I enjoyed that

[itsnotpinkitsmagenta]

[itsnotpinkitsmagenta]

I have painted all my bunny's before they passed away. He's got a complicated fur pattern so I never got around to do it. He's 9 years old now... I'm starting to think he's immortal until I paint him and it's has become a running gag in my family that I shouldn't do it if I want him to live.

Also this is where he usually decides to spend the evening: on my bed, under the pictures of his past girlfriends.

[thatsthat24]

I wanted to create my own Christmas movie 🎄

[ruffboi-mags]

I’d watch it.

[ohblessit]

Honestly I want this. And I want them all to bathe together in a bathtub full of cash when their respective deals all go through in a Christmas miracle™.

[itsnotpinkitsmagenta]

Tree guys, sitting in a hot tub, literally touching each other because they're gay and poly.

[gorps]

[officialjared19]

I’m gonna lose my entire mind

[itsnotpinkitsmagenta]

Aw, this made me smile

[itsnotpinkitsmagenta]

I feel the urge to share this, because I'm super proud of how it turned out.

[newtonpermetersquare]

This post was made by low iron gang

[itsnotpinkitsmagenta]

For anybody who also suffers from this or just low blood pressure: start hiperventilating and find some support ( a wall, a human, fence whatever) or sit down until you better.

Having a scar at the back of my head from losing vision and orientation and falling on the edge of my tub is luckily the worst thing that has happened so far.

Please be careful

[newtonpermetersquare]

lmao

[gahdamnpunk]

Thank you Netflix

[myshiptrashcan]

Every 10 years there’s a new season. I am infact just starting season 3. Why the fuck haven’t I been cancelled yet. This show has been nothing but angst and me doing weird shit.

[the-memedaddy]

Meirl

[painteddoll]

WOW. I HAVE NEVER FELT SO ATTACKED

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

Reblog if you are ASEXUAL, SUPPORT ASEXUALS, or really really want to WEAR A REALLY FANCY BLACK CAPE

[wadey-wilson]

no gif will do this justice

[best-of-memes]

Rich people showers

[officialkeikoandgilly]

[labyrinth-runner]

reblogging for that gif

[immenseheadaches]

i’m sorry i couldn’t help myself 

[laterovaries-deactivated2017022]

Not gonna not reblog this….

[atomskdluffy]

The drawings are a necessary addition. (Gargle shower and fireplace showers still best)

[mr-prism]

*muffled screams*

[jennajonesy]

If you haven’t seen this video already, it’s something worth watching. While it’s quite disturbing to watch, it really shows the damage we are doing to our oceans and marine wildlife. I know a few companies are making the switch to biodegradable straws but it’s still not enough. Something needs to change and we need to make it happen! 

[kateykat]

This is disgusting. I’m ashamed to live in a world where we rely on so much plastic. It’s time to email our politicians and demand change. It’s 2019 folks…wake the F up. THIS IS A PROBLEM.

[wesavetheoceans]

So happy to see people are passionate about making a change towards getting rid of plastics! Marine animals rely on us to smarten up and make the change. If any of your are interested in helping our cute sea creatures, there’s a great place called www.savetheturtles.ca. They sell reusable straws and donate 5% of their profits to Sea Turtle Conservancy. Something worth checking out to make a small change. 

[takethattrump]

I actually own one of those straws from Save The Turtles! I literally take it with my everywhere I go. Pretty sure I’ve made 10 other people get one just by using it at restaurants. Check them out everyone —–> SAVE THE TURTLES

[hella90s]

GUYS! WE CAN SAVE THE TURTLES NOW. SPREAD THE WORD AND GET YOUR STRAWS HERE!

P.S. to all my friends: You’ll each be getting one from me.

[the-anon-recovery-group]

Guys… this is horrible. I feel so bad for this poor turtle! I *have* a turtle that I love dearly <3. Turtles are important to me. Trash and plastics are in our oceans and it’s a huge problem that must be taken care of.

