Incorrect One Piece Quotes

Posting gag one piece quotes.

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"No matter how many times you kick me, you're the one...that gets hurt!" -Monkey D. Luffy [To Sanji - One Piece Episode 808]

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Shanks: Next round's on me if you can beat me in an arm-wrestling match. Dracule Mihawk: Shanks, I don't compete for drinks. I compete for honor. Shanks: Then let's make it interesting, Mihawk. The loser hosts a feast for the winner's crew. Honor enough for you? Dracule Mihawk: Ha! We'll see about that, Mihawk. May the best man win. Either way, it's a feast I'm looking forward to.

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Law: Time to swap our personalities with the enemy and see who laughs last. Luffy: That sounds fun, Law! I call dibs on being the first to swap! Law: Luffy, this is a surgical operation, not a game. But, knowing you, it might just be the unpredictable strategy we need.

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Zoro: Let's replace our swords with cooking utensils. The true battle is in the kitchen! Sanji: Finally, Zoro, a battle you might actually win without getting lost!

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Zoro: Imagine if we could sail the skies with clouds as our sea. Nami: Sailing the skies? Zoro, you can barely navigate on land without getting lost! Zoro: Maybe so, Nami, but at least I'd never lose sight of the clouds.

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Franky: Let's trade the Going Merry for a spaceship, and explore the final frontier! Usopp: A spaceship, Franky? My nose isn't ready for zero gravity Franky: Super! Then I'll just have to build you a suit that makes your nose super ready for space, Usopp!

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Ussop: Brook, play us the song of the All Blue, so Sanji can find his way home. Brook: Ah, my dear Usopp, if only my music could chart the sea itself! But alas, for now, I'll play a tune to inspire our journey.

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Chopper: Robin, let's steal the moon and bring it closer to the sea! Robin: That's quite an ambitious plan, Chopper. But let's focus on deciphering the Poneglyphs first.

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Luffy: I don't need a map to find treasure, I just follow my nose! Oh wait, that's just Sanji cooking again...

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Nami: Luffy, let's turn the ocean into wine and have a feast with the marines!

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Luffy: The best treasure is the friends we made along the way. But then he found the One Piece and said, 'Never mind, this is way better.

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Binge watching one piece at 5 in the morning is this insanity?