if you are pure of heart” and the reason i didn’t post it is because as i was typing those words i got so dizzy i felt like i was being abducted by aliens

[chipsncookies]

[coelasquid]

Sometimes we’re unsatisfied with a thing we made because when it only existed in our head, we saw all the things it could have been and when it’s done we know all the things that it isn’t, but we can’t see the way it expands into a million new things when someone else unpacks it in their head.

[dear-mybeloved-deactivated20251]

Me thinking that I'm funny was probably the first problem

[theartofangirling]

people saying that the live action how to train your dragon is good actually because it's basically just a shot for shot remake of the original... then why the fuck would I watch it when I can just watch the (more visually stunning, not a blatant cash grab) original

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

reblog if you have skilled writer friends and you're damn proud of them

[aglasspomegranate]

@poxsart

@itsmallowfluff

@animationexhilaration

AND NEM BUT IDK IF HES GOT TUMBLR BUT HE IS IN THE PROUD PILE TOO

[itsmallowfluff]

@aglasspomegranate

And all of the above for me!

[ad-wills]

[ibajo256]

[corvusalbus93]

[moosemann404]

reaching that point in my writing where I look at the thing i’ve written and going how dare this wretched thing exist as it does, as if i am not the god who shaped this clay.

[prettydumbloverboy]

Actually, people are good by nature and you’re a fool if you think otherwise.

[prettydumbloverboy]

When you sneeze in public, strangers will say “bless you”, even though they don’t know you.

When you ask for directions on the street someone will show you the way, even though they have nothing to gain from it.

People squeeze their legs against the chair so you don’t have to hop over them on your way to your seat in the theatre, and make funny faces to make babies laugh, and purposefully step on leaves to hear them scrunch, and hold the door open for someone leaving behind them, and ask what floor you’re heading to when you enter the elevator, and send others photos of things that reminded them of them, and recommend each other songs, and ask if anyone else wants a coffee because they’re getting one, and make videos teaching how to sew a button, and wish on shooting stars, and share fun facts, and listen to others rant about things they don’t even understand, and let you cross the street first, and give a bit of their food to others, and laugh at jokes they don’t find funny to make you feel good, and listen to kids talk for hours about nonsense, and let you know your keys fell from your pocket, and they may be strangers, but with every little gesture they’re saying “I love you, I love you, I love you”.

[phinarei]

God, I needed to read this today. Humanity is overwhelmingly full of hope and kindness and it’s very easy to forget that these days.

[starkid2464]

I will always choose to believe that there is more good in this world than I can ever know.

[snoopyhalfreturn]

the concept art is so fucking gorgeous I can’t

[poxsart]

MONSTERFUCKERS STAND UP RIGHT NOW

I was having a bug burnout, and this was my first drawing after a couple of weeks or so? Maybe? Art depression man. But enjoy some sea serpent Aenon and his catch, Velvette! I love their size difference since he is just a giant ass sea monster, and she is just a human woman.

Bear or Man? She picked the sea creature lol

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

yall need to be nicer to victor frankenstein, post partum depression is no joke

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

"he abandoned his kid" teen moms are under incredible pressure

[twinkkpeaks]

OHMY GOD SO I JUAT PLAYED AKINATOR AND TRIED TO MAKE HIM GUESS HIMSELF BUT HE KEPT ASKING IF THE PERSON I WAS THINKING OF WAS GAY AND HAD A BOYFRIEND AND I JUST KEPT PRESSING YES AND THEN

LOOK AT HIS SMUG FACE

AKINATORS BOYFRIEND

[sielumia]

uhm…guys?

[spinchs-field]

[kulfi-waala-deactivated20250412]

Very happy pride to bisexual polyamorous Akinator

[poxsart]

Capeside Doodles!

My friends have inspired a lot of how Capeside was molded and shaped! I owe it to them for inspiring me every day and to push myself to actually get Capeside off the ground as just a concept in my mind! These were before Logan was even a concept! We will get into each boy once I make their "sprites" lol

Context: Gregasm is an energy drink, and H has survived on the wilderness, and it's basically giving a Victorian child a spur patch kid. They wouldn't survive.

Also, it originally was going to be called Camp Capeside until I tossed that whole camp idea out the window. It's overplayed, and I wanted something fun, so why not TAKE THE WHOLE TOWN!