I swear to you… with everything I have in my heart… *straws* are not a problem. *One* turtle got sick with *one* straw. Now you’ll are acting like *straws* are evil and just disgusting and we should ban them and carry around your own reusable straw and omg straws are killing all the animals avery one freak out about straws! California literally *banned* straws because of *this*. ITS NOT THE STRAWS!!! What the actual fuck, *straws* are not a danger. What *is* a danger is thinking that they are. Instead of actually *doing* something about pollution in the ocean, California has banned straws. Because of this. And they think they’ve done something. So that’s it. They band straws, problem fixed! And then they do nothing else, because they already put effort into it and did “good”. When they could have used that effort to *actually* do something. STRAWS ARE NOT THE PROBLEM! There are not multiple cases of straws hurting turtles. There was *one*. Yes they might eat them, but that’s the case with literally *all* trash in the ocean. Please dont think your doing anything by being hyper aware of straws. Please dont think your helping by banning straws or not taking a straw or carrying your own straw. It’s not the freaking straws. Straws are not a danger.

[itsnotpinkitsmagenta]

Sure, straws are not the biggest problem, but you know: babysteps.

And sure, the solution is pretty easy: switch to metal or glass or leave them out completely.

The thing is: because the solution is so easy there is literally no reason not to do it.

The same goes for Q-tips: there is no difference between the plastic ones and those made 100% from paper, so it's actually stupid not to change that.

[mysillycomics]

[i-cant-carry-it-for-you]

I thought it was going to be a tiny little stick.

Then I would have been like

That log had a child

[thesejulez]

Can you pay my 

  Can you pay my 

  Do you pay my 

  If you did then maybe we could 

            SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 

[bellachyme]

THIS OMG

[ihavelosttheabilitytoucan]

@erik-the-tired-and-uncomfortable

[thefandomdropout]

LOL @glam-alien

[kingevangelista]

I sang this whole post 😂

[asdfghkjklgkfhjh-deactivated201]

Remember the internet when we were kids?

[sagacitus]

REBLOG IF YOU REMEMBER ANY OF THESE

Here are all the games’ links in order :)

Bueno Rufus

Barbie Swan Lake Game

Bikini Bottom or Bust

That’s so Raven Pinball

Brandy and Mr. Whiskers- Style Diva

A Sitch in Time- Present

Sticky’s Mix Master

Lizzie McGuire Dressup

Babysit Baby Krissy

Barbie Makeover

Escalator Escape

MyScene Room Makeover

Helga’s Diary

Black Licorice

Crater Crossing

holy shiiiit nostalgia

[itsnotpinkitsmagenta]

My childhood 😍

[john-marshall]

use the right knives when you cook please

[john-marshall]

i’m not kidding and i’m not being mean i’m watching these videos of people trying to cut like, carrots, and they’re using butcher knives, and i just… I cook a lot and I don’t own a butcher knife, I’ve never had one, I’ve never needed one. I don’t cleave through… bone like. please

[john-marshall]

like listen, this set is $18.99 with the coupon it has available right now. unless you do a lot of cooking in which case you’re not the target audience of this post you don’t need more knives than this like… please

from left to right: 

paring knife: it’s good for small cuts. deseeding a jalapeno, cutting up strawberries.

utility knife: allegedly these make cutting tomatoes easier. i don’t actually find cutting tomatoes difficult, so i don’t know. i use it mostly for trimming meat.

santoku knife: this is essentially a chef’s knife with a straight blade. it’s good for veggies. 

chef’s knife: i use a chef’s knife for almost everything. it can chop a head of romaine and it can cut a chicken breast in half. whatever. just don’t use it for tiny shit. 

slicing knife: good for slicing cooked meats

bread knife: bread

it’s also gay.

and here’s a cutting board with a knife sharpener. keeping your knives sharp is a good idea because cuts from dull knives are harder to treat, are more likely to get infected, and are more painful over time. cuts happen but you can reduce your risks

[trans-mouse]

Who wants to get me some knives?

[bace-jeleren]

Gay knives save lives

[notnanami]

we really getting sponsored posts for knives now huh

[apphroditus]

The reason you’re having a hard time cutting tomatoes is because unless your knife is incredibly sharp, you should be using a serrated knife. You can use your bread knife to cut tomatoes. It will make your life easier. 

[semiramis-audron]

Also if you’re in a pinch and your (metal)knife is blunt and you don’t have a knive sharpener around, try to check if you have an ‘old’ ceramic plate or cup where the circle on the lower side isn’t glazed, sharpen on that